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JOHN KERRY'S GLOBAL TEST
dfu | 10-1-04 | dfu

Posted on 10/01/2004 12:11:02 PM PDT by doug from upland

John Kerry mentioned in the debate the "Global Test." Here it is. This is what it will take for us to have a peaceful world. See if you agree with John Kerry and can pass his Global Test.

YES/NO

__yes __no (1) I will get the approval of the United Nations Security Council before taking military action against any other nation.

__yes __no (2) I will commit United States troops under the command of the United Nations.

__yes __no (3) I will submit for discipline to the World Court any United States citizen as requested by the World Court.

__yes __no (4) If the majority of the Security Council members vote to use military force against Israel to return to pre-1967 borders, I will commit military forces to that effort.

__yes __no (5) If any world body passes by a majority vote a resolution for the United States to cut the use of fossil fuels by 25% within one year, I will comply with or without approval of Congress.

__yes __no (6) If a majority vote of the General Assembly of the United Nations requires that all weapons owned by United States citizens be confiscated and destroyed, I agree to such confiscation and destruction.

__yes __no (7) If a majority vote of the General Assembly of the United Nations requires the United States to pay Americans and other citizens reparations for slavery, I agree to pay such reparations.

__yes __no (8) If a majority vote of the General Assembly of the United Nations requires all U.S. borders to be opened for anyone in the world, I agree to comply.

__yes __no (9) If a majority vote of the General Assembly of the United Nations requires a world tax to be paid by all United States taxpayers, I agree to collect such a tax.

__yes __no (10) If a majority vote of the General Assembly of the United Nations requires that the United States unilaterally destroy its entire stockpile of nuclear weapons and ICBMs within six months, I agree to comply.


TOPICS: Constitution/Conservatism; Culture/Society; Foreign Affairs; News/Current Events; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: constitution; firstdebate; kerry; liar; sovereignty; theglobaltest
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To: doug from upland

21 posted on 10/01/2004 12:43:52 PM PDT by doug from upland (Jimmy Carter -- 80 years old and still screwing our country)
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To: doug from upland

22 posted on 10/01/2004 12:48:27 PM PDT by doug from upland (Jimmy Carter -- 80 years old and still screwing our country)
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To: doug from upland

23 posted on 10/01/2004 12:55:44 PM PDT by hankbrown
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To: lilylangtree

I used to get an annual "Global Test". The second part was the instruction to " turn your head and cough" The first partwas, of course, the tester having got you by the ..... . So Kerry wants the UN to have us bu the short hairs ?


24 posted on 10/01/2004 1:08:48 PM PDT by RocketWolf
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To: Happy2BMe
bump!

25 posted on 10/01/2004 1:16:40 PM PDT by MeekOneGOP (There is only one GOOD 'RAT: one that has been voted OUT of POWER !! Straight ticket GOP!)
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To: Happy2BMe; MeekOneGOP; PhilDragoo; ntnychik; potlatch; Grampa Dave; Chieftain; onyx; ...


John Kerry - Global Pest








26 posted on 10/01/2004 1:17:55 PM PDT by devolve ( -HEINZ-KERRY - LIFESTYLES Of The RICH & FLAMING! - http://pro.lookingat.us/ThisOldDump.html --)
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To: devolve

John Kerry = World Class Global Ratherer!


27 posted on 10/01/2004 1:19:20 PM PDT by Grampa Dave (When will the ABCNNBC BS lunatic libs stop Rathering to Americans? Answer: NEVER!)
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To: doug from upland

Let's send this test around in email.


28 posted on 10/01/2004 1:20:54 PM PDT by tiki (Win one against the Flipper)
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To: doug from upland
bump!

KERRY'S "GLOBAL TEST" FOR PREEMPTION:
WHY SECURITY MOMS WILL VOTE FOR BUSH

29 posted on 10/01/2004 1:29:14 PM PDT by Mia T (Stop Clintons' Undermining Machinations (The acronym is the message.))
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To: doug from upland

Good one!


30 posted on 10/01/2004 1:29:31 PM PDT by jcb8199
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To: doug from upland

A "WELL DONE BUMP" from the westside of the San Gabriel Valley to you!I just forwarded this to many friends also.


31 posted on 10/01/2004 1:41:06 PM PDT by Pagey ("How did Hillary Clinton become a Senator"? Have you ever asked yourself that question?)
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To: doug from upland

Hehe... Someone should take this list and make it into a nifty humurous graphic for easy distribution across the internet ;)


32 posted on 10/01/2004 1:52:16 PM PDT by Tempest (Click on my name for a long list of press contacts)
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To: doug from upland

Last night Kerry said it was a mistake not to turn Iraq over to the UN once we took Baghdad. What a maroon!


33 posted on 10/01/2004 2:05:29 PM PDT by austingirl
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To: doug from upland
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I voted "no" before I voted "yes" to all ten. Gotta keep the frogs happy.

Bush said today: Kerry had once supported removing Saddam Hussein from power but now "says it was all a mistake."

They connected the dots in 1998 but Senator Kerry and MSM can't seem to connect the dots in 2004.

Here is an easy to read chart of what the media was saying pre-911 (and after): Connect the Dots...Saddam Hussein and Osama bin Laden.

Lots of facts and quotes about the president-wannabe at the John F. Kerry Timeline.
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34 posted on 10/01/2004 2:09:05 PM PDT by christie (John F. Kerry Timeline - http://www.archive-news.net/Kerry/JK_timeline.html)
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To: gortklattu; doug from upland
We need somebody to design a medal for this.

Kerry needs to be "punk'd" by some sort of official-looking press release.
Such as one announcing that some Pro-Kerry group had unearthed documents showing
that Kerry actully passed his doctoral exam in "Globality" at Yale...
while he was upriver in Cambodia under direct orders from President-ELECT
Richard Nixon...
and that the ever-modest Kerry will be belatedly hooded and awarded his
doctoral degree at the next Yale commencement.

And that he'd wear his "Magic Cap" instead of the usual academic regalia at the ceremony
in honor of the stlll un-identified CIA agent who gave him the cap.
35 posted on 10/01/2004 2:15:59 PM PDT by VOA
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To: doug from upland
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36 posted on 10/01/2004 2:58:06 PM PDT by 68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub (MAKE SURE YOU ARE CURRENTLY REGISTERED AND VOTE Nov 2nd!)
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To: devolve

Thanks for the ping ;)


37 posted on 10/01/2004 3:22:52 PM PDT by Tempest (Click on my name for a long list of press contacts)
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To: Mia T; Tempest


You bet!


38 posted on 10/01/2004 4:29:45 PM PDT by devolve ( -HEINZ-KERRY - LIFESTYLES Of The RICH & FLAMING! - http://pro.lookingat.us/ThisOldDump.html --)
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39 posted on 10/05/2004 10:16:48 PM PDT by doug from upland (DemocRATS are political terrorists......and most of them smell)
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To: All

How can an American vote for this piece of ****?


40 posted on 10/21/2004 10:49:52 AM PDT by doug from upland (Michael Moore = a culinary Pinocchio ---- tell a lie, gain a pound.)
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