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Co-Worker Wadrobe Malfunction (Vanity)
5/10/2006
| CholeraJoe
Posted on 05/10/2006 3:42:42 AM PDT by CholeraJoe
Yesterday, a co-worker came into my office, planted a document on my desk, leaned over and began explaining it to me. What she didn't realize was that by leaning over, her loose blouse fell open and Hootchie Mama, I saw some things that only her husband and her doctor were entitled to see.
It was like watching a train wreck in slow motion. I couldn't look away. I stood up but then I could see even farther down to the tattoos on her stomach.
What should I have done? Should I have said something?
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To: xcamel
21
posted on
05/10/2006 3:51:37 AM PDT
by
CholeraJoe
(Bayonet the wounded!)
To: CholeraJoe
Best course of action in the work place: work. Don't be fishing off the company pier.
22
posted on
05/10/2006 3:52:15 AM PDT
by
durasell
(!)
To: Lurker; Lazamataz
23
posted on
05/10/2006 3:52:31 AM PDT
by
CholeraJoe
(Bayonet the wounded!)
To: CholeraJoe
SUE HER!
Sexual harassment works both ways, ya know!
24
posted on
05/10/2006 3:52:55 AM PDT
by
Izzy Dunne
(Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
To: CholeraJoe
GO FER IT! ENJOY!
A couple of years ago a frined and I were in folding chairs at the local, week long 4th of July celebration. He's a little older than me, and was around 58 at the time. We're sitting there and watching the never ending parade of skimpy clad gals. Most were in their late teens, early twenties.
So he's oogling them and drooling. I told him you better be careful, you might get sued. He responded telling me that if the gals are that stupid to dress provocatively, he's at an age where he's gonn stare and have no shame or regrets.
As I'm now in the late 50's I share his outlook.
GO FER IT!
prisoner6
25
posted on
05/10/2006 3:53:06 AM PDT
by
prisoner6
(Right Wing Nuts hold the country together as the loose screws of the left fall out)
To: Lurker
LOL... who needs to ping him? He'll be here fast enough.
26
posted on
05/10/2006 3:54:11 AM PDT
by
Ronin
(Ut iusta esse, lex noblis severus necesse est.)
To: xcamel
27
posted on
05/10/2006 3:54:44 AM PDT
by
FreedomPoster
(Guns themselves are fairly robust; their chief enemies are rust and politicians) (NRA)
To: CholeraJoe
Told her it was nice to see her, and could she bring that other file.
To: CholeraJoe
You should have said,
"Here honey, let me help you with that".
29
posted on
05/10/2006 3:58:32 AM PDT
by
SR 50
(Larry)
To: CholeraJoe
Do nothing. Apparerantly, when woman do that now days, men shouldn't even notice, and if they do, it shouldn't be a big deal. Haven't they conditioned you yet? heh heh heh.</sarc>
30
posted on
05/10/2006 4:02:31 AM PDT
by
WorkerbeeCitizen
(Holy shi'ite Osama, what the F-15 was that?)
To: CholeraJoe
Walk out of the office with her and in to a common area where people are.
Sit across from her so that she is not close.
Look directly at her face and/or the report as you talk.
Next time she comes in your office; leave the office door open at all times and/or invite a co-worker to sit with you while you discuss reports, etc.
31
posted on
05/10/2006 4:03:02 AM PDT
by
Cindy
To: prisoner6
Mrs. L and I subscribe to the 'it don't matter how you get the appetite just make sure it comes home for dinner' school of thought on matters like this.
What can I say. It works for us.
L
32
posted on
05/10/2006 4:03:16 AM PDT
by
Lurker
(Anyone who doesn't demand an immediate end to illegal immigration is aiding the flesh trade.)
To: CholeraJoe
The proper thing to say in a situation like that is "WOOO momma. I wish I had a rack like that on my station wagon".
33
posted on
05/10/2006 4:05:27 AM PDT
by
AppyPappy
(If you aren't part of the solution, there is good money to be made prolonging the problem.)
To: Cindy
My office door is almost never closed and wasn't yesterday. Anyone walking by would have gotten the same view that I did. I can't figure out whether it was intentional or not.
34
posted on
05/10/2006 4:06:49 AM PDT
by
CholeraJoe
(Bayonet the wounded!)
To: CholeraJoe
Ok.
You don't need to figure it out.
Take my suggests as listed above.
35
posted on
05/10/2006 4:08:14 AM PDT
by
Cindy
To: Cindy
36
posted on
05/10/2006 4:08:59 AM PDT
by
Cindy
To: CholeraJoe; anyone
I was wondering just yesterday, why do women get breast implants?
37
posted on
05/10/2006 4:12:12 AM PDT
by
SR 50
(Larry)
To: CholeraJoe
Miss Manners says that the only recourse a gentleman has in such instances is to pretend not to notice...
38
posted on
05/10/2006 4:13:49 AM PDT
by
Ike
To: SeeRushToldU_So
Hard to miss.
39
posted on
05/10/2006 4:14:16 AM PDT
by
USS Alaska
(Nuke the terrorist savages - In Honor of Standing Wolf)
To: CholeraJoe
I stood up but then I could see even farther down to the tattoos on her stomach. When you stood up, did she get the point?
40
posted on
05/10/2006 4:14:55 AM PDT
by
N. Theknow
(Kennedys - Can't drive, can't fly, can't ski, can't skipper a boat - But they know what's best.)
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