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Ex Rips Off Man's Testicle
The Sun ^ | 1.11.2005

Posted on 01/11/2005 8:09:02 PM PST by NYC GOP Chick

By SUN ONLINE REPORTER

A WOMAN today admitted ripping off her ex-boyfriend’s testicle with her bare hands after he refused to have sex with her.

Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage after her ex-lover, 37-year-old Geoffrey Jones, rejected her advances at the end of a drunken house party.

She yanked off his left testicle, which was later handed to him by a friend with the words: "That’s yours."

Monti, of Birkenhead, Merseyside, pleaded guilty to wounding at Liverpool Crown Court today and will be sentenced next month.

The court heard that Mr Jones had ended his long-term relationship with Monti towards the end of May last year.

The pair remained on good terms and on May 30, Monti offered to collect Mr Jones from a barbecue and drive him to his home in Netherton, Merseyside. She then drove him to another party and then home again, where friends joined them for more drinks.

As the drinks party was winding down, Monti told Mr Jones she wanted to discuss their relationship and offered him sex.

When he refused, she grabbed his face and a struggle ensued.

Mr Jones threw petite Monti, who is little more than 5ft 2ins tall, out of the house. She then smashed a window and confronted him on the doorstep as he went to investigate.

Another struggle took place and Monti was knocked to the floor, from where she pulled down Mr Jones’ shorts.

In a statement read out by judge Charles James, Mr Jones continued: "I was left standing in my underpants. She was still lying on the floor.

"Suddenly she grabbed my genitals and pulled hard. That caused my underpants to come off and I found I was completely naked and in excruciating pain."

Referring to his friend Danny McDonagh, who was sleeping at the house after the party, Mr Jones said: "I believe Danny walked out shortly afterwards. He came into the kitchen and said to me, 'That’s yours', and I saw that he was holding one of my testicles in his hand."
 
Monti initially tried to hide the testicle by putting it in her mouth, but released it. Doctors were unable to re-attach the organ.

Defence barrister Wendy Lloyd said her client did not remember much of the incident. However, she accepted the prosecution’s version of events and did not claim to have acted in self-defence.

Monti, who spoke only to confirm her name and enter a guilty plea, was released on conditional bail for sentence on February 10.



TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Culture/Society; News/Current Events; United Kingdom
KEYWORDS: ballless; bionicwoman; hightenor; imsorry; smelltest; weakscrotum
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To: nicmarlo

I know.
And she demanded sex and he said no, that's the funny part of it all.
In one of those horrific ways.


181 posted on 01/12/2005 5:18:14 AM PST by Darksheare (Taglines may or may not reflect reality depending upon the humor of their owner. I'm a penguin!)
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To: Darksheare

Twisted, sick and twisted! : )


182 posted on 01/12/2005 5:19:33 AM PST by nicmarlo
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To: nicmarlo

Yes.
Isn't it usually men who demand sex when blitzed?


183 posted on 01/12/2005 5:20:57 AM PST by Darksheare (Taglines may or may not reflect reality depending upon the humor of their owner. I'm a penguin!)
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To: Darksheare

That's what I've heard! : )


184 posted on 01/12/2005 5:21:54 AM PST by nicmarlo
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To: nuconvert

Too much information this early in the morning..........


185 posted on 01/12/2005 5:23:17 AM PST by NotJustAnotherPrettyFace (Michael <a href = "http://www.michaelmoore.com/" title="Miserable Failure">"Miserable Failure"</a>)
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To: nicmarlo

What kind of sick weirdo dimension is this?
What happened to the natural order of things?
*checks map*
Oh, nevermind.
/ joke joke


186 posted on 01/12/2005 5:26:11 AM PST by Darksheare (Taglines may or may not reflect reality depending upon the humor of their owner. I'm a penguin!)
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To: NYC GOP Chick

Ouch.


And I'm laughing.
This hurts.


187 posted on 01/12/2005 5:27:14 AM PST by Darksheare (Taglines may or may not reflect reality depending upon the humor of their owner. I'm a penguin!)
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To: NYC GOP Chick

Hanging is to good for her!!!!!


188 posted on 01/12/2005 5:34:49 AM PST by TXBSAFH (Never underestimate the power of human stupidity--Robert Heinlein)
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To: NYC GOP Chick

He needs a J&J band-aid.


189 posted on 01/12/2005 5:45:40 AM PST by crushelits
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To: zoobee; Charles Henrickson; martin_fierro
Monti initially tried to hide the testicle by
putting it in her mouth, but released it.

Lockbox??

190 posted on 01/12/2005 6:14:16 AM PST by mikrofon ('Heard of getting your @ss handed to you, but....)
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To: NYC GOP Chick

One pack Jones.


191 posted on 01/12/2005 6:18:38 AM PST by dennisw (G_D: Against Amelek for all generations.)
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To: Darksheare

lol!!


192 posted on 01/12/2005 6:20:48 AM PST by nicmarlo
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To: NYC GOP Chick

And people say the Brits have no passion.


193 posted on 01/12/2005 6:22:44 AM PST by HamiltonJay
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To: Boazo

Dang! I'da sworn that was Hillary before the surgery.


194 posted on 01/12/2005 6:23:12 AM PST by sweetliberty (Just because we CAN do something, doesn't mean we should.)
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To: NYC GOP Chick

The story is certainly not funny. Poor guy.

The posts in response are though.


195 posted on 01/12/2005 6:27:23 AM PST by LisaMalia
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To: NYC GOP Chick

If only Monica were so clumsy.


196 posted on 01/12/2005 6:30:02 AM PST by wtc911 ("I would like at least to know his name.")
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To: NYC GOP Chick

Her actions seem a bit excessive


197 posted on 01/12/2005 6:30:09 AM PST by woofie (Proudly posting inane comments since 1998)
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To: FITZ
The story as it's written is funny --- it doesn't even seem like it could be a real story --- she hid it in her mouth?

Ewwwww. I didn't get that far in the story. In her mouth?! This poor man. The shock factor on this story is definitey a "10!" :-o

198 posted on 01/12/2005 6:35:30 AM PST by Nita Nupress
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To: NYC GOP Chick

she needs to be given the death penalty as a deterrent for other women so inclined.


199 posted on 01/12/2005 6:42:16 AM PST by Centurion2000 (Nations do not survive by setting examples for others. Nations survive by making examples of others)
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To: NYC GOP Chick

I call BS on this story.


200 posted on 01/12/2005 7:29:29 AM PST by finnman69 (cum puella incedit minore medio corpore sub quo manifestus globus, inflammare animos)
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