'That’s yours'
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Posted on 01/11/2005 8:09:02 PM PST by NYC GOP Chick
By SUN ONLINE REPORTER
A WOMAN today admitted ripping off her ex-boyfriend’s testicle with her bare hands after he refused to have sex with her.
Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage after her ex-lover, 37-year-old Geoffrey Jones, rejected her advances at the end of a drunken house party.
She yanked off his left testicle, which was later handed to him by a friend with the words: "That’s yours."
Monti, of Birkenhead, Merseyside, pleaded guilty to wounding at Liverpool Crown Court today and will be sentenced next month.
The court heard that Mr Jones had ended his long-term relationship with Monti towards the end of May last year.
The pair remained on good terms and on May 30, Monti offered to collect Mr Jones from a barbecue and drive him to his home in Netherton, Merseyside. She then drove him to another party and then home again, where friends joined them for more drinks.
As the drinks party was winding down, Monti told Mr Jones she wanted to discuss their relationship and offered him sex.
When he refused, she grabbed his face and a struggle ensued.
Mr Jones threw petite Monti, who is little more than 5ft 2ins tall, out of the house. She then smashed a window and confronted him on the doorstep as he went to investigate.
Another struggle took place and Monti was knocked to the floor, from where she pulled down Mr Jones’ shorts.
In a statement read out by judge Charles James, Mr Jones continued: "I was left standing in my underpants. She was still lying on the floor.
"Suddenly she grabbed my genitals and pulled hard. That caused my underpants to come off and I found I was completely naked and in excruciating pain."
Referring to his friend Danny McDonagh, who was sleeping at the house after the party, Mr Jones said: "I believe Danny walked out shortly afterwards. He came into the kitchen and said to me, 'That’s yours', and I saw that he was holding one of my testicles in his hand."
Monti initially tried to hide the testicle by putting it in her mouth, but released it. Doctors were unable to re-attach the organ.
Defence barrister Wendy Lloyd said her client did not remember much of the incident. However, she accepted the prosecution’s version of events and did not claim to have acted in self-defence.
Monti, who spoke only to confirm her name and enter a guilty plea, was released on conditional bail for sentence on February 10.
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"A WOMAN today admitted ripping off her ex-boyfriend’s testicle with her bare hands after he refused to have sex with her."
As a guy, I find it hard to believe that he would refuse sex.
"Well, if I can't have the man, I'll try to have his babies."
Seriously, OUCH!!!!!
The story as it's written is funny --- it doesn't even seem like it could be a real story --- she hid it in her mouth?
She wanted it and she GOT it
'That’s yours'
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you must see this thread.
Take time with a wounded hand ’cause it likes to heal Take time with a wounded hand ’cause I like to steal Take time with a wounded hand ’cause it likes to heal, I like to steal
I’m half the man I used to me This I feel as the dawn It fades to gray Well, I’m half the man I used to be This I feel as the dawn It fades to gray Well, I’m half the man I used to be This I feel as the dawn It fades to gray Well, I’m half the man I used to be, half the man I used to be
Feelin’ uninspired Think I’ll start a fire Everybody run Bobby’s got a gun Think you’re kinda neat Then she tells me I’m a creep Friends don’t mean a thing Guess I’ll leave it up to me
Take time with a wounded hand ’cause it likes to heal Take time with a wounded hand Guess I like to steal Take time with a wounded hand ’cause it likes to heal, I like to steal
I’m half the man I used to me This I feel as the dawn It fades to gray I’m half the man I used to be This I feel as the dawn It fades to gray I’m half the man I used to be This I feel as the dawn It fades to gray I’m half the man I used to be, half the man I used to be
Take time with a wounded hand ’cause it likes to heal Take time with a wounded hand Guess I like to steal Take time with a wounded hand ’cause it likes to heal, I like to steal
I’m half the man I used to me This I feel as the dawn It fades to gray I’m half the man I used to be This I feel as the dawn It fades to gray I’m half the man I used to be This I feel as the dawn It fades to gray I’m half the man I used to be, half the man I used to be, Half the man I used to be
Stone Temple Pilots--Creep
A "she had a ball" ping.
Ex rips off man's tackle
Lol it makes it sound like shes stealing his fishing equipment or something wich in a singles bar scene kind of a way I geuss maybe she did :-)
Agreed. I was taught to always give in for the sake of my testicles. Was this guy raised by wolves or something?
Ouch.
Holy crap! Now that got my day started with a bang.
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She should of put in Hillarys lock box ......
Now you just have to get a blonde that understands math.
One day I will learn what pains you to think about, and all your pings like this will come back to haunt you...
This oughta be a hanging offense.
Now that's a good friend. Personally, I wouldnt go anywhere near the thing.
I think merely pointing it out and keeping the family pet at bay would suffice.
Ouch!
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