Posted on 12/30/2005 6:19:30 AM PST by NYer
Till death do us part? An unusual wedding ceremony was held in the southern resort town of Eilat on Wednesday, as Sharon Tendler, a 41-years-old Jewish millionaire from London married her beloved Cindy, a 35-year-old dolphin, Israel's leading newspaper Yedioth Ahronoth reported Thursday.
The groom, a resident of the Eilat dolphin reef, met Tendler 15 years ago, when she first visited the resort. The British rock concert producer took a liking to the dolphin and has made a habit of traveling to Eilat two or three times a year and spending time with her underwater sweetheart.
"The peace and tranquility underwater, and his love, would calm me down," the excited bride said after the wedding.
After a years-long romance, Tendler decided to embark on the highly unusual path of tying the knot with her beloved dolphin. Last week, she approached Cindy's trainer Maya Zilber with the extraordinary request.
Zilber accepted the challenge and "talked the idea over with the fellow," who apparently consented.
'I'm not a pervert'
And so on Wednesday afternoon, the thrilled bride, wearing a white dress, walked down the dock before hundreds of astounded visitors and kneeled down before her groom, who was waiting in the water.
Cindy, escorted by his fellow best-men dolphins, swam over to Tendler and she hugged him, whispered sweet nothings in his ear, and kissed him in front of the cheering crowd.
After the ceremony was sealed with some mackerels, Tendler was tossed into the water by her friends so that she could swim with her new husband.
"I'm the happiest girl on earth," the bride said as she choked back tears of emotion. "I made a dream come true, and I am not a pervert," she stressed.
Tendler said she and her newly wed husband will probably spend their wedding night bowling.
"But what kind of children would they have?" one of the children in the crowd asked his father.
These things never work out. He will want to spend Christmas with his family on the mid-atlantic ridge and she will insist on visiting Mum in liverpool.
ROTFLMAO!
So listen....she should have married a gefilte fish...Oy...
Now way that dolphin gets on the lanes without multi-colored bowling shoes. No way.
You hit the question right on the (bottle)nose.
How on earth do you find these things?!
Details, or a link, please?
All I can think of is Rush Limbaugh's "finger of friendship"...
Just one question...
How on Earth did you LOCATE that photo?
(Imagine if they did consumate the marriage. The dolphin would follow up by nosing her personal regions like an entire kennel of cocker spaniels...)
Gives a whole new meaning to "There's one hoopy frood who really knows where their towel is"...
DON'T PANIC!
Still very funny. LOL!!
With Google, you can find anything.
And I mean...Anything.
I clicked on this thinking that an Israeli dolphin must have been some kinds of Navy position.
>>>>"I made a dream come true, and I am not a pervert,"
Does this mean the marriage has been consumated???
I think I had enough of this story!!!!
>>>>and they do "molest" humans
Do I even WANT to know how or why you know this???
>>>> The same way that prevert animal psychologist once in charge
of a govt. program to train dolphins did...no doubt..
I missed this one, what was this? Or maybe it is better I missed it.
because I read.
Mike Adams is hysterical. and Right.
Paging Sandra Day O'Connor
Arlen Specter said Dolphin Marriage is a "super duper precedent" Santorum will do what he is told. Didn't you read the majority decision in Flipper v. Kansas?
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