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[TheBigB]

Yesterday was a bitter day indeed for our friends at DirtyUnderpants.com. President Bush was inaugurated for his second term (not that French guy whose name escapes me at the moment)...NOT ONE DAMN DIME DAY turned quickly to WASTE OF DAMN TIME DAY...Che and Karl are STILL dead...

So they decided to focus their anger and frustration onto one individual. WHO, you may ask! WHO is this powerful right-wing figure who drove them to fury? Karl Rove? George W. Bush? Shannen Doherty? Nope.

Me. :)

Yep, that's right. Little ol' inoffensive, innocent-as-a-newborn-lamb fuzzball me.

Turns out that they take great umbrage to my FReeper homepage. They started their own thread about it here: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x2469227

Needless to say, when informed of this by OSHA, I was vexed. "Why?" I cried! "What BRINGETH their fire down on me?" "What CAUSETH their righteous indignation?" "How DOESETH this lint keep accumulating in my belly button?"

Turns out that they don't like the pics on my page. Well, specifically, they don't like my pics of scantily-clad famous babes like Jessica Simpson, Rose McGowan, Jaime Pressly, etc. You'd THINK they have more important things to worry about, but no.

So I am now looked down upon by DUh. Which is roughly akin to being called "untalented" by Ashlee Simpson. I added a special welcome message just for them. ;-) You can visit my page and see what upset them, if you haven't done so. But of course, if you think you might not like it, then just don't go. It's that simple. If you do, keep these rules in mind:

Heh. :) I'm sure they'll find this thread eventually, so I'd like to leave them with the ULTIMATE offensive pic (to them, anyway). So...

Enjoy! :)

[Zavien Doombringer]

Greg X. Volz's On Bended Knee is the best work he did!

[Fierce Allegiance]

There are mechanics smiling all over the place to have new clean shop rags!

[ArGee]

The first Petra album we bought was "Never Say Die." At the time my wife and I lead a folk youth group for our church (long before pop band "Worship Teams" were the rage). We heard "The Coloring Song" on the radio and she wanted to learn it so we could use it. She called me at work and said something like:

"Well, I liked the coloring song, but the next song on the album was VERY different. I think you're going to like the album better than I do."

I cracked up when I heard the album. "Chameleon" follows and it starts with a screaming guitar lick. I could just imagine her reaction. She's got a Bachelor's of Music in performance on the bass viol.

Another good one from that album was "Prase Ye The Lord."

Shalom.

[Zavien Doombringer]

(flick - Glow of 10,000 lighters) - * "What song ist it you wanna hear?"*

[ArGee]

Heart is my #1 or #2 band (ducking for cover).

Hey, no need to duck. I read what I wrote and I dind't mean to say that "Heart" didn't seem to get it, but that women didn't seem to get it. Ann and Nancy get it.

"Barracuda" just rocks.

I'd have to agree.

Have you heard their new CD "Jupiter's Darling?" It's pretty good. They've gone back to their 70s roots, thank goodness.

No, but thanks for the suggestion. I'll definately have to give it a spin.

(Can you tell I miss my vinyl?)

Shalom.

[retrokitten]

Yep, getting told you're hot never gets old! LOL!!!

[Miss Behave]

Wait, Retro, one last question...then I better go....vacuum...or do laundry...or try and get haaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhht. Are you in Chicago? Not meaning to pry.

[Fierce Allegiance]

OK, that has now made it's rounds at my office! LOL!

[retrokitten]

Yep, I grew up in the shadow of O'Hare and live in the western (southwestern- depending on who you talk to) suburbs.

[agrace]

Really, that's like saying "Aerosmith is overrated, but I sure like Loverboy."

[OSHA]

Now that I think about it, nobody was paying attention to what was going on on-stage while Blue Oyster Cult was playing their set.

[Titan Magroyne]

How in blue blazes did this guy get my picture? I refer, of course, to the Brooke Burns gif.

Shaddup. A gal can dream, can't she?

[Miss Behave]

I'm on the North Shore (have to dodge limo libs at every turn.) One day I just might not *dodge.* Just kidding of course. Have a GREAT weekend. I'm sure you'll be haaaaaaahhhhhhhhhht wherever you go. :-)

P.S. Roe and Jim have me laughing out loud in my car almost every day. Fellow motorists lay on the gas to get away from me when they see it. I like that though, cuz then I have the lanes to myself. (Actually, I blow around town WAY too fast--I'm the one with the pedal to the metal. I'm an awt-law.)

[Titan Magroyne]

Excellent homepage. Especially that first paragraph. Alas, I best not visit that DU thread from here. Afraid of what nasties I might catch, and that's if my employer's web censor doesn't yank my privileges first! :-D

They sure manage to get their panties in a bunch over the oddest things, hmmmmmmmmmmm.

[Miss Behave]

I know you aren't going to believe this, but I'm a DU virgin. Yep. Bonafide.

[MeekOneGOP]

How in blue blazes did this guy get my picture?
I refer, of course, to the Brooke Burns gif.

Gorgeous! :^D

Whoo-whee, Deputy Dawg!

[don-o]

Never heard of you

[radiohead]

Can one actually sit on that thing or is for decorative purposes only?

[retrokitten]

Have a GREAT weekend. I'm sure you'll be haaaaaaahhhhhhhhhht wherever you go. :-)

Hahaha!! Thanks and back at you!

[Miss Behave]

You've been on Uranus, maybe?