LONG LIVE RED CHINA (Would you like your troll mein with soft or crispy noodles?)

12/26/05 | C.L. Gartman

[the_red_anedote]

China will never go down, and don't think you can banish communism. Because the people won't let it. They know they are the last standing, they are the only ones left. America is in a decline while China's climaxing, America will go down. We are just done with our prime, if anything, we were going into a depression since 1992 (and don't say you don't know that year). Communism is the American's medias' worst nightmare, because of censorship. I hope we all have to read one newspaper and wipe my butt with one brand of tiolet paper. I hope we all die for our next generations to wear the red armband. We deserved 9/11, and they enjoyed it. You probably hate me now, I know, you just still think like its 1945, well too bad its 2005. We only stand to fall.

[NeoCaveman]

Crispy noodles please.

[Irish_Thatcherite]

Boars?

[roaddog727]

WOW.

Go suck on this Big Red one.........

[Irish_Thatcherite]

LOL!

[TASMANIANRED]

Thought I'd never find this.

Check out this wood worker.

http://mostlyglass.com/Artists/de_marchi/de_marchi,_livio.htm

[Irish_Thatcherite]

I like legs.

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

A much better test.

William Dampier

Naturalist, Scientist, and Buccaneer, Captain Dampier you are the gentleman of pirates! Circumnavigating the globe three times whilst collecting treasure and anthropological data has made you a pirate of substance and class which doesn't happen very often! You're in a league of your own here, and while I don't neccessarily condone the lack of wenching and bloodletting, your great passion and scientific inquisition are well noted!


The What Kind of PIRATE Are You Test
http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=10801780043961376472


I think it was the lack of wenching that did me in.

[TASMANIANRED]

I got left in the dust.


Will try to catch up later.

[NicknamedBob]

Would you trust the measurement of your IQ to a person who says something like, "If a chicken and a half ..."

*Arches eyebrow* "A chicken and a half? ... And you want to measure my IQ?"

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

I donno I have seen some pretty big frogs...

[NeoCaveman]

It's like you picked it just for me!

I rike Chinese. I rike Chinese.

Hu said that.

[Irish_Thatcherite]

Wow!! Nice handcrafts!

[Monkey Face]

I already have my pirate name...on my bio page!

[Ichneumon]

Would you trust the measurement of your IQ to a person who says something like, "If a chicken and a half ..." *Arches eyebrow* "A chicken and a half? ... And you want to measure my IQ?"

Do you get equally baffled by such statements as, "the cat catches 1.2 mice per hour"?

[Not A Snowbird]

Arrrr!

Walter Kennedy

As far as pirating goes, you pretty much suck. After being a first mate to the infamous Blackbeard, I thought you would have learned a trick or two, but you can't rape, pillage, bludgeon, or sail to save your life! Literally! You get hanged only a measely six months after going out into business on your own. I am ashamed you even graced your presence at this quiz, you non-piratey scurvy ridden excuse for a man! LANDLUBBER!!!

[fanfan]

The question IS....


*AHEM*



"If a chicken and a half, can lay an egg and a half, in a day and a half,

how many grasshoppers with a wooden leg would it take, to kick all the seeds out of a dill pickle.

[TASMANIANRED]

Guy has some awesome big items.

Boats in shape of Bently,Volkswagen, Ferari.

Also has Cinderella's pumpkin with horses.

Primo Artist.

[TASMANIANRED]

Lady, don't need to drink to do that.

Redhead don'tcha know.

[Monkey Face]

LOL!

[Monkey Face]

Redheads RULE!