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Ex Rips Off Man's Testicle
The Sun ^ | 1.11.2005

Posted on 01/11/2005 8:09:02 PM PST by NYC GOP Chick

By SUN ONLINE REPORTER

A WOMAN today admitted ripping off her ex-boyfriend’s testicle with her bare hands after he refused to have sex with her.

Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage after her ex-lover, 37-year-old Geoffrey Jones, rejected her advances at the end of a drunken house party.

She yanked off his left testicle, which was later handed to him by a friend with the words: "That’s yours."

Monti, of Birkenhead, Merseyside, pleaded guilty to wounding at Liverpool Crown Court today and will be sentenced next month.

The court heard that Mr Jones had ended his long-term relationship with Monti towards the end of May last year.

The pair remained on good terms and on May 30, Monti offered to collect Mr Jones from a barbecue and drive him to his home in Netherton, Merseyside. She then drove him to another party and then home again, where friends joined them for more drinks.

As the drinks party was winding down, Monti told Mr Jones she wanted to discuss their relationship and offered him sex.

When he refused, she grabbed his face and a struggle ensued.

Mr Jones threw petite Monti, who is little more than 5ft 2ins tall, out of the house. She then smashed a window and confronted him on the doorstep as he went to investigate.

Another struggle took place and Monti was knocked to the floor, from where she pulled down Mr Jones’ shorts.

In a statement read out by judge Charles James, Mr Jones continued: "I was left standing in my underpants. She was still lying on the floor.

"Suddenly she grabbed my genitals and pulled hard. That caused my underpants to come off and I found I was completely naked and in excruciating pain."

Referring to his friend Danny McDonagh, who was sleeping at the house after the party, Mr Jones said: "I believe Danny walked out shortly afterwards. He came into the kitchen and said to me, 'That’s yours', and I saw that he was holding one of my testicles in his hand."
 
Monti initially tried to hide the testicle by putting it in her mouth, but released it. Doctors were unable to re-attach the organ.

Defence barrister Wendy Lloyd said her client did not remember much of the incident. However, she accepted the prosecution’s version of events and did not claim to have acted in self-defence.

Monti, who spoke only to confirm her name and enter a guilty plea, was released on conditional bail for sentence on February 10.



TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Culture/Society; News/Current Events; United Kingdom
KEYWORDS: ballless; bionicwoman; hightenor; imsorry; smelltest; weakscrotum
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To: paul51

I'm shocked, shocked. I thought the Brits were sooooo civilized.


101 posted on 01/11/2005 8:52:04 PM PST by Ciexyz (I use the term Blue Cities, not Blue States. PA is red except for Philly, Pgh & Erie)
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To: NYC GOP Chick
"Suddenly she grabbed my genitals and pulled hard. That caused my underpants to come off and I found I was completely naked and in excruciating pain."

Uhhh....yeah!

102 posted on 01/11/2005 8:52:17 PM PST by Fruitbat
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To: chemical_boy
I'm NOT IN THE MOOD TO PLAY BS GAMES!!!

Let me loose with this physco-bitch. 1 HOUR IS ALL I NEED.
103 posted on 01/11/2005 8:52:48 PM PST by ChefKeith (Apply here to be added to the NASCAR Ping List, Daytona is comming soon...)
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To: NYC GOP Chick

So I guess those are your choices you single guys!

Date rape or having your onions ripped off!


104 posted on 01/11/2005 8:53:06 PM PST by Fruitbat
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To: NYC GOP Chick

She had some balls.


105 posted on 01/11/2005 8:53:38 PM PST by lavrenti (Think of who is pithy, yet so attractive to women.)
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To: ChefKeith

Don't forget your cup!


106 posted on 01/11/2005 8:53:41 PM PST by Fruitbat
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To: NYC GOP Chick

I always knew those Brit women were just a little nastier.


107 posted on 01/11/2005 8:54:45 PM PST by Bloody Sam Roberts (All I ask from livin' is to have no chains on me. All I ask from dyin' is to go naturally.)
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To: Dog Gone

Indeed. You have correctly identified a perplexing double standard.


108 posted on 01/11/2005 8:55:36 PM PST by krb (ad hominem arguments are for stupid people)
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To: NYC GOP Chick

109 posted on 01/11/2005 8:55:45 PM PST by Boazo (From the mind of BOAZO)
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To: Dog Gone

I agree. If I went up to a woman and set her boobs on fire and repeatedly kicked her in the crotch, I'd have both my testicles ripped off by politicians, judges and, the feminazi's. Yet the male equivalent is a daily occurnace on TV shows and movies - WITH BIG LAUGH TRACKS.

Equal rights, ladies?


110 posted on 01/11/2005 8:56:55 PM PST by llevrok (We don't need no stinking ballots!)
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To: NYC GOP Chick
Sounds like she really had a ball at the party.
111 posted on 01/11/2005 8:57:03 PM PST by codyjacksmom (Proud, new 1st time grandma as of 11/07/04....now it's payback time!)
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To: Bloody Sam Roberts
I always knew those Brit women were just a little nastier.

A little?

This is Clinton White House material!

112 posted on 01/11/2005 8:57:05 PM PST by Fruitbat
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To: Fruitbat
SCREW A CUP- I'll drill the wench in the head twice.

And a few more times in the torso just to be sure.
113 posted on 01/11/2005 8:57:35 PM PST by ChefKeith (Apply here to be added to the NASCAR Ping List, Daytona is comming soon...)
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To: ChefKeith

" If this was reversed what would have happened???"

He would have found out that his girlfriend was a transvestite?


114 posted on 01/11/2005 8:59:22 PM PST by Rebelbase (Who is General Chat?)
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To: Billthedrill

LMAO i guess you never can tell


115 posted on 01/11/2005 9:00:56 PM PST by wafflehouse (the hell you say!)
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To: NYC GOP Chick

One perhaps should postulate he is a sad sac.


116 posted on 01/11/2005 9:02:59 PM PST by lavrenti (Think of who is pithy, yet so attractive to women.)
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To: NYC GOP Chick
Give it to me or give it to me! Day-yum.
117 posted on 01/11/2005 9:03:15 PM PST by Titan Magroyne (Cha! I am so not an aggressive driver! Call me pro-active.)
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To: NYC GOP Chick
Ex Rips Off Man's Testicle

my first thought after reading the headline was "I certainly HOPE she's his ex now".

118 posted on 01/11/2005 9:04:15 PM PST by smonk
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To: Petronski

[Generally, men joke about their balls and talk about them openly. The same cannot be said about women and their breasts]


Punchline to joke: Urinate, but if your tits were bigger you'd be a ten!

Any man who knows this joke laughs hysterically. Any woman who hears this joke gets mad.


119 posted on 01/11/2005 9:05:28 PM PST by spinestein
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To: Bloody Sam Roberts

Oh BRITAIN! Right. Liverpool... Home of the Fab Four...
No problem then. Still three left.


120 posted on 01/11/2005 9:06:35 PM PST by aroostook war
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