Posted on 11/04/2004 10:52:31 PM PST by Liz
1. Enter him in the Ugliest Man Alive Contest.
2. Give him a gift certificate for bariatric weight-loss surgery.
3. Have his mouth wired shut.
4. Strip mine the property of his Hollywood residence.
5. Have a bonfire on the WH lawn with all his mocuumentataries.
6. Enter him in a competitive eating contest sponsored by the Tabasco company.
7. Send him edible "spam" email.
8. Star a rumor that the mfg of Ding Dongs is going out of business.
9. Make a documentary of his life in Hollywood called "I Came, I Saw, I Ate. "
10. Have Congress pass legislation to outlaw him.
Use him for wolf bait.
Make him live in Saddams Iraq for 20 years and see how it changes his view on the world.
Give him a bath and make him change his underwear. I can imagine he wears the same pair for months.
How about:
1. Ignore him
Sentence him to spend the next 5 years in Iran, followed by 5 years in North Korea. Since he hates US so much, maybe he should try the opposition.
Make him live in Syria or Iran and understand what true tyranny and radical "fundamentalism" is.
Send him to Cuba to work the sugar fields and feed him gruel
Make him Bush's butler.
Put him in WTC 9/11/01.
Make him eat what 72 hours of liposuction will suck out of him.
Strap his A$$ to an SUV and run him through car wash about three times.
This would end world hunger for at least a decade.
Nobody needs to do nothing to him. It must really suck to be him right about now. Remember, he aint' taking one red cent with him.
Make him hold the Bible at W's swearing-in ceremony, and smile while dong it.
Make him take off the rug-baseball cap combo
Hey! I was trying to have some pudding here.
Arrest and convict him of sedition.
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