Posted on 10/22/2004 7:47:20 PM PDT by Trteamer
I've hunted geese for over 30 years and I can see a phony hunter clear as day. Here are some questions that John Kerry should know the answers to......
If you know the answers you are a true goose hunter:
1: You have a north wind, which direction should your decoys be facing?
2: What is a layout blind?
3: What is a double cluck?
4: What type of weather makes for the best hunting?
5: Is double-ought-buck better than number 9's?
6: What is a "goose load"?
7: When do the migrants come in?
8: How much does bismuth cost?
9: What is a "flute"?
10: Which is better, a 26 inch barrel or a 30 inch barrel?
11: What is pass shooting?
12: What is a "sick goose"?
13: What is a "spit call"?
14: Have you ever hunted out of a sink box?
15: Describe two common decoy arrangements?
16: What are "Bigfoots"?
17: What is the "point system"?
18: What are "Whitefronts"?
19: What is this years snow goose posession limit?
20: What is a "Super Black Eagle"?
21: What is a "flapper"?
22: What is "flagging"?
23: What is a "double reed"?
24: What is "goose jerky"?
25: When you see a flock of geese flying in a "V", why is one side of the flock longer than the other?
If you can answer all of these, then you are a goose hunter.
ping!
If the plural of "goose" is "geese", then what is the plural of "moose"?
uuhhhhhhh........HUH?
Actually he gave the goose to T-Rex and told her to "stuff it"!
As a bird hunter (turkey, pheasant, quail, partridge, dove), I don't know the answers to your questions. But I'd really like to know if you'd post them or Freepmail me.
Thanks!
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Tick, Tick, Tick, Tick
When I saw that video on Fox News the questions that came to my mind were: Who killed the goose/geese (certainly not Kerry!); Did the pool reporters hear any shots fired?; Just how freshly killed were those birds? (I'm sure you're familiar with the urban legend about the husband who said he was going fishing but did something else and in order to prove that he went fishing stopped at the grocery store to pick up some whole fish and then the wife found them to be already gutted and scaled.)
Kerry: "Well, you see, none of the are really cut-and-dried simple questions. There are many variables here and your answer depends upon intent and outcome. Also, you have to consider how these decisions will affect health care and jobs. Blah blah blah blah ad infinitum."
"25: When you see a flock of geese flying in a "V", why is one side of the flock longer than the other? "
I would love to know the answer to that one.
Well, I've never hunted geese, but the answer to number 25 is:
Because there are more geese on that side.
Poor John ruined his manicure all for nothing. He made a complete fool of himself.
Very clever reply
Hey, my good gentleman, do not waste your precious time. Kerry is the biggest democrat fraud since Clinton. The only huntin' he does is for very rich women and widows.
I think he miscalculated the animal rights crowd. A good number of them would be less bothered to think that Bush is responsible for the death of anybody than they would be bothered by the killing of an animal.
Farmers have nuisance permits and can shoot geese, deer, coyotes, etc. ANY time at all.
According to Charro, that would likely be Meese.
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