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Title this picture of Teresa Heinz KERRY, sept 13, 2004
Yahoo news ^ | September 13, 2004

Posted on 09/13/2004 1:19:49 PM PDT by AmericanMade1776

Teresa Heinz Kerry, wife of Democratic Presidential candidate, Sen. John Kerry D-Mass., is also seen on a video screen while addressing the Congressional Hispanic Caucus Institute's Issues Conference Luncheon in Washington, Monday, Sept. 13, 2004. Mrs. Heinz Kerry spoke on issues of importance to the Hispanic community.


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To: AmericanMade1776

Teresa Heinz Kerry addressing the Congressional Hispanic Caucus in Washington on Monday while her evil demonic soul looks on. (AP Photo/Lawrence Jackson)

81 posted on 09/13/2004 1:49:53 PM PDT by Ichneumon ("...she might as well have been a space alien." - Bill Clinton, on Hillary, "My Life", p. 182)
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To: gortklattu

I haven't seen it. Is it really good? I figured it would be horrible.


82 posted on 09/13/2004 1:50:22 PM PDT by pro libertate
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To: HitmanNY

LOL. Right on. Except that she is only 65. BTW, does the woman ever comb her hair? With all her money, she could have someone follow her around with a comb for quick touch-ups.


83 posted on 09/13/2004 1:51:33 PM PDT by wayoverthehill
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To: COUNTrecount
Teresa before Kerry-a-zation... Is that her before she turned to the dark side?
84 posted on 09/13/2004 1:51:54 PM PDT by vrwinger (Tagline? I don't need no stinkin' TAGLINE!)
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To: AmericanMade1776

"Mama T is watching you"


85 posted on 09/13/2004 1:52:07 PM PDT by Mrs. Frogjerk
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To: AmericanMade1776

SDhe's got the "Mom, I totalled the car" look. In JFK's case it's more like: "Mom, i lost the white house!!"


86 posted on 09/13/2004 1:52:15 PM PDT by bubman
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To: LiberalBassTurds

Here's another one for you LBT. ;o)


87 posted on 09/13/2004 1:52:15 PM PDT by shield (The Greatest Scientific Discoveries of the Century Reveal God!!!! by Dr. H. Ross, Astrophysicist)
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To: FesterUSMC

I don't know,...I'd do her. Course Im recently divorced too.


T' baby....call me.


88 posted on 09/13/2004 1:55:33 PM PDT by Hammerhead
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To: AmericanMade1776

Just like all hispanics, I, too know the hardships of being an immigrant in America. For instance, when I came here, I hired the most expensive lawn service I could afford. Being an heiress to a multi-million dollar fortune, I can tell you that I expected nothing but the best. Let me tall you that those damn Mexicans my butler hired were nowhere near as diligent or as polite as the servents my father used to whip into shape in our estate in South Africa!

Yes, I can empathise with you hispanics. I too have been a tortured minority in a land where newcomers are made to feel unwanted and uninvited. What kind of country treats it's new citizens in such a foul manner? What kind of counrtry makes it's citizens pump their own gasoline, or buy food through a drive through windows? It's positively ghastly.

Like you, I came here with only modest wealth, a world class education and grand dreams of wealth and power. Those dreams came true for me when my father passed away. On that day, I transformed instantly from a simple milti-millionaire heiress into a true and honest billionaire. It is on that day when I began to beleive in the greatness of America. I am here to tell you that I represent proof that your dreams can come true, too.

John Kerry and I know well the plight of the impovrished American immigrant, and we will work hard to bring you the opportunities that George Bush has so dispicably taken away from you.

At the very least, I have this proposition. My garage has a leaky roof, and I have some pate de foie gras from a soiree John and I threw last Sunday which will go bad unless someone eats it. That's liver, in case you didn't know. You people eat liver right? I'm sure one of you could roll some of that up in a taco and have a jim-dandy fiesta party. Do we have a deal?


89 posted on 09/13/2004 1:55:39 PM PDT by madape
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To: vrwinger

I would imagine that living with JFK lite can cause a speedy aging process.The flip-flops alone made wrinkles in her neck.


90 posted on 09/13/2004 1:55:52 PM PDT by COUNTrecount
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To: AmericanMade1776
This is "saucy" and "sexy" must be why I don't buy Heinz Ketchup anymore. Both Teresa and Al Gore look like them need some therapy.
91 posted on 09/13/2004 1:56:07 PM PDT by iloveluci (Once burned you learn, no more Demo rats!)
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To: F.J. Mitchell

Like minds...See my #11 :)


92 posted on 09/13/2004 1:56:10 PM PDT by Zavien Doombringer (I am not late for Zots, I have stealth Zot capability.....)
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To: AmericanMade1776; Owl_Eagle; Mudboy Slim

One needs not be facetious in stating the obvious: This is one drugged-out lookin' broad!


93 posted on 09/13/2004 1:56:18 PM PDT by HenryLeeII (sultan88, R.I.P.)
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To: AmericanMade1776

She's like the woman in the Seinfeld episode who was alternately a babe or a hag, depending upon the lighting. (Although, in Teresa's case, many Freepers demand evidence of the "babe" version; I swear - early on in the campaign - a saw a couple flattering pics of her.)


94 posted on 09/13/2004 1:56:53 PM PDT by Steve_Seattle
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To: AmericanMade1776
I'm sooooo happy to be here....No Really!!!

Pray for W and Our Troops

95 posted on 09/13/2004 1:57:13 PM PDT by bray (Some men have skeletons in their closets, some have killing fields!!)
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To: COUNTrecount

That's not from "flip-floppin'", them thar are stretch marks.


96 posted on 09/13/2004 1:57:21 PM PDT by Zavien Doombringer (I am not late for Zots, I have stealth Zot capability.....)
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To: AmericanMade1776
This is "saucy" and "sexy" must be why I don't buy Heinz Ketchup anymore. Both Teresa and Al Gore look like them need some therapy.
97 posted on 09/13/2004 1:57:53 PM PDT by iloveluci (Once burned you learn, no more Demo rats!)
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To: AmericanMade1776

He wants me to do what? And he won't do what? That no good liar.


98 posted on 09/13/2004 1:58:26 PM PDT by appeal2
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To: AmericanMade1776
"If you will look at the screen behind me, you will see what everyone can look like with Kerry-Care! Only an idiot would not be thrilled with the new Kerry-Care Department of Wellness hue of healthiness."

Wrong is right; ugly is beautiful.

99 posted on 09/13/2004 1:58:45 PM PDT by Blue Eyes (When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's amore.)
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My mom, who makes sure to catch all of Kerry's speeches on C-span (her stomach is tougher than mine) says that every time she sees Teresa, the SS is leading her around like she is in a daze, and sometimes she will break free and they have to go get her. Mom says she has seen this many times and truly believes she is in a constant state of inebriation
100 posted on 09/13/2004 1:59:11 PM PDT by Repub4bush
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