Posted on 01/11/2005 8:09:02 PM PST by NYC GOP Chick
By SUN ONLINE REPORTER
A WOMAN today admitted ripping off her ex-boyfriend’s testicle with her bare hands after he refused to have sex with her.
Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage after her ex-lover, 37-year-old Geoffrey Jones, rejected her advances at the end of a drunken house party.
She yanked off his left testicle, which was later handed to him by a friend with the words: "That’s yours."
Monti, of Birkenhead, Merseyside, pleaded guilty to wounding at Liverpool Crown Court today and will be sentenced next month.
The court heard that Mr Jones had ended his long-term relationship with Monti towards the end of May last year.
The pair remained on good terms and on May 30, Monti offered to collect Mr Jones from a barbecue and drive him to his home in Netherton, Merseyside. She then drove him to another party and then home again, where friends joined them for more drinks.
As the drinks party was winding down, Monti told Mr Jones she wanted to discuss their relationship and offered him sex.
When he refused, she grabbed his face and a struggle ensued.
Mr Jones threw petite Monti, who is little more than 5ft 2ins tall, out of the house. She then smashed a window and confronted him on the doorstep as he went to investigate.
Another struggle took place and Monti was knocked to the floor, from where she pulled down Mr Jones’ shorts.
In a statement read out by judge Charles James, Mr Jones continued: "I was left standing in my underpants. She was still lying on the floor.
"Suddenly she grabbed my genitals and pulled hard. That caused my underpants to come off and I found I was completely naked and in excruciating pain."
Referring to his friend Danny McDonagh, who was sleeping at the house after the party, Mr Jones said: "I believe Danny walked out shortly afterwards. He came into the kitchen and said to me, 'That’s yours', and I saw that he was holding one of my testicles in his hand."
Monti initially tried to hide the testicle by putting it in her mouth, but released it. Doctors were unable to re-attach the organ.
Defence barrister Wendy Lloyd said her client did not remember much of the incident. However, she accepted the prosecution’s version of events and did not claim to have acted in self-defence.
Monti, who spoke only to confirm her name and enter a guilty plea, was released on conditional bail for sentence on February 10.
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I just think it's weird that it's funny to cut off a man's penis or testicles, but it's bad to comment on the size of a woman's bosom. Interesting world.
not your nads too???
How on earth...? Never mind, I'm quite sure I don't want to know.
OUCH!!
Good to know. I mean, it could have been anybody's.
"The pair remained on good terms"
They aren't a pair anymore.
I can sympathize with this guy -- it's happened to me. A couple of times.
I don't think it's funny -- just a rather unusual story.
Boy howdy. I feel weird now.
Perhaps if this were about Clinton.....
"Better put some ice on that!"
Two tablespoons of cinnamon and two or three egg whites.
A half a stick of butter, melted. stick it all in a bowl baby.
Stir it with a wooden spoon.
Mix in a cup of flour, you'll be in heaven soon.
Quarter cup of unsweetened chocolate,
and a half a cup of brandy.
You throw in a bag or two of sugar
and just a pinch of vanilla.
Grease up the cookie sheet.
Cause I hate when my balls stick.
Then preheat the oven to three fifty and give that spoon a lick.
I believe that
may i add a
whimper
Oh come on, it is funny.
I was giggling til I came to your post - then I lost it.
Could someone really do this?? Is it possible, I am trying to visualize it and can;t quite see it happening with a bare hand.....
At my last job, Isaac Hayes had an office down the hall from us. One guy ran into him in the nen's room and blurted out "You're Chris Isaak!" Fortunately, he got a big laugh out of that. His office staff used to give us cases of those Chocolate Salty balls.
must have been a truly singular experience
http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2005013091,00.html
Photo of her here.
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