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FReeper Canteen ~ Election Break! If I Were President, I Would....? ~ 02 NOV 2004
FRiends Of The Canteen
Posted on 11/01/2004 8:10:14 PM PST by MoJo2001
Today's Topic: If I Were President, I Would.....? With the election going on today, we decided to make each of you "President" for a day. Now that you are ruling the country--what would you do? Would you give everyone Friday's off? Would you get rid of the income tax? What would you do? |
~ President (Insert Your Name) ~
Scenario
Before you sit down and do this, please GO VOTE!
America needs you. You have been made President for a day because the current one is going fishing on the new Mars settlement.
If I Were President, I Would...... Ban Taxes? Remove The Speed Limit? Repeal the Beer Tax? (Have to get a plug in for Burkaman 4 President!)
What would you do?
We want to know!! |
Now it's your turn to share. What would you do as President? |
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To: beachn4fun
201
posted on
11/02/2004 4:55:59 AM PST
by
tomkow6
(Help, someone stole my exact duplicate and replaced it with a Tag Line!)
To: tomkow6
202
posted on
11/02/2004 4:56:04 AM PST
by
Laurita
(There are no boys, girls or baby goats in the US military.)
To: tomkow6
Rats! Missed it by that much.
I'd have succeeded if it weren't for that meddling burkaman.
203
posted on
11/02/2004 4:57:57 AM PST
by
Laurita
(There are no boys, girls or baby goats in the US military.)
To: tomkow6
Election Day JokeA little something to get your mind racing and geared up for the election.
Tom and Old Sarge were a couple of drinking buddies who worked as aircraft mechanics in Atlanta. One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hangar with nothing to do.
Tom said, "Man, I wish we had something to drink!"
Old Sarge says, "Me too. Y'know, I've heard you can drink jet fuel and get a buzz. You wanna try it?"
So they pour themselves a couple of glasses of high octane hootch and get completely smashed.
The next morning Tom wakes up and is surprised at how good he feels. In fact he feels GREAT! NO hangover! NO bad side effects. Nothing!
Then the phone rings .... it's Old Sarge.
Old Sarge says, "Hey, how do you feel this morning?"
Tom says, "I feel great. How about you?"
Old Sarge says, "I feel great, too. You don't have a hangover?"
Tom, "No that jet fuel is great stuff -- no hangover, nothing. We ought to do this more often."
"Yeah, well there's just one thing."
"What's that?"
"Have you farted yet?"
"No "
"Well, DON'T, 'cause I'm in PHOENIX."
204
posted on
11/02/2004 4:58:22 AM PST
by
beachn4fun
(Let's give those Liberals a real "Shock-n-Awe." Vote Bush/Cheney '04)
To: E.G.C.
HUGS EG. Give those Liberals a what-for..........I'm going later this evening.
205
posted on
11/02/2004 5:00:06 AM PST
by
beachn4fun
(Let's give those Liberals a real "Shock-n-Awe." Vote Bush/Cheney '04)
To: Kathy in Alaska
Thanks for the welcome, and I'm glad you like the ideas! :-)
Also, THANKS so much to all the military families. My family and I pray for the soldiers and their families every day!
God bless the troops, our President, and the USA!
206
posted on
11/02/2004 5:00:52 AM PST
by
homemom
To: MoJo2001
If I were president my first order of business would be to issue a medal of merit to those who started and keep the FR Canteen doing such fine work for our brave heroes.
My second order of business would be to give all the good little FReepers a legal holiday with free beer each year to thank them for getting me elected.
My third order of business would be to issue blanket immunity protection to Tonk for any vanity he wishes to post!!!!
207
posted on
11/02/2004 5:03:42 AM PST
by
LakeLady
(I am the FEMALE ALPHA DOG POLITICAL ACTIVIST OF THE CENTURY! I hunt & tree demonRATS... WOOF! WOOF!)
To: All
Goodnight, all. By the time I wake up, I expect the GOP to rule the world. I know one thing though, turning on my computer in the morning is going to be very scary.
208
posted on
11/02/2004 5:04:26 AM PST
by
Laurita
(There are no boys, girls or baby goats in the US military.)
To: trussell; annyokie; ArmyBratCutie; atomic_dog; AZBigDog; CindyDawg; codyjacksmom; CoolChange; ...
PAJAMA PUPPIES PING...
TRIXIE IS HOME AND DOING WELL!!!!
Fantastic trussell and congratulations on both counts. I'm so happy for you about Trixie, and so envious of the poll watching position.
LakeLady
209
posted on
11/02/2004 5:07:22 AM PST
by
LakeLady
(I am the FEMALE ALPHA DOG POLITICAL ACTIVIST OF THE CENTURY! I hunt & tree demonRATS... WOOF! WOOF!)
To: Laurita; All
210
posted on
11/02/2004 5:13:08 AM PST
by
tomkow6
(Help, someone stole my exact duplicate and replaced it with a Tag Line!)
To: MoJo2001
ltes see.....!
If I were president I'd tell Michael Moore and others of his ilk to "Shove it!" LOL!
But seriously I would bann the income tax and do away with unlimited terms for US senaters and change voting day to Fridays and make it a Federal holiday. and increase term limits for presidents (especially the 43rd)
211
posted on
11/02/2004 5:14:33 AM PST
by
Pippin
( Bush /Cheney'04)
To: MoJo2001
If I were President.....Fallujah would be reduced to sand and rubble
212
posted on
11/02/2004 5:15:18 AM PST
by
NRA1995
(Ignore the predictions and exit polls....get out there and VOTE!!!)
To: Pippin; All
213
posted on
11/02/2004 5:15:34 AM PST
by
tomkow6
(Help, someone stole my exact duplicate and replaced it with a Tag Line!)
To: tomkow6
HEH! HEH! HEH!
Good morning Tom!
did'ja vote yet?
214
posted on
11/02/2004 5:16:57 AM PST
by
Pippin
( Bush /Cheney'04)
To: Pippin
Vote? Why? I'M GONNA BE PREZIDENT!
215
posted on
11/02/2004 5:17:45 AM PST
by
tomkow6
(Help, someone stole my exact duplicate and replaced it with a Tag Line!)
To: Pippin
BURKA MAN FOR PREZIDENT IN 04 !!!!
216
posted on
11/02/2004 5:18:45 AM PST
by
tomkow6
(Help, someone stole my exact duplicate and replaced it with a Tag Line!)
To: MoJo2001; TexasCowboy
IF I WERE PRESIDENT I WOULD MOVE THE CAPITAL TO TEXAS!!!!!!!!!!!!
SONORA, TEXAS!!!!
To: LakeLady
Thanks...but I have to say I'm nervous about the poll watching thing!! I still dont know exactly what to expect. I've never done this before and so I don't know the set up!
I'm also embarrased to admit that with all the times I've voted...I never paid attention to where the poll watchers were or what they were doing!!
218
posted on
11/02/2004 5:18:54 AM PST
by
trussell
(Unemployed intellectual...will act like a pompous ass for food!!)
To: MoJo2001
If I were President, I'd fire all the bureaucrats in D.C. (and elsewhere) including the DOE and IRS.
219
posted on
11/02/2004 5:19:50 AM PST
by
GummyIII
(Sink or swim, live or die, survive or perish, I give my hand and heart to this vote. Daniel Webster)
To: trussell
What kinda pole you watchin'??? Electric, telephone, or gas?
220
posted on
11/02/2004 5:20:04 AM PST
by
tomkow6
(Help, someone stole my exact duplicate and replaced it with a Tag Line!)
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