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Black XXIX: "Shed Powers!!"
The MudCave | 29 July 2004 | Mudboy Slim

Posted on 07/29/2004 6:51:42 AM PDT by Mudboy Slim

"Shed Powers!!"
(To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Dead Flowers")

Folks, when you're sitting there, thinkin' 'bout supportin' Kerry...
Votin' fer some rich bloke you don't know...
Well, Hanoi John LOATHES the FRee...prefers Sosh'list Tyranny!!
He's a Massachusetts Lib'ral to the bone!!

Devolve Power, Prez'dent Dubyuh!! Devolve Power!!
Our Righteous dreams can be real if Bush leads US now!!
That's Right...we can devolve Power to individuals...
Must devolve Power to the States...
States, devolve Power to the Counties...
Folks, it's time we Liberate the U.S. of A.!!

Now hear me, DemonRATS...Right did Liberate Iraq!!
Folks're FRee 'cuz George Dubyuh led the way!!
Ol' MUD'll be in his basement room, laughin' while FReepin' Leftist tunes...)8^D!!
In a Righteous Quest fer Independence Day!!

Devolve Power, RightWing Congress!! Devolve Power!!
Our Righteous dreams can be real if Bush leads US now!!
That's Right...we can devolve Power to individuals!!
Must devolve Power to the States!!
States, devolve Power to the Counties!!
Bush, it's time we Liberate the U.S. of A. - yeah!!

(guitar-pickin' and strummin' interlude)

Devolve Power, Prez'dent Dubyuh!! Devolve Power!!
Our Righteous dreams can be real if Bush leads US now!!
That's Right...we can devolve Power to individuals!!
Must devolve Power to the States!!
States, devolve Power to the Counties!!
Folks, it's time we Liberate the U.S. of A.!!
Bush, it's time we Liberate the U.S. of A.!!

Mudboy Slim


TOPICS: Miscellaneous; Political Humor/Cartoons; US: Kansas; US: Virginia
KEYWORDS: 9th10thamendments; constitution; devolution; devolvepower; statesrights
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To: iceskater

Thank you for the great report. You would make a good reporter.

Have a wonderful time at the beach and drink a Pina Colada or two for me!


241 posted on 08/20/2004 1:21:30 PM PDT by Flora McDonald (Stand the Storm!)
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To: iceskater

I always loved that ad as well!!!

They are building 2 new middle schools here, and I heard an ugly rumor last week that they are running a bit behind, and may possibly hold off openning all the schools until those 2 are completed..


242 posted on 08/20/2004 1:23:00 PM PDT by Gabz (BTW - have I mentioned lately I'm sick and tired of rain?)
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To: Flora McDonald

Sen. Allen asked me if I was a reporter when he saw the notes I took. Egads! I think being a reporter almost by definition means you are a liberal and I can't go back there. I took notes only because I knew I wouldn't remember everything.

Thanks! I am looking forward to taking it easy for a bit.


243 posted on 08/20/2004 1:27:29 PM PDT by iceskater (No nation or state ever taxed itself into prosperity.)
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To: Gabz

Yikes! That is not good news, if true.

I'll keep my fingers crossed for you.


244 posted on 08/20/2004 1:30:46 PM PDT by iceskater (No nation or state ever taxed itself into prosperity.)
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To: iceskater

Yikes is right. Thanks.

I think she is finally over summer vacation - she's been very cranky of late and I'm having a hard time getting her to go out and play.......and she keeps asking when are we going school shopping.


245 posted on 08/20/2004 1:33:45 PM PDT by Gabz (BTW - have I mentioned lately I'm sick and tired of rain?)
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To: iceskater
"I think being a reporter almost by definition means you are a liberal and I can't go back there."

Nawww...there's plenty of opportunity fer conservative journalists in today's environment!! Did you hear Michelle Malkin on Limbaugh today?! Chrissie Matthews made a FOOL of hisself!!

