Posted on 03/16/2006 9:32:33 PM PST by Billie
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That is so sweet. Thank you kindly, Amy.
Great thread, Billie! I'm a little late to the party BUT got in before the day was over!
Yes I did listen to the songs and neglected to tell you how much I enjoyed them along with the fun, pretty Post that you made.
Awww .... you are certainly welcome.
I'm working on income tax and I need a break!!!!! I would much prefer to play at the Finest. :)
Thanks, GeeBee - you too. Enjoy the parade tomorrow. :)
I would much prefer to play at the Finest. :)
I don't blame you, hehe.
And I didn't call you 'Shirley'. : )
I always wish on St. Patrick's Day, my name was Kathleen 'cause I love that song... or Mary McGregor, or something Irish-ey. LOL
That bear gets around - or is he a twin? :)
Thank you, no name. :) You did get here before the day was over, and I'm glad you camd and glad you enjoyed the party.
Thanks, Aqua :) - I think for some reason there are some who can't open wave files - or mp3's either - without a lot of buffering. I usually save them to my harddrive so I can enjoy them without a jillion pauses.
Good night, Billie. And thanks so much for your efforts and good work.
I love it!!!! I'm sorry I didn't reply to it, just got caught up in trying to get all of my graphics to the right people. : )
And me spuds have never had a worm in them. LOL
No, silly.....it was about frosted spuds and wormy cabbage. LOL!
Good night. I am off to bed.
Isn't it great to have caring friends like this, Wolfie?!!
It would be horrible were your little cabbages ravished
by the likes of this wiggly dude...
We, by the way, are indebted to you and Billie and Mama_Bear and JustAmy [and *Everbuddy*] for making our St. Paddy's Day so memorable..:))
...but for the addicted diehards who cannot resist checking the Finest Family Room, I leave this you probably have seen a time or two in your mail, but is always good for another chuckle..:))
[forgive me, Lord, for my own predilection for wurdz and puns!]
1.Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married.
The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
2. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says,
"I'll serve you, but don't start anything."
3.Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.
4. A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
5. A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm
and says:" A beer please, and one for the road."
6.Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other:
"Does this taste funny to you?"
7."Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home.'"
"That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome."
"Is it common?" Well, "It's Not Unusual."
8.Two cows are standing next to each other in a field.
Daisy says to Dolly, "I was artificially inseminated this morning."
"I don't believe you," says Dolly. "It's true, no bull!" exclaims Daisy.
9.An invisible man marries an invisible woman.
The kids were nothing to look at either.
10. Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.
11. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.
12. A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident.
He shouted, "Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!"
The doctor replied, "I know you can't - I've cut off your arms!"
13. I went to a seafood disco last week...and pulled a mussel.
14.What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
15.Two fish swim into a concrete wall.
The one turns to the other and says, "Dam!".
16.Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly,
so they lit a fire in the craft.
Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that
you can't have your kayak and heat it too.
17. A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and
were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories.
After about an hour, the manager came out of the office
and asked them to disperse. "But why," they asked, as they moved off.
"Because", he said, "I can't stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer."
18. A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption.
One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Ahmal."
The other goes to a family in Spain; they name him "Juan."
Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother.
Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes
she also had a picture of Ahmal. Her husband responds,
They're twins! If you've seen Juan, you've seen Ahmal."
19. Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time,
which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet.
He also ate very little, which made him rather frail
and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath.
This made him ..(Oh, man, this is so bad, it's good).....
A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
20. And finally, there was the person who sent twenty different
puns to his friends, with the hope
that at least ten of the puns would make them laugh.
No pun in ten did.
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