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A Few of FR's Finest....Every Day....01-27-05...On the discovery of the Freeper Archives
LadyX, jwfiv, Billie | written by jwfiv and LadyX

Posted on 01/27/2005 5:27:48 AM PST by Billie

(4-28-03)


Signed - sealed - and delivered, Miss Billie.
To you with love - - - Johnny and Maggie




On The Discovery of the Freeper Archives
by LadyX and jwfiv

I t began as a rather ordinary day, our small cubicle just as any other one, kinda cramped and poorly lit, with just enough space for our desks and chairs and computers and supplies, and the requisite bottomless coffee pot.

Johnny Mac and I, Maggie Malone, we are - sometime reporters for The Finest Gazette - and we'd been waiting for a new assignment from The Editor, Billie - just 'Billie,' the name.

Johnny arrived first, and as I approached, a "What tha?!!" exclamation arose. A puzzled look on his face, he held something strange in his hand - a playing card - - - this one, folks:



I'll tell Intel was the source listed on the envelope in which it was delivered; the accompanying note saying only "Subject last seen reported as fleeing across Syrian border, wearing a blue burqa and riding on camelback."

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On our computer screens was a message from Billie: "Get on it, guys - Aeronaut will pilot you wherever this one takes you - -"

"Wow! The jumbo jet!" Johnny exclaimed! Bit premature, we realized, boarding the Cessna, and tightening the belts on our usual severely limited expense account. Shoulda known......

And there Dear Readers, began the grand adventure that took us to three other continents, our most amazing assignment yet!

With the able assistance of fellow Freepers dansangel, MeeknMing, SpookBrat, The Thin Man, and the most helpful one, in Capital City - D.C. - FreeTheSausages - we followed an exciting trail. Further clues led to the next message in Cairo - - one was under the Rock of Gibraltar, of all things - - another dangled and was snatched from Pierre's hands atop the Eiffel Tower in Paris...... ( sorry, Pierre..) another challenge was locating the one in Scotland Yard, finding it in the trunk of an ancient oak there.

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However, we finally discovered algore had first headed back to his old homestead in Tennessee, rather than the new Tara digs where he and Tipper Canoe currently reside. Intrigued, we found only a handful of caretakers at the old property, the rental house empty and still a mess, for it seems the Secret Service detail had refused to rent it from the Gore family.

Searching the grounds of the farm, we came across a waterfall, and further exploration beneath it, led to a locked Secret Room!!

Summoning our ally, and Freeper friend, Dubya, with his Marine Corps expertise, the door yielded readily enough to our 'Open Sesame!" command. And therein was found the most extraordinary thing imaginable - a library in a sad state, volumes strewn randomly under debris, cobwebs and dust covering everything.



Just as we picked up a few torn-out pages, voices were heard from beyond, apparently in another room in a tunnel. Alarmed, we beat a hasty retreat with what we had in hand.
Not stopping until we reached the warmth and safety of the elegant lobby of the Peabody Hotel in downtown Memphis, we finally had a gander at our 'treasure.' Astonished, we thus learned algore in utter frustration and fury had stolen some of the ancient archives of his archenemy - - The Free Republic website!

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The purloined book we held in our hands was old and yellowed with time and neglect, but we were delighted to discover that its pages revealed long-forgotten research on the biographies of early Americans who just might be the ancestors of some of the Freepers we see here at the Finest most every day. We had found the long lost first volume of the Freeper Chronicles!







Here we share some of the biographies with you:





Seth Robinson, 1848-?.
19th Century political activist and pioneer.
About this early American publisher, trailblazer, and wagon master, very little fact is recorded, though rumor and story abound. Fortunately, several photographs of him have survived the decades, of which I have located copies of four.
One fable of his early years concerns the beginnings of his passion for politics and the news, which was born in the fall of 1860, when his father brought him to see a debate between Abe Lincoln and Stephen Douglas, held in a shady square in front of City Hall, in the town of Springfield, Illinois.
Young Seth was so inspired by Mr. Lincoln's stern and wise demeanor that he resolved then and there to always revere the good, the beautiful and the true.
He would sometimes speak of his youthful resolution being validated later in that fateful debate, when Douglas referred to a lockbox in which he would keep a state's right to secede the Union safe from those who might hold the Union itself sacred. The boy couldn't help but laugh out loud at this "darn fool notion," drawing the attention, and scowl, of the confusticated Mr. Douglas which, Seth would proudly say, he rather enjoyed.