FReegards...MUD

246 posted on 08/20/2004 2:38:29 PM PDT by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
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To: Mudboy Slim

Yes, I heard it. She totally rocks!

Chris Matthews is a waste of oxygen.


247 posted on 08/20/2004 2:58:10 PM PDT by iceskater (No nation or state ever taxed itself into prosperity.)
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To: Gabz

Something tells me that round about late September or October there may be a good FReepin' opportunity in Richmond. And if not there is always DeeCee. We'll meet again I'm sure of it.

I hope your eyes are ok now. Can't be too careful with them. Give the youngin' a hug for me.


248 posted on 08/20/2004 4:13:11 PM PDT by Flora McDonald (Stand the Storm!)
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To: Mudboy Slim; iceskater

I missed that comment earlier!!!!!

MUD - you're right there are conservative reporters - I know, I used to be one and I ain't exactly what anyone would call a liberal!!!!

I missed Rush today - I'm sure that Michele gave matthews whatfor!!!!


249 posted on 08/20/2004 4:25:06 PM PDT by Gabz (BTW - have I mentioned lately I'm sick and tired of rain?)
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To: Flora McDonald

I'm sure we'll meet again, I'm not planning on leaving VA anytime in the near future :)

What a difference a proper prescription makes. I was having nightmares about what could possibly be wrong, because I could not drive at night at ALL and was starting to have some serious problems in the daytime as well. Driving is an absolute necessity not only with living in the boonies, but with a yungin' as well (consider her hugged!)


250 posted on 08/20/2004 4:37:07 PM PDT by Gabz (BTW - have I mentioned lately I'm sick and tired of rain?)
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To: Mudboy Slim

Like Wow, Dude....

I'm off to Alaska to buy a "Q".


:-)


251 posted on 08/20/2004 4:53:24 PM PDT by GeorgeW23225 (Liberals really aren*t bad people. It*s just that they know so much that simply ISN*T true!!)
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To: Gabz

Don't worry about it. I'm coming to your house for the pony swim next summer...


252 posted on 08/20/2004 6:05:25 PM PDT by Corin Stormhands (www.wardsmythe.com)
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To: Corin Stormhands

Great!!!!!!!!


253 posted on 08/20/2004 6:17:32 PM PDT by Gabz (BTW - have I mentioned lately I'm sick and tired of rain?)
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To: GeorgeW23225; Landru; cherry_bomb88; FBD; goldilucky; jla; AdSimp; MeekOneGOP; ...

"Lib'rals!!"
(To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Some Girls")

Lib'rals steal yer money...Lib'rals steal yer souls!!
Lib'rals just crave Power...o'er lives that ain't their own!!
Lib'rals love their "Programs"...Lib'rals love to TAX!!
Lib'rals, we give most our bread to...We won't ever git it back!!

Lib'rals they LOATHE Liberty...DemRATS, They Love POWER!!
Lib'rals hide behind children...each time they beg fer MORE!!

So give'em all YER money...Do Just What Yer Told!!
Left takes more'n half of what I own...
But it's Right who's doin' the Chores!!
BigGuv'ment takes yer money...Leftists Corrupt Yer Souls!!
Lib'rals tax the shirt off yer back...and tell ya "You a selfish louse!!"

Lib'rals, they love JessieJay...Sharpton, they're UncleToms!!
American Left wants everything in the World...They're all TAKE and Never GIVE!!
Medyuh Whore'd...They're ALL Sissies...I can't stand 'em on TeeVee no mo'!!
Sometimes I venture over to CNN fer just a look...but I end up barfin' in the stall!!

White RATS, they're pretty funny...They think that 'Life's Soooo Sad!!'
Black Libs...they just wanna blame the damned Right!!
Self-reliance, they can't Stand!!
Chi-Com Spies are so subtle...They got Slick on his knees!!
But the Right knows 'bout what Left's cookin'...They're all Enemies of the FREE!!
Give Libs all YER money...Give Libs all YER Gold!!
Bought me a house outside the City...I'll educate MY kids in my Home!!
Yeah...gonna VOTE Dem Leftists home...

