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A poem for all (I think that you have never got, A poem as lovely as this zot)
me | 09/24/2005 | Creeper, as told to Joyce Killmore-Trolles

Posted on 09/24/2005 11:23:20 AM PDT by creeperdavis

A poem


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To: Darksheare
"Normal! Cool, what is it like?"

I can buy clothes off the rack, I don't bump my head when going through doorways, and I can get in and out of theatre and airline seats.

I can still "enjoy" the thrill of being invisible to teen-age girls, though.

6,281 posted on 10/25/2005 6:41:03 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (George asked me for the best poet... I looked and looked ... I couldn't find anyone better than me.)
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To: NicknamedBob

it is to align the bones of the bow-hand parallel to the bones of the forearm, so as to give a much more solid launching platform than is possible using a symmetric bow (which invariably cocks the wrist off-axis)

it has the side benefit of reducing or eliminating the bow's recoil: because of the weight imbalance, the bow (if held properly) will pivot in the hand instead of boinging back and forth.

as to its asymmetry - not just in its recurve profile, but in the tapers side-to-side and front-to-back. These tapers are VERY subtle, and you must examine the in-process bow very closely to make the correct determination.


6,282 posted on 10/25/2005 6:43:38 PM PDT by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: NicknamedBob

*ahem*
"(Pretty funny, huh, 'Face? Me being called normal! -- *giggle/snort*)"

*whipering*At least you admit it!


6,283 posted on 10/25/2005 6:44:14 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
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To: tuliptree76

My body temp is low, but I love hot weather.


6,284 posted on 10/25/2005 6:45:31 PM PDT by EsmeraldaA
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To: Darksheare

Sounds like my daughter...


6,285 posted on 10/25/2005 6:45:41 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
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To: Darksheare

Mmmm


6,286 posted on 10/25/2005 6:46:02 PM PDT by EsmeraldaA
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To: All

this tired peon must itty off to slumberland now.

good night, all y'all


6,287 posted on 10/25/2005 6:46:11 PM PDT by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: Monkey Face

You could just use HK; I suspect that Herr Heckler and Herr Koch would not mind.

I like warm & toasty, too. SoCal product and grew up w/o A/C. SF Bay area is a climatological compromise between me and my wife. She grew up in Oregon and likes cooler, wetter weather.


6,288 posted on 10/25/2005 6:46:27 PM PDT by HKMk23 ("In a land of moral imbeciles, I knew I could be king." -- Aaron Tonken, Celebrity Manipulator)
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To: King Prout

Nurse Reesa.
She was into leather boustiers, and bondage.
She was a pediatric nurse, thought I was cute(?) for some reason.
We compared scars the one day.


She LOVED my veins.
Literally drooled about them.

I too have not a clue what it is with the fascination with the blood pipes..


6,289 posted on 10/25/2005 6:47:26 PM PDT by Darksheare (If you shake a stick of garlic butter at a vampire, will it keep him away?)
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To: King Prout

Tell them how much it is, and then tell them you need the money up front. (Or half of it.) If they don't give it to you, then you don't need to spend all those hours slaving over hot bamboo...Stand firm! I know you can do it!




(As incentive, you can always threaten them with ME!!!!)


6,290 posted on 10/25/2005 6:47:57 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
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To: King Prout

Good night, KP.


6,291 posted on 10/25/2005 6:48:37 PM PDT by tuliptree76 (You can find me in the library reading tax books.)
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To: Darksheare

Specialist Rambo at Old Madigan... ahhh... six foot, blonde and blue, fine-boned and built like Gawd's Own Mistress...

wowza.


6,292 posted on 10/25/2005 6:50:20 PM PDT by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: Monkey Face

This was a pediatric nurse named "Reesa".

She liked leather and we compared scars.


6,293 posted on 10/25/2005 6:50:35 PM PDT by Darksheare (If you shake a stick of garlic butter at a vampire, will it keep him away?)
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To: EsmeraldaA

;-)


6,294 posted on 10/25/2005 6:50:52 PM PDT by Darksheare (If you shake a stick of garlic butter at a vampire, will it keep him away?)
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To: EsmeraldaA

"My body temp is low, but I love hot weather."

It's actually WHY you love hot weather. Remember the lizard and other reptiles: They seek the sun to warm their blood.

(Dang! Halloween is coming, right? I GOTTA tape Dracula this year!)


6,295 posted on 10/25/2005 6:51:26 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
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To: Darksheare

egrk!! Yer makin me skin crawl!!

Always freaky when you can't tell whether they're horny or hungry. Vampires are that way, y'know. Head-game city.

BTW: Read the annal of your victory over the wild software menace. Kudos. Tonight, I'm installing a special remote on the home PC for office connectivity. If all goes well, I oughta be able to do some telecommunting, which will save me lotsa time and gas.

I ran the math over the weekend: I drop around $3000 every year in gas and maintenance but, if I got paid for the TIME I spend commuting, I'd be making an additional $26,000(!!).


6,296 posted on 10/25/2005 6:53:48 PM PDT by HKMk23 ("In a land of moral imbeciles, I knew I could be king." -- Aaron Tonken, Celebrity Manipulator)
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To: Monkey Face
LOL!
I love how your mind works. (the Dracula taping)

That is why I ask tulip. She says she also has low body temp but she also says she gets sick in hot weather.
Weird.
6,297 posted on 10/25/2005 6:54:49 PM PDT by EsmeraldaA
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To: NicknamedBob

LOL I do not have much to talk about either


6,298 posted on 10/25/2005 6:55:08 PM PDT by Paul_Denton (The U.S. should adopt the policy of Oom Shmoom: Israeli policy where no one gives a sh*t about U.N.)
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To: Darksheare
Are you up to something naughty or just in a hurry?

*never mind*
6,299 posted on 10/25/2005 6:57:10 PM PDT by EsmeraldaA
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To: King Prout

Specialist Bailey at Fort Sill.
She seemed to enjoy watching me leap skyward on one foot when she discovered my foot was busted.
That smirk behind those glasses was lethal.

Made her eyes stand out with a wicked twinkle.


6,300 posted on 10/25/2005 6:57:20 PM PDT by Darksheare (If you shake a stick of garlic butter at a vampire, will it keep him away?)
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