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The first part of his adult life he passed in quiet anonymity, tending 120 acres of corn and tobacco in western Ohio, raising a family and publishing, at his own expense, a weekly gazette which he called The Free Republic. It was a slim 8 pages containing both opinion and news of the day, which he acquired from conversation with workers and passengers, as well as newspapers, cablegrams and rumor gathered from the sidewalks and gutters of the local train station and riverside docks.


Seth Robinson, far right, at the first recorded 'Freep', held at the
just opened toll-bridge outside the town of Hope, Arkansas,
circa 1873. A notation on the back of the photo identifies the
gentleman standing at the chuck wagon as a Mr. Carlo1A.


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In 1877, Seth is recorded as the buyer of seven Conestoga wagons, and seven teams of horses, along with tack and supplies, in the frontier outpost then known as Sawtooth Gap, on the west side of the Platte River. Local stories say that he then led a wagon train of friends and extended family (who called themselves Freepers) west across the Great Divide and into the mists of legend.



Their vision and intention was to follow the sunset and found a new community of freedom loving Americans, informed and prosperous. Whether they ever reached their destination and established their town of Freeperville, history has yet to tell.





Mrs. Josiah Heapgood, painted from memory
by her granddaughter, Mrs. Constance Emery Shepherd,
wife of the the famed Lt. Col. Caldicott Shepherd,
who served bravely under Gen. Washington at Yorktown.

Mrs. Josiah Heapgood, 1598 -?.

When the Pilgrims sailed on the Mayflower - 102 aboard - to the New World, our WVNan's forebear happened to be the wife of The Reverend Josiah Heapgood.
While no written record exists, legend has it this rather spirited good woman sometimes dressed as a lad and clambered up onto the ship's rigging, hoping to spot land.
On that momentous December day in 1620, it was attributed to someone named NAthaN Tucker as the one who yelled, "LAND HO!!" upon sighting what became known as Plymouth Rock. Fact is, it was she!

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She quickly organized the womenfolk to do chores, help with the crops and led a Bible study group. When the Indians became friends, she was behind the idea to invite them to share the harvest in 1621, even directing an elaborate play she wrote for it, every person participating.
We would have loved to have seen Chief Massaquoit and his ninety men following her patient direction, everyone singing Kumbaya! Records indicate the feast went on for three days, the Indians providing five deer and plentiful fowl to supplement the turkeys and pumpkins.
Nan the First, naturally, was thrilled to be in charge of all that cooking...:))
Our own Nan still clings to her Rock - - -





Louis deWolff, Cairo, Illinois, circa 1857.

Louis deWolff, 1831-1923.
19th Century gambler, entrepreneur and adventurer.

Rumored to be the son of the notorious voodoo queen, Marie Leveaux, and a mysterious French-Italian-Spanish nobleman in exile who lived in a mansion hidden deep in the bayou, and was feared by the local Cajuns to be a loup garou, deWolff was raised by his maternal aunt, Tante Bert and her husband, Jack O'Reagan, who favored the young lad, and took him on as apprentice in his New Orleans hat shop.
Lured by the promise of easy money and adventure, on his 17th birthday, young Louis asked permission to leave his uncle's employ at the haberdashery, and, with the blessing of his adopted family, signed on as a stevedore and deck hand aboard the riverboats that plied the mighty Mississippi and Missouri Rivers.

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After two years working as a laborer, his natural flair with a deck of cards, and the ladies, enabled him to step into the role of professional gambler.
His skill at the gaming table, and reputation for honest play and straight dealing, soon won him no little fame up and down the length of those great rivers. Wise with his winnings, and investing in properties with the same shrewd eye that made him an ace at the table, in a few years' time he owned a small fleet of the finest riverboats then afloat, along with several saloons, general stores and liveries in towns small and large along the winding waterways of a young America. Anonymously, it is said, he also established and funded several orphanages.


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deWolff's luck took a bad turn just before the Civil War, when, as the story has been told, he refused the attentions of a wealthy widow from a venerable Boston family. After being threatened with his life, and the ruin of his reputation, he quietly made arrangements with his lawyers and deeded his entire fortune and legacy to an orphanage in St. Louis, and then simply vanished from the streets and rivers so familiar to him.
It is rumored he fought for the North, as a scout and rifleman, and that after the War, he travelled westward where he trapped in the Rockies and, later, lived with the Indians of the Plains regions.

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In 1874, he is known to have taken part in a week long poker match in Kansas City. There is no more record of him until a notice in the Tombstone Epitaph makes mention of his arrival in town as the guest of the Earp family, just after the death of Morgan Earp. It is a little known tale of the West that deWolff rode with Wyatt as the famed peace officer sought vengeance amongst the outlaw cowboy gangs, but such has never been authentically documented.

