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My Bush sign was stolen last night, but I'm happy...
vanity | 10/30/04 | me

Posted on 10/30/2004 3:21:54 PM PDT by GOPcapitalist

HERE'S WHY:

Bush sign theft has been a huge problem in my area just like everywhere else. Yesterday when I put out my latest set of Bush signs I decided to also leave a warning for the Democrat scum that keeps stealing other people's property. I got a ziplock back, filled it with old paint, and taped it to the inside of my sign. It was rigged to dispense its contents if anybody turned it sideways. Though my sign was stolen (and is now replaced with another), I am happy to report that somewhere there's a Kerry-supporting marxist twit driving around in a volvo diversity wagon with a huge green stain on his or her back seat.


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KEYWORDS: bushsigns; kerry; signtheft; thieves; yardsign
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To: Quix
What are the results?

See post #59.

61 posted on 10/30/2004 4:14:40 PM PDT by Ichneumon ("...she might as well have been a space alien." - Bill Clinton, on Hillary, "My Life", p. 182)
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To: etradervic

Don't troll!!! Leave em alone, just gives them a reason to troll us! They are so dumb as a bucket of rocks, it doesn't matter what they are saying anyhow!


62 posted on 10/30/2004 4:15:10 PM PDT by Halls
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To: GOPcapitalist

You're the BOMB! I would give anything to be a fly on the wall....er.....window of that car!


63 posted on 10/30/2004 4:15:57 PM PDT by dormee
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To: Gorzaloon

robust chuckles! thanks tons.

But what can be done to get it into little B-B SIZED pellets that are porus which would get in every nook and cranny of a car's back seat area easily and quickly

Ahhhhh what about those bean bag styrofoam pellets? Not very porus, though, are they.

. . . Perhaps there are some tiny beans that would work.

Soak some up first and then pack them per above . . . ???

Or maybe put some of your stuff in a blender with some foam rubber pillow material. Blend good but not toooo long.

But it would be better to have half-pellet sized something that was porus and would tend to roll everywhere.

ground up corn cobs might work.

A little late . . . but thought of earlier, this could have been a short lived growth industry! LOL.


64 posted on 10/30/2004 4:16:44 PM PDT by Quix (PRAY! ENERGIZE CONSERVATIVE VOTERS! CHALLENGE REASONABLE LIBERALS W FACTS!)
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To: GOPcapitalist

Way to go GOP we need more of that.


65 posted on 10/30/2004 4:17:45 PM PDT by rodguy911 ( President Reagan---all the rest.)
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To: Quix
Rotten eggs or the gas makings that smell like it?

Butaric acid if you know a chemist, smells like rancid butter. If spilled in a car would require striping the interior to bare metal and steam cleaning to get rid of the stench.

Regards,
GtG

66 posted on 10/30/2004 4:19:26 PM PDT by Gandalf_The_Gray (I live in my own little world, but I like it 'cuz they know me here.)
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To: Halls

What can I say I was bored.


67 posted on 10/30/2004 4:19:36 PM PDT by etradervic (GLOBAL TEST? Kerry can't even pass the SMELL TEST.)
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To: GnL
We have lots of old fish heads and nasty old chum here in the Keys. Makes a wonderful greeting for the unsuspecting rat/dud.
68 posted on 10/30/2004 4:19:41 PM PDT by rodguy911 ( President Reagan---all the rest.)
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To: GOPcapitalist

I could have done something similar, but it's been way too windy for that idea.

Now, ziplock bags filled with queen bee scent......


69 posted on 10/30/2004 4:22:34 PM PDT by RandallFlagg (I FINALLY updated my FReeper page! Click on my name and see how you can help our President!)
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To: Ichneumon

OUCH!

THX.

Thankfully, I don't have such sign problems near where I live.

I would be tooooo tempted to apply several of these ideas!


