Posted on 10/30/2004 3:21:54 PM PDT by GOPcapitalist
HERE'S WHY:
Bush sign theft has been a huge problem in my area just like everywhere else. Yesterday when I put out my latest set of Bush signs I decided to also leave a warning for the Democrat scum that keeps stealing other people's property. I got a ziplock back, filled it with old paint, and taped it to the inside of my sign. It was rigged to dispense its contents if anybody turned it sideways. Though my sign was stolen (and is now replaced with another), I am happy to report that somewhere there's a Kerry-supporting marxist twit driving around in a volvo diversity wagon with a huge green stain on his or her back seat.
"Revenge is never stupid darling -- it's the single most satisfying feeling in the world." - J.R. Ewing, philosopher, businessman.
This morning we awoke to a crooked sign, (ha-ha). Seems some jackass tried to jerk it out of the ground. Thats when the ants attacked.
They're red, and so is the state from which they hail. W owns all the lawns around here!
I'm so old I can't remember if I posted the fact that my Bush sign was stolen within a couple of days of placing it outside..
Now, I have a 2'x3' white styrofoam sign with large glossy black enamel lettering:
A Kerry Nazi
Stole my Sign
My home is between an inside curve and the corner -- my yard faces South -- so all during the day it is IMPOSSIBLE to ignore my sign in bright sunlight or avoid looking at my LARGE sign as you come up or down the street..
Gets LOTS of attention.....some good some not so good.
At least now, those that didn't know, know who not to &^% with..
My sign is out ONLY while I am somewhere nearby keeping an eye out.... My garage shop gives me a good observation point.
Had words with a few, but none would dismount from their cars to have this old man kick their ass..
Semper Fi
Add red pepper seasoning to that. They won't be stealing any signs in your yard again.
Bravo!!....
I forgot to mention..
Without a doubt, women have the foulest mouth when complaining about my sign.
Most take offense to my reference to Kerry Nazis..
"We're not all Nazis -- a$$hole!" is a frequent shout..
My reply - well you're certainly a foul mouthed whore, aren't you?
NONE have sent their husbands back to defend their "honor", so I guess their husbands agree they're just foul mouthed whores!
I'm an equal opportunity insulter....
Women that dish it out, can expect no quarter..
Semper Fi
Red pepper sticks well to bumper stickers too. Or some nasty imitation flavoring that will stick to their hands and then they touch their mouth or eyes. If they don't have enough manners to leave other people's property alone they should be punished with a little discomfort.
Our local sheriff's office had some officers stealing them in one of our elections. I know because I was working for the opponent and caught them. Once you catch them publish their names in the local newspaper with their vehicle license number. Let them explain that to the voters (including their family, friends and neighbors). They didn't seem to be so proud of it once they were caught.
THX.
all the better with urine from
a bitch dog in heat!
http://politics-suck.com/democratssuck.jpg
Here ya go RR........:o)
We had a good laugh over your story. We like your style!
CONGRATS!
BIG CHUCKLE.
THX.
Bravo.....my good citizen......good show!.....cudos....most excellent!
"Do you happen to have a dog or some other animal you clean up after? (smile)"
Unfortunately that happened to me the other day. I had to go to town and pulled into a parking place that had a Kerry car in front and one in back---course mine had a big Bush/Cheney on the back window. I usually lock my car, but this time I was only going to be gone a very short time so didn't bother...big mistake. When I got back I opened the door, got in and felt something weird beneath my right foot.....well, I don't have to go any further do I. Someone had left a nice deposit for me. Guess it could have been worse. Could have had my car keyed!
How about some old fashion machine die "blue"...it only comes off the skin after a few weeks of wear!
Take one board, 1"by 4", pound in 2" nails, cover the exposed sharp ends of the nails with something from some kid's diaper. Lay several of these devices around your Bush signs. After a few days, there will be several idiots checking into the emergency rooms. Worked for me. It helps if you let the grass get a little long. Better for hiding your little goodies. Also, spray paint the whole thing grass-green before applying the diaper stuff.
Give that pup a burger for a job well done
I'm temporarily relocated up north till december. I voted in Texas though - trying to do my part to solidify the vote up here though.
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