Posted on 03/03/2006 7:40:34 AM PST by mr_hammer
Dear IRS,
Enclosed is my 2005 tax return showing that I owe $3,407.00 in taxes. Please note the attached article from USA Today, wherein you will see the Pentagon is paying $171.50 for hammers and NASA has paid $600.00 for a toilet seat. I am enclosing four toilet seats (value $2400) and six hammers (value $1029), bringing my total remitted to $3429.00. Please apply the overpayment of $22.00 to the "Presidential Election Fund," as noted on my return. You can do this inexpensively by sending them one 1.5" Phillips Head screw (article from USA Today detailing how HUD pays $22.00 each for 1.5" Phillips Head Screws is enclosed for your convenience.) It has been a pleasure to pay my tax bill this year, and I look forward to paying it again next year.
Sincerely, A Satisfied Taxpayer
TODAYS TAXES, Accounts Receivable Tax, Building Permit Tax, Capital Gains Tax, CDL License Tax, Cigarette Tax, Corporate Income Tax, Court Fines (indirect taxes), Dog License Tax, Federal Income Tax, Federal Unemployment Tax(FUTA), Fishing License Tax, Food License Tax, Fuel permit tax, Gasoline Tax 42 cents per gallon), Hunting License Tax, Inheritance Tax Interest Expense (tax on the money THEY paid tax on already), Inventory tax IRS Interest Charges(tax on top of tax), IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax), Liquor Tax, Local Income Tax, Luxury Taxes, Marriage License Tax, Medicare Tax, Property Tax, Real Estate Tax, Septic Permit Tax, Service Charge Taxes, Social Security Tax, Road Usage Taxes (Truckers), Sales Taxes, Recreational Vehicle Tax, Road Toll Booth Taxes, School Tax, State Income Tax, State Unemployment Tax(SUTA), Telephone Federal Excise tax, Telephone Federal Universal Service Fee Tax, Telephone Federal , State and Local Surcharge Taxes, Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax, Telephone Recurring and Non-Recurring Charges Tax, Telephone State and Local Tax, Telephone Usage Charge Tax, Toll Bridge Taxes, Toll Tunnel Taxes, Traffic Fines (indirect taxation), Trailer Registration Tax, Utility Taxes, Vehicle License Registration Tax, Vehicle Sales Tax, Watercraft Registration Tax, Well Permit Tax, Workers Compensation Tax
Save what Mr Vice President!
This is so like, 1986.
I think that we should take the number of taxpayers divided by the number of illegals here and enter that number on line 6d form 1040 as dependants that they are.
Works for ME !
I was looking at my cable bill the other day, and ticked off to see I was paying 13% "communication" tax.
It comes to quite a bit of money.
There's NOTHING funny about the IRS.
IRS Motto:
We got what it takes to take what you got!
TODAYS TAXES, Accounts Receivable Tax, Building Permit Tax, Capital Gains Tax, CDL License Tax, Cigarette Tax, Corporate Income Tax, Court Fines (indirect taxes), Dog License Tax, Federal Income Tax, Federal Unemployment Tax(FUTA), Fishing License Tax, Food License Tax, Fuel permit tax, Gasoline Tax 42 cents per gallon), Hunting License Tax, Inheritance Tax Interest Expense (tax on the money THEY paid tax on already), Inventory tax IRS Interest Charges(tax on top of tax), IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax), Liquor Tax, Local Income Tax, Luxury Taxes, Marriage License Tax, Medicare Tax, Property Tax, Real Estate Tax, Septic Permit Tax, Service Charge Taxes, Social Security Tax, Road Usage Taxes (Truckers), Sales Taxes, Recreational Vehicle Tax, Road Toll Booth Taxes, School Tax, State Income Tax, State Unemployment Tax(SUTA), Telephone Federal Excise tax, Telephone Federal Universal Service Fee Tax, Telephone Federal , State and Local Surcharge Taxes, Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax, Telephone Recurring and Non-Recurring Charges Tax, Telephone State and Local Tax, Telephone Usage Charge Tax, Toll Bridge Taxes, Toll Tunnel Taxes, Traffic Fines (indirect taxation), Trailer Registration Tax, Utility Taxes, Vehicle License Registration Tax, Vehicle Sales Tax, Watercraft Registration Tax, Well Permit Tax, Workers Compensation Tax
The "new" Republicans have control of the government---they just won't use it or have become corrupted.
Oh, for just a year of Ronaldus Magnus!
Who ever said we have republicans in DC. What we have are globalist rinos.
I'd chuckle out loud if it weren't so sad.
Long-time Republican, first time Constitutional Party.
"There's NOTHING funny about the IRS."
No ... unless the IRS building was hit with aa terrorist attack ... now that would be funny. ;o)
Look at your cell phone bill if you have one.
I pay 19% tax.
One to add here in Indiana is the Surcharge Wheel Tax added onto each vehicle registration every year...$25.00
*IRS humor* Isn't that an oxymoron?
Don't forget the taxes that businesses, corporations, restaurants, car washes, department stores, etc., etc., etc. pass on to us as part of the cost of goods we buy.
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