70 posted on 10/30/2004 4:22:57 PM PDT by Quix (PRAY! ENERGIZE CONSERVATIVE VOTERS! CHALLENGE REASONABLE LIBERALS W FACTS!)
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To: Burlem

I can offer a cat's 2 litterboxes and 3 ratties' worth of rat raisins to any R's in the N.Ga area who need for this :-)


71 posted on 10/30/2004 4:24:03 PM PDT by Fire_on_High (Why are you looking at me so funny? He's just a rat...)
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To: GOPcapitalist

LOL ... You evil republican you .. LOL


72 posted on 10/30/2004 4:24:14 PM PDT by Mo1 (This Sept 10th attitude is no way to protect our country)
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To: Gandalf_The_Gray

Welllllllllllllll

the

STENCH

should be normal for the occupants! LOL.

Great suggestion.


73 posted on 10/30/2004 4:24:46 PM PDT by Quix (PRAY! ENERGIZE CONSERVATIVE VOTERS! CHALLENGE REASONABLE LIBERALS W FACTS!)
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To: All

When I was a young teenager, I put up a Goldwater for president sticker on a stop sign. A socialist burned it off the next day. Unfortunately I couldn't find out who it was. Now they've gotten older and still do stupid things. Stealing signs' how dumb can they be.


74 posted on 10/30/2004 4:28:26 PM PDT by DWC
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To: rodguy911
We have lots of old fish heads and nasty old chum here in the Keys. Makes a wonderful greeting for the unsuspecting rat/dud.

Oh, yeah... toss that stuff in the ol' "Bass-O-Matic" and hit "puree". Truly vile. For those who want a similar mixture but don't have a supply of fish heads handy, go buy a bottle of Ortho "Natural" fish emulsion fertilizer. Set it so a baggie of that stuff spills in the back of a 'rat's car and they will not soon forget it.

75 posted on 10/30/2004 4:30:00 PM PDT by Cloud William (Liberals are the crab grass in the lawn of life.)
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To: Cloud William

Great idea!

Fish smells for very fishy critters!


76 posted on 10/30/2004 4:32:34 PM PDT by Quix (PRAY! ENERGIZE CONSERVATIVE VOTERS! CHALLENGE REASONABLE LIBERALS W FACTS!)
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To: Cloud William
Nothing is as putrid as liquefied fish guts, it's a perfect greeting for the rats. They are out at night cause that's when they work steal cars for crack and break into businesses.
77 posted on 10/30/2004 4:34:07 PM PDT by rodguy911 ( President Reagan---all the rest.)
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To: rodguy911

Ah, yes, I was thinking of that one also. Leave the entrails outside a few days first.
BUT then it might smell though the plastic bag before the thief gets it into the car?

No time left for this one unles y'all go fishing tomorrow and leav it out tomorrow night, then put it up for Monday night. Might work.


78 posted on 10/30/2004 4:38:59 PM PDT by Conservatrix ("He's a barf." --- Sophia T., Age 4, on John Sawed-Off Baldrick "I have a cunning plan" Kerry)
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To: Quix; Ichneumon
Ich -- Well, that was sort of the point, to NOT have it be quite weapons-grade. Some of the dumb-ass thieves will try to lick the stuff off (first-hand observation, btw), and the 100% extract could induce all kinds of serious medical problems, including I suppose anaphylactic shock if the idiot were allergic.

Quix -- Results? Think fire ants crawling up and down inside your hands and arms. Also, read Ichneumon's post, he gets it (heh heh heh!). Trust me, mate -- said idiots won't EVER mess with your signs again.

79 posted on 10/30/2004 4:41:15 PM PDT by SAJ (Buy 2 March NG 15.00 calls, write 5 March NG 18.50calls against, for 5-10 cent credit.)
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To: SAJ

I think I get the picture!

Thanks.


80 posted on 10/30/2004 4:44:39 PM PDT by Quix (PRAY! ENERGIZE CONSERVATIVE VOTERS! CHALLENGE REASONABLE LIBERALS W FACTS!)
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