What was the most STUPID or FUNNIEST thing said during the campaign? (Besides "Kerry will win")

11/03/04 | Self

[Blood of Tyrants]

My suggestions are Walter Crockite's accuastion of Karl Rove conspiring wth OBL to get the tape released last week.

A close second was when Rather said that they would keep with CBS longstanding integrity and would not call Ohio until they were sure.

[ncdrumr]

Teraaayza: "Shove it!"

[Jank]

Oh yeah, Hitlery wants Alexandra!

[DocRock]

Click Image to Watch Alexandra Kerry at 2004 DNC
Tell Her Favorite True Story About Her Father
(1.57 MB .wmv Video)

[bushisdamanin04]

And where was Slick? I saw his rock star return in Philly, and I never saw him again. I don't watch the tube 24 hours per, but I watch it enough during election season to have seen him somewhere.

[shiva]

we've got better hair

[zoobee]

After the fact I thought it was funny (after seeing it on Saturday night live) when Bush kept saying in the first debate over and over ....

"It's HARD work.....we work really HARD."

[Bullish]

"Even though the documents may be forgeries, Bush still must address the substance of the story"

Puleeese!!! That's got to go down in history as one of the dumbest statements ever made by a "newsman".

[terilyn]

LOL!

To piggyback on yours:

Jenna Bush: We had a hampster too...ours died.

[Dutchgirl]

HEY, Freedom isn't free...

[fightu4it]

Do you mean something that would top Clinton's priceless: "We want our future back."?

[UncleSamUSA]

I think honorable mention has to go to Howard Dean...

"Yeeeeeeaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh....."

[paulcissa]

"I am a hunter; I am a gun owner" (cough..puke..gag..hork)

THAT DOG DON'T HUNT!!!!!!!!

[bushisdamanin04]

The SNL Presidential Bash whith the clip of Bush pronouncing the Nigerian names one after another after another in the debate after the debate where he couldn't pronouce or follow the Serbian names.

[Diogenesis]

"KERRY: Boy, to listen to that -- the president, I don't think,
is living in a world of reality with respect to the environment.
Now, if you're a Red Sox fan, that's OK. But if you're a president, it's not."
Kerry insulted Red Sox Fans...??? (On Enviroment question)

KERRY: "We’ve been waiting since 1918 for the Boston Red Sox to win the World Series, and
. . . if I had a choice between the White House and the World Series this year,
I’m going to take the White House. How's that?"
Sen. John Kerry - Taylor, MI - August 1, 2004
Kerry would rather win WH than the Sox win the World Series

[governsleastgovernsbest]

Anything Craig Crawford said. I cant stand that guy!

He gets on my nerves too. Aside from the awful substance of what he says, I find that his voice sounds eerily like that of Pat Robertson.

[FreedomSurge]

That reminds me, Can I borrow a buck oh five?

[floydian7]

He informed me of this as he was leaving. And I guess you would hope a liberal would be familiar with a John.

[shield]

GETTING THE UN'S APPROVAL!!!

The 2nd and 3rd debate....Bush listening to kerry's ridiculous promises and saying as much.

[fideist]

Funniest? Last night on CBS, here is how one freeper wrote it --

Ed Bradley was trying to be honest about his analysis of Ohio, saying there was no way Kerry could win it.

Dan Rather was stunned and beside himself at that news. He made Ed repeat it three times. Dan would say, "So let me get this straight, Ed, you're saying that John Kerry can't get the numbers to win Ohio?" Ed would respond with, "That's what I'm saying. When you figure in the President's current lead, the number of provisional ballots [etc.], John Kerry can't win."

So Dan would come back with, "So let me see if I understand you correctly, Ed." And Ed would repeat it again. It was hilarious.

[bushisdamanin04]

Crawford sounds - and looks - like a cartoon character.