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TOP TEN THINGS YOU'D LIKE TO DO TO MICHAEL MOORE
11/5/04
| COPYRIGHT 2004
Posted on 11/04/2004 10:52:31 PM PST by Liz
1. Enter him in the Ugliest Man Alive Contest.
2. Give him a gift certificate for bariatric weight-loss surgery.
3. Have his mouth wired shut.
4. Strip mine the property of his Hollywood residence.
5. Have a bonfire on the WH lawn with all his mocuumentataries.
6. Enter him in a competitive eating contest sponsored by the Tabasco company.
7. Send him edible "spam" email.
8. Star a rumor that the mfg of Ding Dongs is going out of business.
9. Make a documentary of his life in Hollywood called "I Came, I Saw, I Ate. "
10. Have Congress pass legislation to outlaw him.
TOPICS: Politics/Elections; Your Opinion/Questions
KEYWORDS: kerrydefeat; rolliepollie
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To: Liz
Have everyone laugh at everything he says.
To: Liz
Make him ambassador to Gilligan's island.
182
posted on
11/06/2004 1:04:20 PM PST
by
ditto h
To: Liz
Just one thing... take him out to lunch and say, "Dude, what happened to your sense of humor?"
183
posted on
11/06/2004 1:07:40 PM PST
by
AnnaZ
(See? God *does* listen.)
To: Liz
No, No, you are totally wrong, he's our best "friend," he delivered the victory to us, don't you see???
Unfortunately, he's also laughing all the way to the bank with all the money he extracted from his dumb libs. after they gobbled up all his propaganda!!!
Thank you Mickey Moore!!!
184
posted on
11/06/2004 1:10:24 PM PST
by
danamco
To: AnnaZ
Yeah, but you'll have to mortgage your house to pay the check.
185
posted on
11/06/2004 1:11:16 PM PST
by
Liz
(The man who establishes the reputation of rising at dawn, can sleep til noon.)
To: fizziwig
Make him Bush's butler.
What an unfair punishment for Bush. I would lose all my appetite if he ever entered my house!!!
186
posted on
11/06/2004 1:12:16 PM PST
by
danamco
To: Liz
Get his checking account number and routing code.
To: Liz
11. Hand him over the Iraqi insurgents for hostage
To: Liz
Yeah, but you'll have to mortgage your house to pay the check.
I'm occasionally guilty of overlooking the practical implications of my ideas.
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189
posted on
11/06/2004 1:19:48 PM PST
by
AnnaZ
(See? God *does* listen.)
To: Texas Songwriter
190
posted on
11/06/2004 1:20:14 PM PST
by
Chena
(Military Mom and RELIEVED and THANKFUL that George W. Bush WON!)
To: danamco
.....(Moore's) laughing all the way to the bank with all the money he extracted from dumb libs..... Laughing all the way to the bank, eh?
Gosh, I am hoping and praying (smirk) that Moore did not do the Hollyweird Hustle and cook the books...... like engaging in Enron-style accounting fraud to show non-existent profits on his GWB mocumentary.
I mean cooking the books is done as often as dining at LeDome. The way to go in Hollywarped.
So Moore had better recheck those books.......fast.
191
posted on
11/06/2004 1:20:33 PM PST
by
Liz
(The man who establishes the reputation of rising at dawn, can sleep til noon.)
To: AnnaZ
192
posted on
11/06/2004 1:22:39 PM PST
by
Liz
(The man who establishes the reputation of rising at dawn, can sleep til noon.)
To: ditto h
He'd look rather cute in that sailor hat.
193
posted on
11/06/2004 1:23:42 PM PST
by
Liz
(The man who establishes the reputation of rising at dawn, can sleep til noon.)
To: Liz
Just ignore him, that would give him the most torture.
194
posted on
11/06/2004 1:25:38 PM PST
by
dfwgator
(It's sad that the news media treats Michael Jackson better than our military.)
To: Squantos
Yeah, but he already knows that (snicker).
195
posted on
11/06/2004 1:27:37 PM PST
by
Liz
(The man who establishes the reputation of rising at dawn, can sleep til noon.)
To: No Blue States
196
posted on
11/06/2004 1:30:00 PM PST
by
Liz
(The man who establishes the reputation of rising at dawn, can sleep til noon.)
To: Liz
197
posted on
11/06/2004 1:31:15 PM PST
by
Busywhiskers
(You can lead a man to knowledge, but you can't make him think.)
Comment #198 Removed by Moderator
To: MissAmericanPie
9. Perform a sex change operation that has him looking like Janet Reno....well that might be an improvement...or not.
When you think about it, have you ever seen the two of them in the same room together at the same time?
199
posted on
11/06/2004 1:34:00 PM PST
by
Radix
(Yasser Arafat finally gets his own State. It is called Comatose!)
To: Liz
Thank you. I
found them.
Feed him to the lions.
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