Louis deWolff at the faro table in Brown's Hotel,
Tombstone, Arizona, 1882.


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Louis deWolff then again disappears from the pages of history, the only clue to his fate being a small ad which appeared in the pages of a St. Louis newspaper, in October of 1887, announcing the marriage of a clergyman's daughter, who had worked as a teacher at an orphanage for thirty years, to a Mr. Lobo, known only as a prosperous rancher and landholder from the West. Local myth says that he and the lady, Miss Rebecca Davenport, had been acquainted in younger days.
After some months spent in the St. Louis area, the handsome stranger then took his bride, along with four children from the orphanage, away West; they passed their remaining years in quiet retirement amidst the vineyards and rolling hills of northern California.





The only known portrait of the mysterious Mr. Huang Deaux,
in a silhouetted cameo, from about the age of 12 years.

Jean Huang Deaux, 1783-?.

The JohnHuang2 lineage makes, possibly, its first appearance in France, where there is found, in the court records of a small town called Vézelay, in the Burgundy countryside southeast of Paris, a record of the birth of a male child born to a Mlle. Bernadette Huang, she being the daughter of the mistress of an un-named Ambassador to the court of the King of Siam.

At the age of 19, Mlle. Bernadette began working as a hostess at the L'aigle Or Confections & Expresso Salon, an establishment in the neighborhood of the American Embassy in Paris that was said to be a favorite of the political and intellectual classes as a purveyor of the finest chocolates in France.

Benjamin Franklin, while serving as America's Commissioner to France during the War for Independence, is known to have spoken fondly of the candies and pastries for which Paris is famous, and is said to have been a frequent customer at the little salon, stopping by weekly to purchase strawberry truffles and chocolate torts for his diplomatic staff and guests.

Mlle. Bernadette, being yet an unmarried maiden, turned her infant son over to the nuns of the Abbey at the Basilique Saint Madeleine, who raised him until the age of five, when the young mother married Mr. Roland Deaux, a minor official in the city of Lyon, who adopted young Jean as his son and heir.

Jean attended school in Lyon until enrolling in the University in Zurich, but he left after less than a year, saying only that he was going to America to 'get a genuine education', and that he wished to see the Liberty Bell in Philadelphia. After saying his goodbyes to family and friends, he departed from a port on the Normandy coast, and here our story must end, for the trail goes cold when that ship set sail west across the wide Atlantic.

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Perhaps here it is appropriate to note the similarities between the known writings of Ben Franklin, and our own JohnHuang2. An example follows:
Over two hundred years ago, Franklin wrote "A penny saved is a penny earned." More near our own day, JH2 has written, "Sure, a penny saved is a penny earned, but you can have my two cents for nothing - -"
A coincidence worth considering? This reporter thinks so.







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To: Brad's Gramma; Jim Robinson
Oh. And don't worry about pinging Jim. He LOVES pings.

LOL! Well, okay, I guess he can ignore one ping as well as another if he wants anyway! :)

101 posted on 01/27/2005 11:58:24 AM PST by Billie
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To: All
Need to get down to preparations on the Home Front
for a few hours -- will be back this evening.
102 posted on 01/27/2005 11:58:48 AM PST by LadyX ((( To God be all praise and honor and glory -- )))
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To: Billie
"10-4," Empress..:))
Will be back later.
103 posted on 01/27/2005 12:00:21 PM PST by LadyX ((( To God be all praise and honor and glory -- )))
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To: Billie
So far, so good. It seems like I can post.
104 posted on 01/27/2005 12:02:41 PM PST by Brad’s Gramma (Proud Patriots dot ORG!!! Operation Valentine's Day!!)
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To: LadyX

Hey! SPEAKING OF WHICH!

They're baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaacccccccccckkkkkk!!!!!



Same story as last year, bringing the red berries to MY corner of the backyard, making it personal. I'm naming THIS one "Hillary! The Rat"! And since they oftentimes try to take off w/the trap, I'm naming the trap the Hillary!mobile!

Ta ta!!!!!!


105 posted on 01/27/2005 12:05:57 PM PST by Brad’s Gramma (Proud Patriots dot ORG!!! Operation Valentine's Day!!)
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To: Brad's Gramma
LOL! You're so funny. :)

Bet he gets so many pings he doesn't even see most of them 'cause they're constantly being covered up with new ones. :)

106 posted on 01/27/2005 12:22:51 PM PST by Billie
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To: Billie; Jim Robinson
Let's test the system. Oh man. I am SO stupid.

