Posted on 11/03/2004 1:46:31 AM PST by LambInLionsDen
Does anybody know of a company or school
that will teach me the French language, history and customs
that can place me into an interesting job
If the democrats couldn't defeat a dolt and catastrophe like Bush
I don't think I have a country anymore
Perhaps the French will have pity on our poor souls
and offer to take us in
maybe they know
that there's a lot of us
who aren't governed by Greed and Fear
who don't want to live in a Corporate Theocracy
who don't want to live in a fake democracy
filled with hackable voting machines
and deleterious, lying, predatory white men
maybe not France, maybe someplace else
I don't have any faith in America anymore
I want to leave, but I'm unprepared to live in a foreign country
I don't have the money to go
or the skill to make myself a success
I'm willing but I would need help
Maybe the republicans can help
it's a good deal for them
they'll make a lot of money, and they'll get rid of more pesky liberals
hmmm....
maybe I'll copy this post to the freeper site
So you want us to teach you French then train you for a job, then find you a position and pay your way to Europe because you admire them most.
Yeah you're a liberal alright.
What a little girly-man... I gritted my teeth through eight years of Little Big Fraud ®- the least he can do is suck it up.
I've just had this sudden, blinding intuitive flash into what it really is that's keeping you from that "interesting job" you claim to be so desperately seeking.
Based upon your naked, deep-seated loathing for anyone of the "wrong" skin color, religious beliefs or gender... I'm recommending the following career option for you:
Whiny loser b!tch.
No acceptance of results they don't like.
No tolerance of other views.
No willingness to believe a differing opinion might have value.
No wonder this country is divided.
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Hey, I would feel the same way, or worse, if Kerry had won. I would crying my eyes out, and screaming fraud.
We didn't forget that a lot of entertainers had promised to leave the country if George W.Bush were to be re-elected President.
With that in mind, we have a Special Offer for those who still want to keep their promise!
Attention: Would Alec Baldwin, Rosie O'Donnell and her wife, Ed Asner, Janeane Garafalo, Whoppi Goldberg, Al Franken, Michael Moore, Cher, Phil Donahue, Rob Reiner(apparently still a "meathead"), Barbara Streisand, Jane Fonda, Pierre Salinger, as well as the entire staffs of the LA and NY Times and anyone else who made that promise, please dispose of all US assets and report to Florida for the sailing of the Funship Cruise, "Elation," which has been commissioned to take you to your new vacation homes in Afghanistan.
You may opt to be dropped off in Somalia or Iraq.
The Florida Supreme Court will sponsor a Farewell Parade in your honor through Palm Beach, Broward, and Miami-Dade counties prior to your cruise.
Please pack for an extended stay... at least four more years.
Note: Since you advocate strict gun control, you may not bring any.
Staffing your voyage is Bill Clinton as captain, Al Gore as cruise director, Grey Davis, Purser Terry Heinz Kerry hopefully will be kept somewhere below decks away from the media.
Monica Lewinsky as the "Cigar and Cigarette Girl",
Entertainment by the Dixie Chicks, Bruce Springsteen and Bon Jovi. John Kerry will be our Life Guard in consideration of his past experience in pulling people out of the water. (Unless he decides at the last minute not to go) He is advocating the ellimination of the game "shuffleboard" in favor of his new g! ame he calls "waffleboard" Be sure to pack your flip flops as you will need them! while playing.
Ted Kennedy will double as Bartender and Director of Emergency Procedures
Rev. Al Sharpton will provide inspirational services, and Ex-Congressman Gary Condit as intern coordinator.
If you have any questions about making arrangements for your homes,friends and loved ones, please direct your comments to Senator Hillary Clinton. Her village can raise your children while you're gone, and she can watch over all your money and your furnishings until you return.
"Bon Voyage!"
Is this a great country or what? It's called freedom of Speech.
dear Liberal;
Go to France!! All you need is airfare, and some clothes. they have wonderfull welfare programs for illigal immigrants to take advantage of, and a run down socialist medical centre too.
Bon Chance!
Yeah you're a liberal alright.
Very astute observation.
The first thing you must learn from the French is how to surrender, after that it's all down hill. Don't let the door hit you in the a$$ on the way to Paris.
>dispose of assets
translation--give me them all to me. I promise not to abuse your maids and butlers.
Think about it - America is so bad, and even it's fellow Regressives let it down, and it hopes the French will take it in?
My God, since when do we punish such savant comedy? 
He's dead, Jim.
(Click here or on the pic).
Please let me know if you want ON or OFF my Viking Kitty/ZOT ping list!. . .don't be shy.
i am happy after election day :o) You?
9-16-2001?
An KERRY - AL QAEDA voter (like the REAGAN DEMOCRATS and 911 DEMOCRATS who voted for Bush43?)
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