[BeHoldAPaleHorse]

"It was just your "evil" twin, just like on the soap operas."

Two things I've learned from Hollyweird:

1. In any pair of identical twins, one will be good, and one will be evil.

2. Anyone named "Seth" will be a psychotic mass murderer.

[hispanarepublicana]

One more thing of "top things to learn from Hollyweird"
3. long skinny legs + flat stomach + big boobs = fake boobs
curvy legs + curvy waist + big boobs = the real thing