Hi Jim! Ping! Ping! Ping! gulp

107 posted on 01/27/2005 12:26:18 PM PST by Brad’s Gramma (Proud Patriots dot ORG!!! Operation Valentine's Day!!)
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To: Aquamarine; JohnHuang2; Billie
"They were shaking and shivering. They were quivering and trembling! I'm talking about Democrat reaction to Bush's inaugural speech, not the Blizzard."

The inaugural ceremony was awesome. Congratulation's President Bush!

The Dems have Barbara Boxer, we have Condolezza Rice. It is wonderful being on the 'right' side. Congratulation's Condi!

Thought JH2 was on vacation :-)

108 posted on 01/27/2005 12:35:37 PM PST by deadhead (God Bless Our Troops and Veterans)
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To: dutchess
Hi dutchess. Have a safe trip back to Ohio. It is very, very cold here in N.Y. BRRRRRRRR

The kids had a great time. Loved the dancing part, staying up past midnight, and the metro :-)

109 posted on 01/27/2005 12:38:58 PM PST by deadhead (God Bless Our Troops and Veterans)
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To: LadyX

Hi LadyX. Don't wear yourself out, you will be too tired to enjoy your family gathering. Have fun :-)


110 posted on 01/27/2005 12:43:08 PM PST by deadhead (God Bless Our Troops and Veterans)
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To: DollyCali

Was nice to meet you at the Freeper Ball, Dolly.


111 posted on 01/27/2005 12:53:12 PM PST by deadhead (God Bless Our Troops and Veterans)
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To: DollyCali; All

Hi Dolly, good to see you on FR. Glad you made it home safe from DC. We purchased some sort of signal booster thingy for my computer and I'm now freepin' a whole lot faster today. Yay!


112 posted on 01/27/2005 1:20:38 PM PST by prairiebreeze (George W Bush: Spending well-earned political capital.)
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To: Billie; LadyX; jwfiv; Aquamarine; JohnHuang2; dutchess; Texagirl4W
This was a Totally Awesome Thread; I Loved both Fantastic Essays! Thank you all!

Thank you for Posting that E-Mail Story, Texagirl; it was Wonderful!

113 posted on 01/27/2005 1:32:48 PM PST by Kitty Mittens
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To: Diver Dave
Another great trip down Archives Blvd. One of so many FR's Finest... threads needing to be re-presented. Fun thread then and looks like another fun thread today. And then y'all top it off with a two-fer, another "My Two Cents" from the ol' Underwood in JH2's cubicle.

This thread has a bonus post in the middle of it which should make the value of it four cents instead of two. Of course we know it's worth much more than that.

114 posted on 01/27/2005 1:37:44 PM PST by Aquamarine
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To: Billie; dutchess
Hi, you two.

Billie, oh, how I wish I was able to go. Being primary caregiver for my mil keeps me close to home.

I was able to see some great pictures and stories, though. Almost like being there...yet....NOT!! *sigh*

115 posted on 01/27/2005 1:41:13 PM PST by lysie
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To: dutchess; dansangel
Dansy and I were discussing it thru FReepmail yesterday, wondering where it was. Should have checked in with you but think Murphy's Law must have been in effect. lol

Would have liked to do a few more illustrations but time was too limited this time around.

116 posted on 01/27/2005 1:54:22 PM PST by Aquamarine
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To: LadyX
I see where Billie has already answered your questions on post #100 but just wanted to reassure you that I did use the mass ping list for JH2's essay.

Hope you have a special visit with your family members this weekend. :)

117 posted on 01/27/2005 1:57:10 PM PST by Aquamarine
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To: Billie
Also, tomorrow on the TGIF thread, I'm including BOTH titles with a link to both of them (the link to John's Two Cents will be Aqua's Post #74, which *is* the full Two Cents)

That's a good idea Billie. Still glad you were able to bring back the Archives Post, I think about it sometimes and enjoyed reading it again. It's good for a few laughs. John's essay gave me a few chuckles also.

118 posted on 01/27/2005 2:14:44 PM PST by Aquamarine
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To: Brad's Gramma

Just a ping to see if you got banned. LOL!


119 posted on 01/27/2005 2:15:54 PM PST by Aquamarine
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To: deadhead
Critics say the speech signals a radical departure and a whole new dangerous direction in U.S. policy abroad. This radical departure and dangerous new direction consists of portraying America as good, tyranny as bad and spreading democracy and freedom as good things. (Weakened with fear, I fainted when I heard this.)

Hi DH. This part cracked me up. :)

120 posted on 01/27/2005 2:19:03 PM PST by Aquamarine
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