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The FRIDAY THREAD from the FReeper Canteen ~ FRIDAY, the 13th! ~ Friday, May 13, 2005!
The Canteen Crew, and FRiends of the Canteen | May 13, 2005

Posted on 05/12/2005 7:46:57 PM PDT by tomkow6

 
 
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...walk under ladders?....throw salt over your shoulder?.....black cat cross your path?.....lucky horse shoes?......Ladybird, ladybird, fly away home......Skin Of Your Teeth?.........3 lights on a match?......did you drop the scissors?....were you singing before seven?.... did you bite you tongue?...

Are you superstitious?

It's Friday the 13th
with so much to dread.
Some people ignore it
and just stay in bed.

Silly Superstitions

It's bad luck to walk under a ladder. This came from the early Christian belief that a leaning ladder formed a triangle with the wall and ground. You must never violate the Holy Trinity by walking through a triangle, lest you be considered in league with the devil. (And you all know what good Christians did to people they suspected of being in league with the devil.)

Beware of Friday the Thirteenth. Those who know about these things, inform us that Adam and Eve were expelled from the Garden of Eden on a Friday, Noah's flood started on a Friday, and Christ was crucified on a Friday. Christians also noted that twelve witches plus one devil are present at Satanic ceremonies so Friday and 13 make a deadly combination.

God Bless You. During the sixth century, it was customary to congratulate people who sneezed because they were expelling evil from their bodies. Later, when a great plague took hold of Europe, and people began sneezing violently, the Pope passed a law. Since sneezing meant that the person was going to die of plague, people were required to bless the sneezer.

Don't spill the salt. Although some people believe that Judas spilt salt during the last supper, this claim can't be proven. Salt was a very precious expensive commodity in the middle ages. It was also used for medicinal purposes. If you spilled any, you must immediately throw it over your left shoulder to strike the nasty spirits in the eye, thus preventing sickness.

Wear a St. Christopher Medal when you travel. Historians don't believe there ever was a Saint Christopher.

Black cats are evil. In ancient Egypt, the Goddess Bast, was a black female cat. Christian priests wanted to wipe out all traces of other religions so convinced their ignorant followers to destroy the evil demons that were black cats. While they were at it, they destroyed the kindly little old ladies who cared for the cats believing them to be witches.

Ladybird, ladybird, fly away home. It is bad luck to kill a ladybug because it represents the Virgin Mary.

Pie In The Sky. Of course, this means to search for the impossible dream but it originated in the early 1900's. A famous labor organizer named Joe Hill was extremely critical of the clergy's treatment of slaves. He wrote a tune called 'The Preacher and the Slave" accusing the clergy of making false promises of a better life in heaven while people starved on earth. The song goes: 'Work and pray, live on hay. You'll get pie in the sky when you die. That's a lie!'

Skin Of Your Teeth. This saying means to barely escape from a harrowing situation. It comes from Job 19:20, where God inflicts all sorts of terrible things on one of those who love him. Poor Job had all his animals stolen, his children die, his house collapse and his body covered with sores. Job has this to say; "My bone cleaveth to my skin and to my flesh, and I am escaped with the skin of my teeth."

Fleshpot. - Today 'fleshpot' describes decadence. In the time of Moses, it was a large pot in which to boil meat. Somehow, preachers managed to change the meaning to scare their flock about 'sins of the flesh'.

To make a scapegoat. - The poor scapegoat gets the punishment for everyone else's mistakes. God condoned this cruelty to animals in Leviticus 16:7-10 "And Aaron shall cast lots upon the two goats; one lot for the Lord, and the other for the scapegoat." The scapegoat got to escape, and carry the tribe's sins into the wilderness, to be eaten by some animal instead of being offered alive as a sacrifice for the Lord.


Get a rabbit's foot, a 4-leaf clover
or even a horseshoe.
If you think that might help,
it could always be true.


But no matter how much it
seems like an unlucky time,
It isn't any fun
to sit home and whine.

So, I've only got one thing to say...

Do YOU have any SUPERSTITIONS?????

Material posted is not meant to offend ANYONE!



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To: Old Sarge

Hey, SARGE!! HUGS!!!


