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FReeper Canteen ~ Election Break! If I Were President, I Would....? ~ 02 NOV 2004
FRiends Of The Canteen

Posted on 11/01/2004 8:10:14 PM PST by MoJo2001


 

 

 


 

 

Today's Topic: If I Were President, I Would.....?

With the election going on today, we decided to make each of you "President" for a day. Now that you are ruling the country--what would you do? Would you give everyone Friday's off? Would you get rid of the income tax? What would you do?

 

~ President (Insert Your Name) ~


Scenario

Before you sit down and do this, please GO VOTE!

America needs you. You have been made President for a day because the current one is going fishing on the new Mars settlement.

If I Were President, I Would......

Ban Taxes?
Remove The Speed Limit?
Repeal the Beer Tax? (Have to get a plug in for Burkaman 4 President!)

What would you do?

We want to know!!

 

Now it's your turn to share. What would you do as President?

 

 

 


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To: MoJo2001
Mojo, here's a short story about Lollipop.

When I was about 15 there was a young babysitter in the neighborhood who liked to lift her blouse for the boys. But, I was never there when she did, and I wanted to be. And, she used eat tootsie pops, red ones, that she worked endlessly. Well you might guess what that would do to a young boy's probing mind. You can guess what that would do to an old man's probing mind.

So, I used to sing Lollipop, but I changed the words to Tootsie Pop. And one time I was singing to myself with my mother in ear shot and I reversed the letters in Tootsie Pop. Well you do the math. Anyway, thanks for the memories.

501 posted on 11/02/2004 6:43:42 PM PST by fritzz
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To: Kathy in Alaska

Oh yes, this is the one!! Thanks Ma!!!


502 posted on 11/02/2004 6:44:08 PM PST by Soaring Feather (~Poetry is my forte.~)
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To: AZamericonnie

Merle Haggard ~Silver Wings

503 posted on 11/02/2004 6:45:04 PM PST by Kathy in Alaska (God Bless America and Our Troops Who Protect Her)
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To: bentfeather; All


504 posted on 11/02/2004 6:45:05 PM PST by tomkow6 (Help, someone stole my exact duplicate and replaced it with a Tag Line!)
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To: tomkow6

I'm gonna give you a VOTE!!!


505 posted on 11/02/2004 6:45:06 PM PST by Soaring Feather (~Poetry is my forte.~)
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To: Laurita

Laurita.....#202!!


506 posted on 11/02/2004 6:45:40 PM PST by Kathy in Alaska (God Bless America and Our Troops Who Protect Her)
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To: TexasCowboy; All
We need some music!
*HUGS*

Louis Prima - Shadrack


Click the hyperlink! My apologies to everyone with the graphics.

Keep the Faith!

507 posted on 11/02/2004 6:46:05 PM PST by MoJo2001 (Support Our Troops! Operation Season's Greetings - www.proudpatriots.com)
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To: bentfeather


508 posted on 11/02/2004 6:46:26 PM PST by tomkow6 (Help, someone stole my exact duplicate and replaced it with a Tag Line!)
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To: NRA1995

Welcome, NRA1995, to the Canteen. I like your idea A LOT!!


509 posted on 11/02/2004 6:48:43 PM PST by Kathy in Alaska (God Bless America and Our Troops Who Protect Her)
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To: MS.BEHAVIN; MoJo2001; TexasCowboy; Colonel_Flagg; Old Sarge; All

~Koko Taylor~Can't Let Go~

510 posted on 11/02/2004 6:50:52 PM PST by Soaring Feather (~Poetry is my forte.~)
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To: tomkow6


511 posted on 11/02/2004 6:50:57 PM PST by MeekOneGOP (There is only one GOOD 'RAT: one that has been voted OUT of POWER !! Straight ticket GOP!)
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To: bentfeather
Okay, now you gotta do a little Cotton Eyed Joe with me!

COTTON EYED JOE!

512 posted on 11/02/2004 6:53:20 PM PST by TexasCowboy (COB1)
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To: tomkow6

Don't mess with me big boy!
513 posted on 11/02/2004 6:54:02 PM PST by Soaring Feather (~Poetry is my forte.~)
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To: Kathy in Alaska

You're a mind reader! How did you know? Thank you!


514 posted on 11/02/2004 6:55:14 PM PST by AZamericonnie (I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message...)
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To: TexasCowboy

YAHOO let her rip Cowboy!!!


515 posted on 11/02/2004 6:55:54 PM PST by Soaring Feather (~Poetry is my forte.~)
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To: TexasCowboy; bentfeather; laurenmarlowe; All
We've missed you. *HUGS*


Hank Sr ~ Honky Tonk Blues

516 posted on 11/02/2004 6:55:57 PM PST by Kathy in Alaska (God Bless America and Our Troops Who Protect Her)
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To: MoJo2001

Lollipop! LOL! Shades of a long time ago. Cool. Thanks, Kid.


517 posted on 11/02/2004 6:57:22 PM PST by Kathy in Alaska (God Bless America and Our Troops Who Protect Her)
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To: Kathy in Alaska; All
We need some music!
*HUGS*

Humor- It Takes A Village To Raise A Nut

Click the hyperlink! My apologies to everyone with the graphics.

Keep the Faith!

518 posted on 11/02/2004 6:57:58 PM PST by MoJo2001 (Support Our Troops! Operation Season's Greetings - www.proudpatriots.com)
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To: Pippin

Hi Pippin......someone made the suggestion of finding names in the phone book and having them go to DC. I like this idea. Should really cut down to nothing the stupid stuff the long time critters pass.


519 posted on 11/02/2004 6:59:32 PM PST by Kathy in Alaska (God Bless America and Our Troops Who Protect Her)
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To: Kathy in Alaska
HEH! HEH! HEH!

Hi, Kathy!

520 posted on 11/02/2004 7:00:28 PM PST by Pippin ( Bush /Cheney'04)
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