Posted on 10/30/2004 3:21:54 PM PDT by GOPcapitalist
HERE'S WHY:
Bush sign theft has been a huge problem in my area just like everywhere else. Yesterday when I put out my latest set of Bush signs I decided to also leave a warning for the Democrat scum that keeps stealing other people's property. I got a ziplock back, filled it with old paint, and taped it to the inside of my sign. It was rigged to dispense its contents if anybody turned it sideways. Though my sign was stolen (and is now replaced with another), I am happy to report that somewhere there's a Kerry-supporting marxist twit driving around in a volvo diversity wagon with a huge green stain on his or her back seat.
I love it. Good for you and I hope that taught the democrat stealer a good lesson!
LOL!
Too funny. Well done!
Boy, that's worth loosing a sign or two, isn't it? :-D
Well done, but couldn't you have chosen puce, or lilac colored paint.:)
But watch for retribution. Anybody low-rent enough to be stealing onto private property filching signs is worth keeping an eye out for.
I'll have to search my garage for other colors. I picked the green bottle because it's old and I don't use it for anything, plus it was a really nasty looking green - the old 1970's refrigerator shade.
I can think of lots of variations on this theme. Good work!
They can have your sign and we will have America. I just spent the last hour trolling DU. I left about 6 posts. they are so stupid that they do not even know that they are being mocked.
Or mixed it with lime-sulphur...the stuff smells like an outhouse in August.
Nah...that would just blend in with his upholstery.
Good for you. I like the one republican that I heard electrified the sign and a few Dems later as it turned out.
:-)
Of course in today's society, he can probably sue you for damages to his vehicle. Nothing would surprise me.
I put 12 of them out in various intersections last Friday. To date only 1 stands. The others were stolen. In their place were kerry signs. It really PISSED ME OFF!
Good job!
Not to worry - I'm on the lookout. I've been doing battle with these thugs for a while. My sign was out right next to the street, which isn't visible from the front door (otherwise i'd be watching it). I can tell you right now that they aren't gonna want to come back here.
On the Blue Route, they are all over the entrances and exits and all up and down the highway...dozens in each spot. Everywhere you look. It's sickening.
GREAT IDEA!
How stupid do you have to be to think stealing signs is going to change the outcome of the election?
I also told a friend about this who chews tobacco old style - the spittoon's contents could be fun as well.
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