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TOP TEN THINGS YOU'D LIKE TO DO TO MICHAEL MOORE
11/5/04
| COPYRIGHT 2004
Posted on 11/04/2004 10:52:31 PM PST by Liz
1. Enter him in the Ugliest Man Alive Contest.
2. Give him a gift certificate for bariatric weight-loss surgery.
3. Have his mouth wired shut.
4. Strip mine the property of his Hollywood residence.
5. Have a bonfire on the WH lawn with all his mocuumentataries.
6. Enter him in a competitive eating contest sponsored by the Tabasco company.
7. Send him edible "spam" email.
8. Star a rumor that the mfg of Ding Dongs is going out of business.
9. Make a documentary of his life in Hollywood called "I Came, I Saw, I Ate. "
10. Have Congress pass legislation to outlaw him.
TOPICS: Politics/Elections; Your Opinion/Questions
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To: philetus
161
posted on
11/06/2004 1:19:38 AM PST
by
Liz
(The man who establishes the reputation of rising at dawn, can sleep til noon.)
To: Liz
Play Moon Pie Frisbee with him until I get tired.
162
posted on
11/06/2004 1:21:16 AM PST
by
RichInOC
(Michael Moore wants your children...Regular is fine, but he prefers Extra Crispy.)
To: Private_Sector_Does_It_Better
MSM, Hollywierdos, DNC?
With friends like that, who needs enemies? (smirk)
163
posted on
11/06/2004 1:21:24 AM PST
by
Liz
(The man who establishes the reputation of rising at dawn, can sleep til noon.)
To: Liz
Make him get a real union job.
164
posted on
11/06/2004 1:22:25 AM PST
by
Glenn
(The two keys to character: 1) Learn how to keep a secret. 2) ...)
To: Glenn
Moore? 9-5? Nevah happen.
165
posted on
11/06/2004 1:38:19 AM PST
by
Liz
(The man who establishes the reputation of rising at dawn, can sleep til noon.)
To: Liz
kick his disgustingly fat unshaven flabby tractor
out of our country.
166
posted on
11/06/2004 1:43:38 AM PST
by
fivekid
( Bud The Chud)
To: beckham
Make him actually live in a trailer park and work in a manufacturing plant for a living. Alongside Bruce Springsteen. Those two multi mansion dwelling, multi millioniare, jetsetters have made enough jack off the plight of the downtrodden, they should get a firsthand chance to know what it's like.You're my chosen winner of the day. This is exactly what I would like to see happen to Michael Moore.
167
posted on
11/06/2004 1:47:54 AM PST
by
MarMema
(Sharon is my hero)
To: BIGLOOK
Reward Moore with a paid month long vacation to Fallujah.I've got a better idea... let's duct tape him to that MOAB bomb we're about to drop on Fallujah.
168
posted on
11/06/2004 1:48:06 AM PST
by
mysto
To: Liz
169
posted on
11/06/2004 4:25:08 AM PST
by
MeekOneGOP
(There is only one GOOD 'RAT: one that has been voted OUT of POWER !! Straight ticket GOP!)
To: Liz
Give him Iranian citizenship and deport him to Iran.
170
posted on
11/06/2004 4:27:20 AM PST
by
R. Scott
(Humanity i love you because when you're hard up you pawn your Intelligence to buy a drink.)
To: R. Scott
Let's try to understand his root causes of anger and bitterness, so we can stop the cycle of violence, open up lines of communication, and show him a little love.
Or we can just kick him in the balls.
171
posted on
11/06/2004 4:33:32 AM PST
by
JusPasenThru
(The Democrats need to get over their love affair with abortion.)
To: All
How about just let him do what he has been doing. He has become a caricuture of himself and harms his own side. The more Moore the better for the right. A bigger microphone for MM.
172
posted on
11/06/2004 4:35:54 AM PST
by
mirkinmuffley
(Gentlemen, you can't fight in here this is the war room!)
To: Liz
Make him the spokesperson for the Communist Democrat party.
That way Conservative Republican values will allways win.
To: JusPasenThru
The second choice would be more effective.
174
posted on
11/06/2004 6:26:11 AM PST
by
R. Scott
(Humanity i love you because when you're hard up you pawn your Intelligence to buy a drink.)
To: PoliticalVirgin
Over here. This thead's been going a couple days.
175
posted on
11/06/2004 8:07:09 AM PST
by
Liz
(The man who establishes the reputation of rising at dawn, can sleep til noon.)
To: JusPasenThru
(1) Let's try to understand his root causes of anger and bitterness, so we can stop the cycle of violence, open up lines of communication, and show him a little love..........or (2) we can just kick him in the balls. I just hate multiple choice questions. Hmmmmmm.
OKAY, I go with kicking him in his netherworld......if you can find the little dinkies under all that avoirdupois.
176
posted on
11/06/2004 12:52:33 PM PST
by
Liz
(The man who establishes the reputation of rising at dawn, can sleep til noon.)
To: Liz
To: Liz
slap his cheesy beard off.
178
posted on
11/06/2004 12:58:46 PM PST
by
smonk
To: Liz
Remind him he is nothing, was nothing, will always be nothing by not saying nothing to the nothing..........
Stay safe Liz !
179
posted on
11/06/2004 1:00:59 PM PST
by
Squantos
(Be polite. Be professional. But, have a plan to kill everyone you meet. ©)
To: Chena
Cut his nuts out of him like I do all these steer calves I have roming around on the ranch.
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