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Behind the Scenes of a ZOT!
July 28, 2006 | rk

Posted on 07/28/2006 5:00:35 PM PDT by Roscoe Karns

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Deep within the Mod's underground lair:

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We have a possible troll sighting in sector 5. Need confirmation. Insert initial greeting program.

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Sending.

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To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!

Welcome to Free Republic.

Posted on 07/28/2006 9:03:56 PM EDT by Bob


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No response yet, Jim.

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Proceed with Enhanced Engagement Mode.

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Sending.

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To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!

You signed up today to post this?

Posted on 07/28/2006 9:10:12 PM EDT by max


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To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!

Go back to DU!

Posted on 07/28/2006 9:11:02 PM EDT by carol


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To: carol

DU?? I've never heard of a DU. What's a DU???

Posted on 07/28/2006 9:13:22 PM EDT by I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!


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Troll sighting confirmed, Jim!

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This could be hugh! -Sam, let's have the IBTZ count.

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Current IBTZ count is 24- including 9 mushroom cloud gifs and one picture of
Donald Rumsfeld with laser beam eyes and lightning bolts coming out of his left nostril.

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No cats with machine guns?

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No sir.

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What about those two "We're doomed!" guys?

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Nothing yet.

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Do I have to think of everything?- Enable 'doomed' configuration!

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Sending.

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To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!


............"WE"RE DOOMED!!"

Posted on 07/28/2006 10:23:34 PM EDT by Hank


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I love those guys! Alright, fire up the ZOT9000!!

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Right, chief!

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How Ralph got the ZOT9000 assignment is beyond me! He has no clue what he's talking about.
---Tell me about it! He just makes crap up as he goes along.

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ZOT9000 advanced systems protocol engaged, Jim! All beebers set to stuned! Oscillation
overthrusters running at one billion jiggiwatts with Flux Capacitor capacitating flux at maximum two
tons per second! Defliberation Laser Transmogrifier speed set to...um... spork-weasel!!

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Spork-weasel???

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Spork-weasel, spork-weasel..... just as I thought. No such phrase exists in the specs.
---Ralph's making crap up again!

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Ralph, did you just say spork-weasel??

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I'm not sure, chief!

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Idiot! I put in the years! I paid my dues! That should be me up there behind the wheel of the ZOT9000!
---It's all politics, Joe.

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Commence ZOT countdown!

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10, 9...

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Oh, Bill, isn't this exciting! My nodes are tingling!!

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8, 7, 6...

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5, 4, 3...

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2, 1...

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ZOTTING!!!
(((RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR)))

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To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!; Admin Moderator

Whoa!!! You Zotted that guy in MID POST!! I've never seen anything like it!!!

Posted on 07/28/2006 10:29:38 PM EDT by zeke


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To: Admin Moderator

Props, dude!

Posted on 07/28/2006 10:30:34 PM EDT by bub


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To: bub; Admin Moderator

Props, indeed! I bet that was Ralph!

Posted on 07/28/2006 10:31:21 PM EDT by bev


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To: Admin Moderator; ALL


"Way to go there, Ralphie boy!"

Posted on 07/28/2006 10:33:43 PM EDT by Sid


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Oh, I'm a Baaaaadass!!

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Oh, cripes! Now he's doing the moonwalk! I can't watch
this. If anybody wants me I'll be over at the Unnngh & Moose getting drunk.

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To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!

IBTZ!!!

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Anyone??

Posted on 07/31/2006 3:02:31 AM EDT by spork weasel




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To: BipolarBob

ping


341 posted on 07/29/2006 6:41:55 PM PDT by BipolarBob (Yes I backed over the vampire, but I swear I looked in my rearview mirror.)
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To: Genesis defender
Are any of the creatures in this picture actual females?

Only the 2 in black.

342 posted on 07/29/2006 7:30:32 PM PDT by jellybean (Proud to be an Ann-droid and a Steyn-aholic)
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To: 1rudeboy

It's hard to say exactly how long. I had a general idea of what I wanted to do so I downloaded a bunch of old univac/eniac pictures and then played around with the story structure in my mind the next day.


