Posted on 01/11/2005 8:09:02 PM PST by NYC GOP Chick
By SUN ONLINE REPORTER
A WOMAN today admitted ripping off her ex-boyfriends testicle with her bare hands after he refused to have sex with her.
Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage after her ex-lover, 37-year-old Geoffrey Jones, rejected her advances at the end of a drunken house party.
She yanked off his left testicle, which was later handed to him by a friend with the words: "Thats yours."
Monti, of Birkenhead, Merseyside, pleaded guilty to wounding at Liverpool Crown Court today and will be sentenced next month.
The court heard that Mr Jones had ended his long-term relationship with Monti towards the end of May last year.
The pair remained on good terms and on May 30, Monti offered to collect Mr Jones from a barbecue and drive him to his home in Netherton, Merseyside. She then drove him to another party and then home again, where friends joined them for more drinks.
As the drinks party was winding down, Monti told Mr Jones she wanted to discuss their relationship and offered him sex.
When he refused, she grabbed his face and a struggle ensued.
Mr Jones threw petite Monti, who is little more than 5ft 2ins tall, out of the house. She then smashed a window and confronted him on the doorstep as he went to investigate.
Another struggle took place and Monti was knocked to the floor, from where she pulled down Mr Jones shorts.
In a statement read out by judge Charles James, Mr Jones continued: "I was left standing in my underpants. She was still lying on the floor.
"Suddenly she grabbed my genitals and pulled hard. That caused my underpants to come off and I found I was completely naked and in excruciating pain."
Referring to his friend Danny McDonagh, who was sleeping at the house after the party, Mr Jones said: "I believe Danny walked out shortly afterwards. He came into the kitchen and said to me, 'Thats yours', and I saw that he was holding one of my testicles in his hand."
Monti initially tried to hide the testicle by putting it in her mouth, but released it. Doctors were unable to re-attach the organ.
Defence barrister Wendy Lloyd said her client did not remember much of the incident. However, she accepted the prosecutions version of events and did not claim to have acted in self-defence.
Monti, who spoke only to confirm her name and enter a guilty plea, was released on conditional bail for sentence on February 10.
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She does seem to have a certain kind of doberman disposition to her...
There's got to have been a rabbit or two boiling in pots somewhere along the line.
I have to say I am skeptical of the story. First the scrotum skin is fairly tough and it stretches substantially. If she purchaced one of his nuts, and began pulling, the scrotum would have to be ruptured along with 4 layers of facia and muscle. Then the testicle is suspended on the testicular cord which is quiet mobile. You know one of the test we do when a person is thought to be faking unconsciousness is an ole squeeze to the balls. It sobers them up really quick if they are faking. They almost always give up the act. There is such a deep visceral pain associated with even a modest tug on the testicle and cord that reflexly a man will do anything to evade such an attack. So my only conclusion is that she was some sort of wier wolf or Dracul or an alien or catwoman or perhaps on PCP. And what does this say of this mans prowess. If he is that desirable with 2 nuts, he must be better than any 2 nuted man alive. No screams are reported. Is that possibly believable. I think not. This is less believable than Dan Rather not knowing the documents were fakes and forgeries. Conclusion...either a sharp metalic instrument is involved or this is not true.
I will not be IGNOOOOOORRRRRRED!!!
A real keeper!
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My dating risk tolerance just dropped 2 notches.
I have to agree...this is really bizarre and a crime or totally untrue and a waste of space.
YIKES! Geez, this wasn't the thread to read before drifting off to sleep... :-O
Friends don't let friends drive....... to their ex's house and......!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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