Posted on 01/21/2005 6:08:44 AM PST by TheBigB
Yesterday was a bitter day indeed for our friends at DirtyUnderpants.com. President Bush was inaugurated for his second term (not that French guy whose name escapes me at the moment)...NOT ONE DAMN DIME DAY turned quickly to WASTE OF DAMN TIME DAY...Che and Karl are STILL dead...
So they decided to focus their anger and frustration onto one individual. WHO, you may ask! WHO is this powerful right-wing figure who drove them to fury? Karl Rove? George W. Bush? Shannen Doherty? Nope.
Me. :)
Yep, that's right. Little ol' inoffensive, innocent-as-a-newborn-lamb fuzzball me.
Turns out that they take great umbrage to my FReeper homepage. They started their own thread about it here: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x2469227
Needless to say, when informed of this by OSHA, I was vexed. "Why?" I cried! "What BRINGETH their fire down on me?" "What CAUSETH their righteous indignation?" "How DOESETH this lint keep accumulating in my belly button?"
Turns out that they don't like the pics on my page. Well, specifically, they don't like my pics of scantily-clad famous babes like Jessica Simpson, Rose McGowan, Jaime Pressly, etc. You'd THINK they have more important things to worry about, but no.
So I am now looked down upon by DUh. Which is roughly akin to being called "untalented" by Ashlee Simpson. I added a special welcome message just for them. ;-) You can visit my page and see what upset them, if you haven't done so. But of course, if you think you might not like it, then just don't go. It's that simple. If you do, keep these rules in mind:
Heh. :) I'm sure they'll find this thread eventually, so I'd like to leave them with the ULTIMATE offensive pic (to them, anyway). So... 
Enjoy! :)
Since no one has said it as yet...
THIS IS HUGH!!!
You know what you get when you take the Go-Gos and subtract all the talent?
The Spice Girls.
Sure, sure. Belichick is something like 13-0, or some other bug-eyed statistic, when he meets a team that beat him earlier the very next time. Tom Brady is a playoff God, and there's no way the Pats are going to turn the ball over as much as they did on Halloween. Your Steelers are very, very good (even though they should've lost to Muffy Pennington and the J-E-T-S last week), but my Pats are very, very, VERY good. Pats by at least ten.
And N*Sync. :^)
Did they do "Hey Mickey" or was that the Bangles?
We'll see, we'll see...
Somebody's hacking into your computer again!
That was Toni Basil.
That was Toni Basil.
I meant also when you subtract the talent, etc.
Ooooh Mickey you're so fine,
You're so fine you blow my mind!
Hey Mickey!
Hey, hey, hey Mickey!
Bump for later.
Oh Ricky, you're so fine
You play the bongos all the time
Hey Ricky
Hey Hey Ricky
Sorry...different song..
Okay, I'm showing my age. Obviously over 40!!
But I never liked WHAM - LOL
There are so many bands that started in the 80's with the new technology in synthesizers. Flock of Seaguls was one of them, Paul Hardcastle, Howard Jones...Peter Gabriel, others.
New Wave rock...man, I am having a flash back!!!
"Mickey" was written by Mike Chapman and Nicky Chinn, the team that also wrote "Love Is a Battlefield" for Pat Benatar ... supposedly the song was going to be called "Kitty," as sung by a man to a woman ... Toni's "Mickey" video of "Mickey" landed in the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame as an example of a "one-hit wonder," and in 2001 VH1 named it the #1 one-hit wonder of all time ... it also got one of the greatest kudos possible for a song -- a parody version by "Weird Al" Yankovic, this one called "Ricky" and working on "I Love Lucy" themes ...
I don't get that hammer and T-bone steak thingy.
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