In other news John Edwards has filed suit against EVERYONE who did not vote for The kerry edwards ticket
This keeps up and they're going to have to add a new wing to the Democrat Home for Washed Up Loonies.
One small problem...that primary thingie he lost to Dean and Kerry and Sharpton.
Edwards is all washed up but on an endless spin cycle.
Let's see. Kerry-Edwards lost. Edwards wasn't permitted to campaign seriously. He doesn't seem to me any better positioned than Dennis Kucinich.
He's DOA. He couldn't run for re-election here (N.C.) because he is such a loser of a senator. (He was absent more than Kerry thus his nickname "Senator Gone")
I suggest he go where all failed Dem canadates end up- to the bored of Apple Computer.
I'll never understand why a visionary such as Steve Jobs is such a liberal. Oh well, at least the Army created a supercomputer out of a string of G5s harnessing his technology for good and not evil. Oh yeah, Rush uses Apples too. You know that's gotta burn Jobs up!
We need to make sure his hair styling video stays around for his next run.
2008 is Hitlery's turn. After that, it will simply be too hard for him to keep fresh in people's minds.
Is this from The Onion?
Edwards thinks he can run in 2008 saying "I won a Senate race in North Carolina 10 years ago, and haven't won anything since, but I'd make a really good presidential candidate"? And in 4 years he may have a receding hairline, taking away the one attribute that he brought to the Kerry campaign.
But maybe I'm wrong, and Edwards will be just as successful in inspiring a groundswell of support for a presidential run as were other recent vice presidential candidates who were defeated: Geraldine Ferraro, Lloyd Bentsen, Dan Quayle, Jack Kemp and Joe Lieberman.
A guy who did nothing for the 2004 ticket, who has no office for the next four years and no political base, who couldn't even take his home state, thinks he has a shot at 2008??? Hillary will make him road kill.
Leader?? What the hell has Edwards ever led except a double life????? One term in the Senate and he couldn't even get elected again! Bye Bye Silky Pony! Bye Bye Breck Girl!
Maybe he can sweep floors at his daddy's meee-illl.
GO JOHNY GO !!!
Talk about a steaming pile of something!!
His opponents will only need one commercial to take care of him. Imagine a sixty-second compilation of his moves and expressions on election night when he went out to the "victory" party and gave the little statement. I stared at him with mouth open. WHAT A DORK.
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I'm going to play Devil's Advocate to North Carolinians. Would you guys PLEASE elect him to something? Perhaps then he'll stay out of the courtroom, and quit running our fine Doctors into the poorhouse, and out of practice.
Of course, elect him dogcatcher or something, where he can't do any damage.
John Edwards = the Kucinich of 2008.
Bwwahhahahahah!
Who?