I love lightning. It makes me feel so warm and toasty.

[ghter pret fgtrw]

I hate George W. Bush.

I'll say it again.

I HATE GEORGE W. BUSH!!

Yes, HATE.

I think his policies rank him among the worst presidents in U.S. history.

And, while I'm tempted to leave it at that, the truth is that I hate him for less substantive reasons, too.

I hate the inequitable way he has come to his economic and political achievements and his utter lack of humility (disguised behind transparently false modesty) at having done so. His favorite answer to the question of nepotism--"I inherited half my father's friends and all his enemies"--conveys the laughable implication that his birth bestowed more disadvantage than advantage. He reminds me of a certain type I knew in high school--the kid who was given a fancy sports car for his sixteenth birthday and believed that he had somehow earned it.

I hate the way he walks--shoulders flexed, elbows splayed out from his sides like a teenage boy feigning machismo.

I hate the way he talks--blustery self-assurance masked by a pseudo-populist twang.

I even hate the things that everybody seems to like about him. I hate his lame nickname-bestowing-- a way to establish one's social superiority beneath a veneer of chumminess (does anybody give their boss a nickname without his consent?). And, while most people who meet Bush claim to like him, I suspect that, if I got to know him personally, I would hate him even more.

Yes, I HATE GEORGE W. BUSH!

[skr]

The perfect graphic. : )

[MEG33]

Whatever is eating at you.....must be suffering horribly.

[international american]

I take it you are not fond of Bush.

[WinOne4TheGipper]

DU mods haven't caught me, but some DUmmies are trying to make me squirm on the Carter issue.

[international american]

I don't think he cares for Bush all that much.

[OPS4]

Jerk! Zot this troll.
Ops4 God Bless America!

[international american]

Maybe Bush caused post 128? I guess we will never know.

[eXe]

[SquirrelKing]

[537cant be wrong]

oh my, what a hoot.

[Dr.Zoidberg]

I hate you, you hate me,

We're a disfunctional (Although multicultural and all inclusive neither judging nor excluding) family.

Then a zot rang out and Ghter Pret Fgtrw (O.K., what the Streisand ever) hit the floor,

No more f'ing DUmmie no more.

[Shooter 2.5]

Jealousy is an ugly trait.

[Doomonyou]

THAT'S IT, YOU'RE GONE!

[Doomonyou]

With that post, it looks like suicide by cop syndrome.

[Big Giant Head]

Thank you kitties, pancake-heads,

We took a pic of my youngest with a real pancake on his real head. I'll have to have the wife post it.

[Delta 21]

Flaming Troll served up nice and hot. COME AND GET IT ! ! !

[mysto]

Does anyone speak troll? I'd really like to know what "ghter pret fgtrw" means... (I'm guessing it means "zot me harder"...)

Poor quality trolls like this one deserve poor quality zots. This one's done in magic marker...

[Delta 21]

Ultra low budget Bush bashing ZOT bump!

[JoJo Gunn]

The plagiarist hippie trash didn't note that it's from a little ditty by Jonathan Chait of the New Republic. It was named "mad about you".

[wolicy_ponk]