Hoffman reveals his doggy plan for world peace

Ananova ^ | 11/10/04

[elli1]

Huh? A pack of dogs on the beach? They're probably either chasing 'kitty' or looking for some chickens to kill.

[Billthedrill]

Dunno about that, but I bet I'd be more pacific if I could just lick my own...uh...sorry...

[1Old Pro]

Dustin, kiss my a*s you idiot.

[mlbford2]

My dog eats cat turds out of the litter box and afterwards usually licks his balls. You first Dustin.

[elephant]

What drugs is he on these days?

[dirtboy]

"The information that's gotten somehow makes pacifists out of all of them. I've thought, 'If only we smelled each other's a**, there wouldn't be any war.'"

Won't work for humans, as the liberals all have their heads in the way.

[Jimmyclyde]

Writing in the December issue of Playboy, The Graduate star says, "If a lot of dogs are on the beach, the first thing they do is smell each other's a***.

Hollywood's obsession with Ass continues...

[Fitzcarraldo]

Ya, right

[KC_Conspirator]

So if I just sniffed the ass of a terrorist, and vice versa of course, we would have no war? Let me guess - Hoffman supported KErry?

[OldFriend]

Just no way could this be true.

[E. Pluribus Unum]

Dusty has evidently never been attacked by a pack of stray dogs.

[calex59]

Since when have dogs gotten to be so peacful? I see dogs fighting all the time and it was just about a year or so ago that dogs killed a gay woman in the hallway while she was trying to get into her apartment. Some dogs are peaceful, some aren't, just like humans. The best way to insure world peace is to instill a sense of freedom in everyone and ban the lefties of the world. Most wars, in this century, have been started by lefties.

[FloridaRob]

Well this is from Ananova, so I don't know how valid it is. One of you Playboy readers will have to confirm the story.

[ssaftler]

Posts like this remind me why actors should restrict their comments to the words written for them by the Screenwriter's Guild.

Unless, of course, he's joined the Film Actor's Guild (see "Team America: World Police" for details).

[Laura Earl]

usually even more

[KellyAdmirer]

I've thought

Well, there's your problem right there, Dustin.

[CaptRon]

And this is one of the "smart" ones.

[KJacob]

One of you Playboy readers will have to confirm the story.

Are there really articles in there?

[skikvt]

Go ahead and sniff my ass. I've got bad gas and dingle-berries....