343 posted on 07/29/2006 8:43:02 PM PDT by Roscoe Karns
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To: All; Lazamataz; driftdiver
Glad you all enjoyed it! I had fun writing it!

driftdiver, I knew that was sarcasm :)

Lazamataz, sorry but I can not marry you. I'm spoken for.

344 posted on 07/29/2006 8:58:42 PM PDT by Roscoe Karns
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To: Caramelgal
LOL! How about if I married him AND he knows how to put it to good use AND his slide rule is one where -- well, he doesn't have to get one o' them newfangled calculator things to help him out on the larger problems. Ahem.

Pocket protectors? We don't need no steenkin' pocket protectors!


Here's one for you! (he he he)

345 posted on 07/30/2006 2:39:53 AM PDT by Watery Tart (I voted for RETRO, not Metro!)
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To: MrEdd
Ooh an actual picture of a spork weasel. It's cuteness belies it's insidiousness.

I always wondered what that was! Now we know!! LOL

346 posted on 07/30/2006 6:30:17 AM PDT by A.Hun (Common sense is no longer common.)
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To: greyfoxx39; MrEdd
Is that a meerkat I see there...I love that series.

Apparently, that is a spork weasel!

347 posted on 07/30/2006 6:33:26 AM PDT by A.Hun (Common sense is no longer common.)
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To: Roscoe Karns

ROTFLMAO!


348 posted on 07/30/2006 9:05:19 AM PDT by Lonesome in Massachussets (NYT Headline: 'Protocols of the Learned Elders of CBS: Fake But Accurate, Experts Say.')
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To: Roscoe Karns

That's the best!

Spork Weasel indeed!


349 posted on 07/30/2006 9:38:16 AM PDT by NonLinear (He's dead, Jim)
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To: Roscoe Karns

Thank you, I needed that!


350 posted on 07/30/2006 9:43:13 AM PDT by Stonewall Jackson ("I see storms on the horizon.")
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To: Roscoe Karns

Roscoe, you're a genius! :)


351 posted on 07/30/2006 10:39:23 AM PDT by EveningStar
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To: Roscoe Karns

Very entertaining work.


352 posted on 07/30/2006 11:00:05 AM PDT by driftdiver
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To: Roscoe Karns
LOL, this fellow reminds me of those films they use to show us in our classrooms during the 1950's.

Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting

353 posted on 07/30/2006 11:33:27 AM PDT by mware (Americans in armchairs doing the job of the media.)
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To: Roscoe Karns
Nice post. That was funny. How many times did you hit "preview" to make sure all the pics and spacing worked?

:o)

354 posted on 07/30/2006 12:48:00 PM PDT by IllumiNaughtyByNature (My Pug is On Her War Footing (and moving to Texas!))
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To: Roscoe Karns

ROTF!!!! You're a genius, Roscoe! Thanks for the great giggle :)


355 posted on 07/30/2006 12:51:20 PM PDT by mewzilla (Property must be secured or liberty cannot exist. John Adams)
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To: Roscoe Karns

356 posted on 07/30/2006 1:53:02 PM PDT by Clint N. Suhks (If you don't love Jesus, you can go to hell.)
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To: knews_hound

Who knew there was a beer ping list!! Of course I want on it!!


357 posted on 07/30/2006 5:44:02 PM PDT by NonLinear (He's dead, Jim)
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To: don-o

Now THAT's the don-o we love!


358 posted on 07/30/2006 5:46:39 PM PDT by NonLinear (He's dead, Jim)
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To: uglybiker

Now you've done it! 'chucked my last beer keyboard is shO& ()21asdjf*****888ds and777&!91!(!":Lwn................................................................


359 posted on 07/30/2006 5:49:42 PM PDT by NonLinear (He's dead, Jim)
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To: Valin

All your spork weasel are belong to us!


360 posted on 07/30/2006 5:54:00 PM PDT by NonLinear (He's dead, Jim)
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