Posted on 01/21/2005 6:08:44 AM PST by TheBigB
Yesterday was a bitter day indeed for our friends at DirtyUnderpants.com. President Bush was inaugurated for his second term (not that French guy whose name escapes me at the moment)...NOT ONE DAMN DIME DAY turned quickly to WASTE OF DAMN TIME DAY...Che and Karl are STILL dead...
So they decided to focus their anger and frustration onto one individual. WHO, you may ask! WHO is this powerful right-wing figure who drove them to fury? Karl Rove? George W. Bush? Shannen Doherty? Nope.
Me. :)
Yep, that's right. Little ol' inoffensive, innocent-as-a-newborn-lamb fuzzball me.
Turns out that they take great umbrage to my FReeper homepage. They started their own thread about it here: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x2469227
Needless to say, when informed of this by OSHA, I was vexed. "Why?" I cried! "What BRINGETH their fire down on me?" "What CAUSETH their righteous indignation?" "How DOESETH this lint keep accumulating in my belly button?"
Turns out that they don't like the pics on my page. Well, specifically, they don't like my pics of scantily-clad famous babes like Jessica Simpson, Rose McGowan, Jaime Pressly, etc. You'd THINK they have more important things to worry about, but no.
So I am now looked down upon by DUh. Which is roughly akin to being called "untalented" by Ashlee Simpson. I added a special welcome message just for them. ;-) You can visit my page and see what upset them, if you haven't done so. But of course, if you think you might not like it, then just don't go. It's that simple. If you do, keep these rules in mind:
Heh. :) I'm sure they'll find this thread eventually, so I'd like to leave them with the ULTIMATE offensive pic (to them, anyway). So...
Enjoy! :)
I would be it's for decoration unless they put something in the cans to keep them stable. Otherwise anyone over 30 pounds would probably collapse it. Strange Cosmos.com has a whole section of redneck pictures and that's where I got it from.
Gary Wright. Got it. :^)
If I let my son have his way, our living room would look like this, only w/a Redskins theme.
Personally, I think if you have a den, there's nothing wrong with a sports theme. Just not in my living room.
Slap me, I forgot that /s thingy.
Damn, you just can't win. The fantastically mentally disturbed butt cravers also say that since you're straight, you're also one of THEM!
jdonaldball (651 posts) Thu Jan-20-05 06:09 PM
Response to Reply #25
26. MAXIM is porn for closet Gay men.
The page has been adjusted accordingly. ;^)
I like your homepage, and have learned something today. That tangerines are gay. Thank you!
HEY NOW. OK NOW. OTL. You don't play fair. Go Stillers. Ben is DA MAN. Do this thing.
Tangerines are gay. Mangoes are also gay, but they're simply quieter about it. :^)
That figures. I wouldn't trust a mango as far as I could throw one.
One Big Bump for good measure...
The '80s had classics?
There were more than 2 of them?
Could have fooled me.
I thought the music industry had folded up and gone home in the 80s.
Shalom.
Ya hadda be there. :^)
Hah!! Cute.
I think I heard that on a late night Cinemax movie.
But at least a tolerable one.
Ranks right up there with "Another One Rides the Bus" and "Eat It."
Those were SONGS.
Shalom.
Shalom.
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