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Hoffman reveals his doggy plan for world peace
Ananova ^
| 11/10/04
Posted on 11/10/2004 11:35:07 AM PST by presidio9
Dustin Hoffman says man could learn how to preserve world peace by the following the example of dogs.
Hoffman says there would be less conflict if, like dogs, humans first sniffed each other out before deciding whether or not to fight.
Writing in the December issue of Playboy, The Graduate star says, "If a lot of dogs are on the beach, the first thing they do is smell each other's a***.
"The information that's gotten somehow makes pacifists out of all of them. I've thought, 'If only we smelled each other's a**, there wouldn't be any war.'"
Hoffman's latest movie, Meet The Fockers co-starring Robert DeNiro, Barbra Streisand and Ben Stiller, is due for release on January 28 in the UK.
TOPICS: Culture/Society; Extended News; Philosophy; War on Terror
KEYWORDS: buttsniffer; dogs; dustinhoffman; greatdemocratminds; hoffman; hollyweird; liberalthought; lickingmyownballs; lostelectiondementia; progressivegenius; whyweneedapollquiz
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To: Recovering_Democrat
Thanks for the post. Count on Freepers to come up with some zingers. My spouse just came to check on me, wanted to know "what's so damn funny?" I really needed a good laugh today. Thanks.
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posted on
11/10/2004 12:00:25 PM PST
by
PLK
To: camle
this is pure genius! imagine - world peace is at hand -er bottom! all we need is a sense of smell... Does this mean when flu season kicks in we automatically go to war?
82
posted on
11/10/2004 12:00:29 PM PST
by
JanetteS
(My heart is as light as a song!)
To: Izzy Dunne
Photoshop Hoffman in his claws.
83
posted on
11/10/2004 12:00:58 PM PST
by
AirForceMom
(I have post-election elation syndrome)
To: JanetteS
i think that means that we start licking...;-)
84
posted on
11/10/2004 12:01:43 PM PST
by
camle
(keep your mind open and somebody will fill it with something for you))
To: presidio9
Hopefully someday in the future computer animation will be so good that it will replace these overpaid morons and put them back into their rightful place....like flipping burgers or something.
85
posted on
11/10/2004 12:02:23 PM PST
by
mowowie
To: presidio9
i think dustin hoffman should relive the dentist scene in "marathon man" with no novacaine.
86
posted on
11/10/2004 12:02:31 PM PST
by
mlocher
(america is a sovereign state)
To: PLK
I know what you mean, finding FR saved me from the rants of my liberal family.
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posted on
11/10/2004 12:02:38 PM PST
by
AirForceMom
(I have post-election elation syndrome)
To: presidio9
Why not have all the diplomats at the UN publicly sniff one another, on pay per view? Would probably raise enough money to fund the UN for a decade. Heck, I'd pay $50 to watch the Syrian ambassador take a whiff of the Israeli.
To: presidio9
'If only we smelled each other's a**, there wouldn't be any war.'This was Kerry's secret plan for ending the war in Iraq. He planned on burying his nose in Kofi's a**, then move to Chirac's.
The only problem is that he has to pull his head out of his own a** first....
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posted on
11/10/2004 12:03:29 PM PST
by
freebilly
("Body parts everywhere!")
To: AirForceMom
She allows nothing near her @ss either. Sound policy. For all species.
90
posted on
11/10/2004 12:03:37 PM PST
by
Hat-Trick
(Do you trust a government that cannot trust you with guns?)
To: OldFriend
Just no way could this be true. Guess we'll have to buy the December issue of Playboy to know for sure.
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posted on
11/10/2004 12:04:01 PM PST
by
presidio9
(Islam is as Islam does)
To: Uncle Fud
I think some at the UN do it for free.
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posted on
11/10/2004 12:04:20 PM PST
by
AirForceMom
(I have post-election elation syndrome)
To: calex59
Dogs get peaceful when you cut their nuts off...
93
posted on
11/10/2004 12:05:13 PM PST
by
presidio9
(Islam is as Islam does)
To: presidio9
Sounds like a plan for all liberal men. Including Susan Estrogen.
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posted on
11/10/2004 12:06:03 PM PST
by
AirForceMom
(I have post-election elation syndrome)
To: presidio9
Usually a pack of dogs attack a loner and rip his guts out. Nature has a lot more of these examples than dogs just smelling each other's butts. Hoffman is an actor and actors deal daily in fantasy, not reality.
95
posted on
11/10/2004 12:06:04 PM PST
by
vetvetdoug
(In memory of T/Sgt. Secundino "Dean" Baldonado, Jarales, NM-KIA Bien Hoa AFB, RVN 1965)
To: presidio9
What did we expect from the Hellywood trash!
More of the same from other airheads that infest the Hellywood scene.
They are already trying each other on sexually and if they do not like what they got from putting part of themselves into another male or female Hellywood denizen just kick each other out and both can go get another fitting; etc., etc.
There likely will not be any price to pay in this life since they themselves are their own higher authority.
"Always remember and please don't ever forget" there is a payday someday which is inescapable even for the "anointed ones".
ENJOY??
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posted on
11/10/2004 12:06:08 PM PST
by
VOYAGER
(!)
To: Laura Earl
She feels that her bunghole is her bunghole.
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posted on
11/10/2004 12:06:24 PM PST
by
Conspiracy Guy
(America Wins! Kerry and the loony left suffer bitter defeat. God Bless America.)
To: mlocher
It was oil of clove......
My dog also licks his own ass, rolls in raccoon feces, and humps my neighbor's wife whenever she's mid-cycle. It hardly qualifies him as Secretary of State.
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posted on
11/10/2004 12:06:30 PM PST
by
blackdog
(Can we possibly have just one more "Kidz-Bop"?)
To: Laura Earl
99
posted on
11/10/2004 12:06:51 PM PST
by
Conspiracy Guy
(America Wins! Kerry and the loony left suffer bitter defeat. God Bless America.)
To: camle
Awww...now why'd you have to go there? I'd have to become one of those bloggers who sits around in jammies all day, never leaving the house.
100
posted on
11/10/2004 12:08:05 PM PST
by
JanetteS
(My heart is as light as a song!)
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