41 posted on 05/12/2005 8:25:39 PM PDT by Soaring Feather
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To: StarCMC
STAR!!!

I Shall Return...

42 posted on 05/12/2005 8:25:49 PM PDT by Old Sarge (In for a penny, in for a pound, saddlin' up and Baghdad-bound!)
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To: cedarswingman

Thinking of you friend...*Hugs*


43 posted on 05/12/2005 8:26:19 PM PDT by AZamericonnie (I AM an AMERICAN not because I live in America but because America lives in me!~Ray Cornelius~)
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To: bentfeather
FEATHERS!!!

Thank you, Beautiful Lady, for everything...

44 posted on 05/12/2005 8:26:28 PM PDT by Old Sarge (In for a penny, in for a pound, saddlin' up and Baghdad-bound!)
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To: StarCMC

 

How did these guys get by the crack security teams of the airport?

Weapons on airplanes.

Somebody call the FBI!

45 posted on 05/12/2005 8:26:43 PM PDT by Radix (Having the best Free Republic Tag Lines since...what time is it anyhow?)
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To: Old Sarge

SSarge....((HUGS)) Thanks for checking in!! Busy boys and girls you are. Y'all take good care.


46 posted on 05/12/2005 8:27:01 PM PDT by Kathy in Alaska (~ www.ProudPatriots.org ~ next campaign is Operation 4th of July~)
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To: Old Sarge
HI SARGE!!!!

GOOD TO SEE YOU!!!


47 posted on 05/12/2005 8:27:07 PM PDT by GummyIII ("Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance.")
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To: tomkow6

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48 posted on 05/12/2005 8:28:04 PM PDT by tomkow6 (Friday the 13th)
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To: tomkow6

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49 posted on 05/12/2005 8:28:13 PM PDT by tomkow6 (Friday the 13th)
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To: Old Sarge
(((SARGE!!!)))

Have fun in the Sandbox!
See ya when we see ya!

50 posted on 05/12/2005 8:28:21 PM PDT by luvie ((Freedom is on the march. Freedom is the birthright and deep desire of every human soul.GWB 3-29-05))
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To: tomkow6

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51 posted on 05/12/2005 8:28:22 PM PDT by tomkow6 (Friday the 13th)
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To: tomkow6
You can take it as understood That your luck changes only if it's good.

          - Ogden Nash

52 posted on 05/12/2005 8:28:34 PM PDT by Lady Jag (Googolplex Star Thinker of the Seventh Galaxy of Light and Ingenuity)
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To: Old Sarge

Miss you HUGS!!! Hey good writing. I love the story line.


53 posted on 05/12/2005 8:28:36 PM PDT by Soaring Feather
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To: Kathy in Alaska
Oh, KAAA-thy!!

54 posted on 05/12/2005 8:28:36 PM PDT by Old Sarge (In for a penny, in for a pound, saddlin' up and Baghdad-bound!)
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To: Old Sarge
We'll hold you to that!! Thanks for the hug! :o)


55 posted on 05/12/2005 8:28:56 PM PDT by StarCMC (Free tagline courtesy of JesseJane!)
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To: Aeronaut

Aeronaut!! How's the weather? Seems to be a tad strange from coast to coast and border to border. Any trips lately?


56 posted on 05/12/2005 8:29:00 PM PDT by Kathy in Alaska (~ www.ProudPatriots.org ~ next campaign is Operation 4th of July~)
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To: GummyIII
{{{{{ GUMMY! }}}}}

Fast Drive-by Hug to you!


57 posted on 05/12/2005 8:29:16 PM PDT by Old Sarge (In for a penny, in for a pound, saddlin' up and Baghdad-bound!)
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To: LUV W

Hey LUV! ((HUGS))

I am out very soon, LOL!!


58 posted on 05/12/2005 8:29:35 PM PDT by laurenmarlowe
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To: Radix

ROFL!!!


59 posted on 05/12/2005 8:29:37 PM PDT by StarCMC (Free tagline courtesy of JesseJane!)
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To: LUV W
{{{{{ DUBS! }}}}}


Once around?


60 posted on 05/12/2005 8:30:06 PM PDT by Old Sarge (In for a penny, in for a pound, saddlin' up and Baghdad-bound!)
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