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Evolution Debate creates monster [Flying Spaghetti monster, to be exact]
Lawrence Journal-World ^ | August 24, 2005 | Scott Rothschild

Posted on 08/24/2005 6:51:49 AM PDT by Quick1

Topeka — From Darwin to intelligent design to the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

The debate over teaching evolution in Kansas public schools has caught the attention of a cross-country Internet community of satirists.

In the past few weeks, hundreds of followers of the supreme Flying Spaghetti Monster have swamped state education officials with urgent e-mails.

They argue that since the conservative majority of the State Board of Education has blessed classroom science standards at the behest of intelligent design supporters, which criticize evolution, they want the gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster taught.

“I’m sure you realize how important it is that your students are taught this alternate theory,” writes Bobby Henderson, a Corvallis, Ore., resident whose Web site, www.venganza.org, is part FSM tribute and part job search. Karl Gehring/Journal-World Illustration

Karl Gehring/Journal-World Illustration

“It is absolutely imperative that they realize that observable evidence is at the discretion of a Flying Spaghetti Monster,” he wrote to the education board.

Henderson did not return a telephone call for comment. He says in his letter that it is disrespectful to teach about the FSM without wearing “full pirate regalia.”

Board member Bill Wagnon, a Democrat, whose district includes Lawrence, said he has received more than 500 e-mails from supporters of FSM.

“Clearly, these are just supreme satirists. What they are doing is pointing out that there is no more sense to intelligent design than there is to a Flying Spaghetti Monster,” Wagnon said.

Intelligent design posits that some aspects of biology are so complex, they point toward an intelligent creator.

ID proponents helped shepherd a report and hearings that have resulted in science standards that criticize evolution and have put Kansas in the middle of international attention on the subject.

John Calvert, of Lake Quivira, the lawyer who was instrumental in writing the science standards that criticize evolution, said he had seen the FSM e-mails, and was not impressed.

“You can only use that misinformation so long,” Calvert said. Calvert said the science standards do not promote intelligent design, but show that evolution has its critics.

Wagnon and the three other board members who support evolution have written Henderson back, saying they appreciated the comic relief but that they were saddened that the science standards were being changed to criticize evolution.


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To: Dark Knight
It has allowed us to not only cure HIV but also Influenza.

Don't be a smart ass. We knew about Bernoulli's Principle 150 years before anyone built a working airplane. We understood orbital mechanics for three centuries before the first artificial satellite was launched.

On the plus side evolution is being used to combat disease today.

201 posted on 08/24/2005 12:03:41 PM PDT by Junior (Just because the voices in your head tell you to do things doesn't mean you have to listen to them)
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To: Diamond
Then why have scientific arguments been advanced aimed at falsifying it?

Well I've never seen any argument that actually has a chance. I've seen a few attempts, but they're all flawed in that they assume a specific Designer with specific goals, but I know that ID never lets itself get specific enough to address such topics, so any criticisms, even if valid, can be waved away with "the Designer didn't want to do things that way".

ID can't be falsified. That's why it isn't science.
202 posted on 08/24/2005 12:04:56 PM PDT by Dimensio (http://angryflower.com/bobsqu.gif <-- required reading before you use your next apostrophe!)
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To: Dark Knight

Evolutionary computation techniques utilising darwinian evolution have been used to search for solutions to real-life problems. There have been patented circuit designs produced, and a genetic algorithm has been used to design wing shape on aircraft. In many cases the evolutionary algorithm manages to find solutions human designers haven't even thought of.


203 posted on 08/24/2005 12:06:26 PM PDT by bobdsmith
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To: wideawake
Or, in other words, Darwin had no plausible mechanism...

Please. It's been observed for, oh, several millennia that children have characteristics inherited from their parents - the concept of inheritance was not exactly novel even in Darwin's day, even if the exact mechanism for transmission of inherited characteristics was not known.

