Posted on 10/01/2004 12:11:02 PM PDT by doug from upland
John Kerry mentioned in the debate the "Global Test." Here it is. This is what it will take for us to have a peaceful world. See if you agree with John Kerry and can pass his Global Test.
YES/NO
__yes __no (1) I will get the approval of the United Nations Security Council before taking military action against any other nation.
__yes __no (2) I will commit United States troops under the command of the United Nations.
__yes __no (3) I will submit for discipline to the World Court any United States citizen as requested by the World Court.
__yes __no (4) If the majority of the Security Council members vote to use military force against Israel to return to pre-1967 borders, I will commit military forces to that effort.
__yes __no (5) If any world body passes by a majority vote a resolution for the United States to cut the use of fossil fuels by 25% within one year, I will comply with or without approval of Congress.
__yes __no (6) If a majority vote of the General Assembly of the United Nations requires that all weapons owned by United States citizens be confiscated and destroyed, I agree to such confiscation and destruction.
__yes __no (7) If a majority vote of the General Assembly of the United Nations requires the United States to pay Americans and other citizens reparations for slavery, I agree to pay such reparations.
__yes __no (8) If a majority vote of the General Assembly of the United Nations requires all U.S. borders to be opened for anyone in the world, I agree to comply.
__yes __no (9) If a majority vote of the General Assembly of the United Nations requires a world tax to be paid by all United States taxpayers, I agree to collect such a tax.
__yes __no (10) If a majority vote of the General Assembly of the United Nations requires that the United States unilaterally destroy its entire stockpile of nuclear weapons and ICBMs within six months, I agree to comply.
and befre Monseur Kerry gets to #3, we'll be blown to smithereens.
Kerry's an airhead.
GOOD JOB!
ROTFLMAO!!!!
How many yes checks do you think Kerry or Hillary would put on this list?
Are Cliff's Notes available for the test??
Here's some test instructions posted by a user named Yaelle on another thread. They go well as instructions for your yes/no global test.
This test will determine whether your country may be defended against enemies, foreign or domestic. Answer the questions as rapidly as possible. If you have longer explanations, do not hesitate to use the back of the test paper, though we may not actually read the back. Use a fountain pen for your answers. Remember that the lives of all Americans hang in the balance of your answers. In order to pass, you must answer each question correctly and to the satisfaction of every other country in the world. You may begin.
How many "yes" to receive a pass? 6?
We need somebody to design a medal for this.
Kerry's 'GLOBAL TEST' won't pass the test - ping.
All 10.
I was impressed by last night's debate, and it was the first time I can remember where it was so obvious what was being said by all the parties.
Apart form the character issue with Kerry, it is so clear to me that he follows the main bent of communism, "from each according to his ability, and to each according to his needs" (all supervised of course by a special class of people). He wants to give America away to the Globalist elite, of which he considers himself a charter member.
Bush, on the other hand, while scoring no marks as a professorial type, basically said "This is my country, and we intend for it to stay that way." That was a message I could understand.
Obviously I am for Bush on this.
The affair in Iraq was inevitable. The whole deal reminds me of the increasing aggression of bears in wilderness areas as civilization creeps up on them. In this case the Muslim "leaders' are the bears. If it hadn't been now it would have been later, and instead of two towers coming down in NYC we would have seen two American cities vaporized one evening.
The only thing that still amazes me about this election is that a Kerry-like creature can get ANY support at all from Americans. ANY at all. His message appears to be "please volunteer to enslave yourselves, and by the way resistance is futile."
Forget about his actions in combat, the little he saw of it. What about the tendency to promote communism?
On the Kerry Scale, 10 yes is a perfect score and a perfect peaceful world of love.
-PJ
Kerry is a master of promoting a message that is hollow. Yes, he could sell ice cubes to Eskimos and jockstraps to men who had sex change operations to become women.
Darn, that's tough!
BTW an excellent post!
Any chance your test will be picked up by Fox or radio shows?
OUI/NON
__Oui __non (1) j'obtiendrai l'approbation du Conseil de Sécurité de Nations Uni action avant de prendre militaire contre aucune autre nation.
__Oui __non (2) je commettrai les troupes d'Etats-Unis sous l'ordre des Nations Unies.
__Oui __non (3) je soumettrai pour la discipline au Monde Courtise n'importe quel citoyen d'Etats-Unis comme demandé par le Tribunal de Monde.
__Oui __non (4) Si la majorité de la Sécurité membres Municipaux votent pour utiliser la force militaire contre l'Israël pour se retourner à pré-1967 frontières, je commettrai des forces militaires à cet effort.
__Oui __non (5) Si n'importe quelles passes de corps de monde par une majorité votent une résolution pour les Etats-Unis couper l'usage de carburants de fossile par 25% dans une année, je me conformerai à ou sans l'approbation de Congrès.
__Oui __non (6) Si un vote de majorité de l'Assemblée Générale des Nations Unies exige que toutes armes possédées par les citoyens d'Etats-Unis sont confisqué et sont détruites, j'accepte de telle confiscation et telle destruction.
__Oui __non (7) Si un vote de majorité de l'Assemblée Générale des Nations Unies exige que les Etats-Unis ait payé des Américains et les autres réparations de citoyens pour l'esclavage, je consens à payer telles réparations.
__Oui __non (8) Si un vote de majorité de l'Assemblée Générale des Nations Unies exige que toutes frontières américaines être ouvertes pour n'importe qui dans le monde, je consens à conformer.
__Oui __non (9) Si un vote de majorité de l'Assemblée Générale des Nations Unies exige qu'un impôt de monde être payé par tous contribuables d'Etats-Unis, je consens à recueillir un tel impôt.
__Oui __non (10) Si un vote de majorité de l'Assemblée Générale des Nations Unies exige que les Etats-Unis détruisent unilatéralement son stockage entier d'armes et ICBMs nucléaires dans six mois, je consens à conformer.
Maybe if it is sent to them and millions of computers.
-PJ
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