Posted on 10/30/2004 3:21:54 PM PDT by GOPcapitalist
HERE'S WHY:
Bush sign theft has been a huge problem in my area just like everywhere else. Yesterday when I put out my latest set of Bush signs I decided to also leave a warning for the Democrat scum that keeps stealing other people's property. I got a ziplock back, filled it with old paint, and taped it to the inside of my sign. It was rigged to dispense its contents if anybody turned it sideways. Though my sign was stolen (and is now replaced with another), I am happy to report that somewhere there's a Kerry-supporting marxist twit driving around in a volvo diversity wagon with a huge green stain on his or her back seat.
Remember the fish in the back seat of the car?
I see another use for Smelts here !
BTW - I did hear of a few problems in the Houston area. Somebody's been raiding Bush signs up in Champions of all places. There was also a report of a Kerry nut going through the entire Galleria parking garage and keying every car with a bush sticker.
Beautiful. A few years ago I worked a late night sign patrol for some GOP candidates. The next morning somebody who knew I was putting the signs up saw them and talked to me about it. He said "I saw your signs, but how come they're scattered all over the grass instead of in an even row?" I answered "Cause that's where the fireant mounds are"
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..and when the perp pulls up the sign, permanent ink will stain him/her.
It was just a fantasy.....but you took it and did something about it!
Good for you!
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We'll save a spot for ya in Texas.
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Ah, yes. Didn't even realize it! Thanks
Someone stole my Bush sign this week. I live in such a pro-Bush area that there is a shortage of Bush signs at the GOP office. I think that someone stole my sign so that they could put it in their own yard :=) (N. Florida)
Hell, my wife refuses to go to any public place with me NOW!
She thinks I'm spoiling for a fight..with that shirt, it leaves NO DOUBT..
My new "Nazi" sign has convinced her I've reverted to another time, when I was young and full of vineger...
I'll admit it would be nice to be given justification to play smash face with some of the yuppy leftist assholes in my "upperclass" neighborhood here adjacent to Los Gatos..
Unfortunately, the breed of rich asshole we have around here are like Kerry -- they are big in the mouth and small on physical action....
Semper Fi
Are you familiar with "stop bath" that is used to process black and white photographs? It gives a new meaning to the word "stink." A little dab will do you.
Sign theft and property damage is ongoing in NC today. The perps are for scaling back property rights for the common good.
Tuesday...........wait for it.........:o)
I'd like to say I'm always ready, but here in a built up neighborhood - it's tough..
There are no cleared fields of fire, and no Claymores...
The enemy is more elusive and camoflaged than Charlie....
The bastards are EVERYWHERE, some even call themselves American patriots!
Semper Fi
GOPcap, that makes you a "newbie"!!!
I put a plastic bag in mine too. Mine was filled with Red Fox Urine. All smiles
That was their intent. Don't get mad...get even. Put bush signs back out.
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