204 posted on 08/24/2005 12:08:13 PM PDT by general_re ("Frantic orthodoxy is never rooted in faith, but in doubt." - Reinhold Niebuhr)
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To: wideawake
ID hypothesizes that an irreducibly complex organ is not replicable through a random process of natural selection. Create such an organ in an organism which did not previously possess it in a lab through a randomized process and voila! You have tested ID and found that it can be falsified.

So you're saying that if an organ could come about through natural selection, then it could not possibly have been designed? What is the logical basis for that assertion?
205 posted on 08/24/2005 12:08:37 PM PDT by Dimensio (http://angryflower.com/bobsqu.gif <-- required reading before you use your next apostrophe!)
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To: weegee
The evolutionists were angry to have "this is a theory" pasted on textbooks.

Because we understand the transparent dishonesty in demanding a "this is a theory" (and then getting the details of the theory wrong in the disclaimer) only for evolution and not for any other scientific theory.

Where is the demand for "these are only theories" stickers on physics textbooks? Why is evolution singled out for "this is only a theory" notification when every explanation within science is theory?
206 posted on 08/24/2005 12:10:48 PM PDT by Dimensio (http://angryflower.com/bobsqu.gif <-- required reading before you use your next apostrophe!)
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To: general_re
It's been observed for, oh, several millennia that children have characteristics inherited from their parents - the concept of inheritance was not exactly novel even in Darwin's day

The conmcept of children inheriting their parents traits was well known. Yet the concept of the children becoming a different species of organism from their parents over the course of generations was slightly novel.

even if the exact mechanism for transmission of inherited characteristics was not known

Well, that's precisely the point at issue.

207 posted on 08/24/2005 12:12:03 PM PDT by wideawake (God bless our brave troops and their Commander in Chief)
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To: Junior

That was a symposium of evolutionists talking about how evolutionism is used to combat disease.

No results mentioned.

We are currently mucking with genetic in a form that qualifies as intelligent design.

If I were a billionaire philanthropist wanted to get results, would I go with...current ID technology or asserted evolutionary theory.

RESULTS...just like Ghost Busters.

DK


208 posted on 08/24/2005 12:12:05 PM PDT by Dark Knight
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To: wideawake
" Darwin had no plausible mechanism and died without finding one, yet his work was still considered science."

Evolution is not the science of molecular genetics. The theories of genetics and evolution began and advanced before the molecular basis for them became known.

Re:I'm the primary source.
" No you're not."

I am.

"The problem with the so-called "proof" is that you asserted an alleged fact which is not in evidence - namely that ID advocates postulate a "hole" in physics.

Try again, what you call a fact was not held at the start. It is one of the choices to conclude. It is in fact a conclusion.

"I'll also point out again that your "proof" consists of several unsubstantiated assertions.

Try agian.

209 posted on 08/24/2005 12:14:27 PM PDT by spunkets
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To: weegee
Why are scientists so sure of the origins of life when they cannot even "determine" when life begins after a child is conceived?

Because the issue of when a child exists following the union of sperm and egg is a philosophical question, not a scientific one. There's no mystery of what happens after the union of sperm and egg cells, either immedately after or in the months following, the issue is when the resulting product should be termed a "child".
210 posted on 08/24/2005 12:14:33 PM PDT by Dimensio (http://angryflower.com/bobsqu.gif <-- required reading before you use your next apostrophe!)
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To: Dimensio
So you're saying that if an organ could come about through natural selection, then it could not possibly have been designed?

The question at issue is whether "natural" selection is random selection or not.

211 posted on 08/24/2005 12:16:49 PM PDT by wideawake (God bless our brave troops and their Commander in Chief)
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To: Dark Knight
Were at the point of artificially inducing change in organisms, chimeras. We're doing ID right now.

But that we can alter existing organisms now is not evidence that all life was originally created by a designer.
212 posted on 08/24/2005 12:17:25 PM PDT by Dimensio (http://angryflower.com/bobsqu.gif <-- required reading before you use your next apostrophe!)
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To: Dimensio
Because the issue of when a child exists following the union of sperm and egg is a philosophical question, not a scientific one.

