Posted on 10/30/2004 3:21:54 PM PDT by GOPcapitalist
HERE'S WHY:
Bush sign theft has been a huge problem in my area just like everywhere else. Yesterday when I put out my latest set of Bush signs I decided to also leave a warning for the Democrat scum that keeps stealing other people's property. I got a ziplock back, filled it with old paint, and taped it to the inside of my sign. It was rigged to dispense its contents if anybody turned it sideways. Though my sign was stolen (and is now replaced with another), I am happy to report that somewhere there's a Kerry-supporting marxist twit driving around in a volvo diversity wagon with a huge green stain on his or her back seat.
See post #59.
Don't troll!!! Leave em alone, just gives them a reason to troll us! They are so dumb as a bucket of rocks, it doesn't matter what they are saying anyhow!
You're the BOMB! I would give anything to be a fly on the wall....er.....window of that car!
robust chuckles! thanks tons.
But what can be done to get it into little B-B SIZED pellets that are porus which would get in every nook and cranny of a car's back seat area easily and quickly
Ahhhhh what about those bean bag styrofoam pellets? Not very porus, though, are they.
. . . Perhaps there are some tiny beans that would work.
Soak some up first and then pack them per above . . . ???
Or maybe put some of your stuff in a blender with some foam rubber pillow material. Blend good but not toooo long.
But it would be better to have half-pellet sized something that was porus and would tend to roll everywhere.
ground up corn cobs might work.
A little late . . . but thought of earlier, this could have been a short lived growth industry! LOL.
Way to go GOP we need more of that.
Butaric acid if you know a chemist, smells like rancid butter. If spilled in a car would require striping the interior to bare metal and steam cleaning to get rid of the stench.
Regards,
GtG
What can I say I was bored.
I could have done something similar, but it's been way too windy for that idea.
Now, ziplock bags filled with queen bee scent......
OUCH!
THX.
Thankfully, I don't have such sign problems near where I live.
I would be tooooo tempted to apply several of these ideas!
I can offer a cat's 2 litterboxes and 3 ratties' worth of rat raisins to any R's in the N.Ga area who need for this :-)
LOL ... You evil republican you .. LOL
Welllllllllllllll
the
STENCH
should be normal for the occupants! LOL.
Great suggestion.
When I was a young teenager, I put up a Goldwater for president sticker on a stop sign. A socialist burned it off the next day. Unfortunately I couldn't find out who it was. Now they've gotten older and still do stupid things. Stealing signs' how dumb can they be.
Oh, yeah... toss that stuff in the ol' "Bass-O-Matic" and hit "puree". Truly vile. For those who want a similar mixture but don't have a supply of fish heads handy, go buy a bottle of Ortho "Natural" fish emulsion fertilizer. Set it so a baggie of that stuff spills in the back of a 'rat's car and they will not soon forget it.
Great idea!
Fish smells for very fishy critters!
Ah, yes, I was thinking of that one also. Leave the entrails outside a few days first.
BUT then it might smell though the plastic bag before the thief gets it into the car?
No time left for this one unles y'all go fishing tomorrow and leav it out tomorrow night, then put it up for Monday night. Might work.
Quix -- Results? Think fire ants crawling up and down inside your hands and arms. Also, read Ichneumon's post, he gets it (heh heh heh!). Trust me, mate -- said idiots won't EVER mess with your signs again.
I think I get the picture!
Thanks.
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