VANITY: Tub-Girl Troll - All right mods, who was it?

Free Republic ^ | 3 JUN 2005 | rdb3

[rdb3]

Note: Forgive this vanity, but this must be done.

Kudos to the mod on duty for zapping the Tub-girl Troll early. I stayed put to see if he would post again. And true to form, he/she/it did at the same time as it normally does, which is between 0730-0800 hours CDT on weekdays. This probably means that it is posting them from the job, likely from the eastern time zone.

Now, who was it? All information should be put out in the open post haste. cyborg, mhking, Darksheare, and I are tired of being the specific targets on this sub-human fecal matter. Lazamataz and Petronski also have taken notice. Let's get it out now.

[hispanarepublicana]

Really? That means he was a good looking dude with an impeccable sense of style and a spectacular vernacular if he was my twin...

Well, not necessarily....

[BeHoldAPaleHorse]

"It was just your "evil" twin, just like on the soap operas."

Two things I've learned from Hollyweird:

1. In any pair of identical twins, one will be good, and one will be evil.

2. Anyone named "Seth" will be a psychotic mass murderer.

[rdb3]

All right! Now you guys are playing Jedi mind tricks on me. Now I have to ask my wife who I really am. This is all so confusing!

Oh, wife! Am I really me, or just who I think I am?

[hispanarepublicana]

One more thing of "top things to learn from Hollyweird"
3. long skinny legs + flat stomach + big boobs = fake boobs
curvy legs + curvy waist + big boobs = the real thing

[Petronski]

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I hate poetry.
Leave me alone.

[Petronski]

Now I have to ask my wife who I really am.

I wouldn't do that if I were you. She likes the other one better.

[rdb3]

curvy legs + curvy waist + big boobs = the real thing

Yeah. Just how I like it. Don't forget the booty!

[SerpentDove]

4 cans Green Giant shoepeg corn
1 8 oz. pkg. cream cheese
1 block of pepper jack cheese
1 small can diced green chiles
1 tsp. cumin
Salt and pepper to taste

Combine all ingredients and microwave until it's all melted. A real crowd pleaser at holiday time!

I figured as long as this thread is going to be up every day, I'd share a recipe with you all.

[tiamat]

Why thank you!

[BeHoldAPaleHorse]

The last time I tried to use a Jedi mind trick, I forgot who I was and what I was trying to do.

[Darksheare]

Blame grellis for the image of lurking Thurmonds hiding in the decorative underbrush out front.

*Quickly runs outside to check the surrounding brush for Thurmonds.*
;-)

[Knitting A Conundrum]

No Thurmonds around here. It's been too rainy and cool for them to come up!

[Darksheare]

Yikes!

I usually stay away from such discussions myself.
However, our newest bestest buddy troll ticked me off by bugging people I care about, and the rest is history.

And the guy mimicking rdb3's handle may have been the guy you spoke of if the poster you spoke of was banned.

[Darksheare]

Excellent.

Schumers usually show up after the rain though.. right?

[tiamat]

I thought those were garden gnomes

[Darksheare]

It blew itself out a bit if the storm that hit here was the same one.
If not... uh oh.

We had some good gusts of wind, and the lightning was impressive but not anywhere that I could see it.
Some fires here and there, and some lines down here and there.
But I'm okay, and no damage here.

[Darksheare]

The gnomes are defense against trolls since trolls try to eat gnomes.
However, Thurmonds get ignored by gnomes as they can't tell the difference between a Thurmond and a plant due to lack of apparent movement for long periods of time.

[tiamat]

Glad.

Our house stared to spin around, and then when Caitlin and I went outside, everything was in color and there's a dead witch undr my porch...

[tiamat]

:-)

[rdb3]

I wouldn't do that if I were you. She likes the other one better.

She told me that she hadn't made up her mind yet. But I get to choose from seventeen of her. Just like Cybil.