That's not the issue - the issue is when does human life begin.

The scientific answer is the moment of conception.

The political answer is "much later, in my opinion."

213 posted on 08/24/2005 12:18:40 PM PDT by wideawake (God bless our brave troops and their Commander in Chief)
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To: spunkets
After Behe does a considerable amount of handwaiving, he then makes 2 concluitons:
1. That some unknown, nonphysical abitrary force exists.
2. That this arbitrary force is intelligent.

In the first place your argument is a philosphical argument about science, not a statement ofscience, so it is essentially self-refuting. If you say as you did in #175 that, "The laws of physics are not sufficient and you abandon science to inject a arbitrary force , else they are and you stick with science, admit ignorance and work more...Science does not deal with arbitrary forces, nor does it deal with any intangible, unresponsive unknowns..." you are making statements that are not themselves derived from the scientific method, and so are themselves arbitrary and self-contradictory.

In the second place, you distort Behe's conclusions in circular reasoning that simply presupposes that life is not designed, but which is the point at issue. Behe's model shows NOT that his model is insufficient to explain the observations, but that Darwinian mechanisms are insuffiencent to produce the phenomena. There's a big difference.

That you call his approach unscientific shows more about your presuppositions and your arbitrary defintion of science than it does anything about Behe's conclusions.

Cordially,

214 posted on 08/24/2005 12:19:22 PM PDT by Diamond (Qui liberatio scelestus trucido inculpatus.)
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To: Tim Long
Evolution = 150-year old uproven theory

Redundancy alert. Theories in science are never proven. Calling a theory "unproven" is redundant, because there's never any chance that a theory will ever be proven.
215 posted on 08/24/2005 12:20:37 PM PDT by Dimensio (http://angryflower.com/bobsqu.gif <-- required reading before you use your next apostrophe!)
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To: Thatcherite
(When you learn something about science get back to us.)

I was repsonding to a previous poster's claim that macroevolution was more than theory and therefore nothing to become arrogant about. Don't call me ignorant while you sit there and use hold to a fading argument of the left, dipshite.

216 posted on 08/24/2005 12:23:14 PM PDT by Tim Long
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To: Dark Knight
That was a symposium of evolutionists talking about how evolutionism is used to combat disease.

Exactly.

217 posted on 08/24/2005 12:23:45 PM PDT by Junior (Just because the voices in your head tell you to do things doesn't mean you have to listen to them)
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To: Dimensio

If abortion (murder) was not considered a "privacy" issue, there would be no "gray" philosophical question over whether it was life or not.

It is ALWAYS a child. Cell division is life. A beating heart is life. But not to the courts.


218 posted on 08/24/2005 12:24:18 PM PDT by weegee (The Rovebaiting by DUAC must stop. It is nothing but a partisan witchhunt.)
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To: bobdsmith

More specific please.

If you are going to claim survival of the fittest and recombinant tech, to test more combos than humans can...

Junior showed me a symposium of Evolutionist in Medicine proclaiming how much Evolution is important in Medicine.

Results. A measure of utility.

His pasta was terribly offended when I pointed out HIV and Influenza are still scourges.

I'm not trying to be mean, but with so much hype of the importance of NS, it really doesn't put out much in the way of results.

In biology our current ID tech seems much more important.

Of course we could try to use our current ID technologies to simulate NS. ;)

DK


219 posted on 08/24/2005 12:24:41 PM PDT by Dark Knight
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To: Tim Long
I was repsonding to a previous poster's claim that macroevolution was more than theory

And you referred to a hypothetical "Law of Evolution". Laws are not "more" than theories. Laws are simply different kinds of statements. Laws are no more certain or "better" than theories in science.
220 posted on 08/24/2005 12:24:50 PM PDT by Dimensio (http://angryflower.com/bobsqu.gif <-- required reading before you use your next apostrophe!)
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