LeftWing spreads manure...Lib'rals Are Corrupt!!
Lib'rals warp their children...look at Chelsea, she's such a DUNCE!!
Give Slick half YER money...we'll put Slick behind bars...
Re-Impeach Left's Boy, I say...WE'll CONVICT the Left's Biggest Star...then Laugh!!
Make Slick his cellmate's "honey"...make'im a Prison 'HO!!
Let's CONVICT Left's Evil, FReepers...first step's to VOTE Conservative...Let's Roll!!

Mudboy Slim (9/23/2002)


254 posted on 08/21/2004 6:16:33 AM PDT by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
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To: Gabz; M. Thatcher; holdonnow; Hannity; Rush Limbaugh; jla; FBD; KLT; Happygal
"...there are conservative reporters - I know, I used to be one..."

You still are one, yer just on a long-deserved hiatus. In a way, I see all FReepers as documenters of history in real time. Those who are proficient enuff to get their stuff published in the the larger media outlets need to be congratulated...and replicated!!

"I missed Rush today - I'm sure that Michele gave matthews whatfor!!!!"

Actually, it wasn't like that...Ms. Malkin was scheduled to be on Hardball for two segments, the first to discuss "Unfit to Serve" and the second to discuss a new book she's recently completed. Well, ChrissieBoy's trying to discuss this book that he's never read and is highly agitated. Michelle apparently brings up the issue that at least one of Kerry's Purple Heart injuries was "self-inflicted", and Chrissie starts hollerin' "Are you saying John Kerry shot himself to get outta service?!" He kept barking out the question and interrupting Michelle so she couldn't explain, and then finally says to Michelle, "Yer GONE!!" and kicks her off the set. Then, Matthews' staff went and appropriated Ms. Malkin's copy of "Unfit to Serve" (as they didn't have a copy anywhere), and started to leaf thru and find out if Chrissie's hysterical rantings were justified. Of course, they weren't, as it's been documented that one of Hanoi John's injuries resulted from his firing a rocket-grenade into a rockbed when schrapnel ricocheted back and hit Hanoi John (aka "a self-inflicted wound").

I'll go back and see if Rush's gotta transcript available fer copy/pasting here.

FReegards...MUD

255 posted on 08/21/2004 6:40:49 AM PDT by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
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To: Mudboy Slim

Thanks!

I did read the rush trasncript last night.

When I said about Michele giving Chrissy whatfor - I was referring to Rush's show - I had already read what Chrissy had done to her on Hardball (my cable doesn't carry pMSNBC so I've never seen the show)


256 posted on 08/21/2004 7:04:02 AM PDT by Gabz (BTW - have I mentioned lately I'm sick and tired of rain?)
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To: Mudboy Slim




257 posted on 08/21/2004 8:46:08 AM PDT by MeekOneGOP (There is only one GOOD 'RAT: one that has been voted OUT of POWER !! Straight ticket GOP!)
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To: MeekOneGOP; backhoe; Corin Stormhands; iceskater; jla; FBD; Landru; P8riot; dead
"Contribute to SwiftBoatVets!!"

These genuine heroes are doing yeoman's work in exposing the LIES of Hanoi John Kerry...every dollar helps in spreading the TRUTH!!

FReegards...MUD

258 posted on 08/23/2004 6:00:15 AM PDT by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
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To: demlosers
"Pictorial Account of Kerry's Mekong Delta Incident"

Thanks fer the link...MUD

259 posted on 08/23/2004 6:14:08 AM PDT by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
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To: Cyber-Band
NRO's "John O'Neill: The UN-Kerry!!"

"Who's John O'Neill? He was the Vietnam veteran — a former commander of a Patrol Craft Fast, better known as the Swift boat — who famously debated one John Kerry, a fellow Swift skipper, for 90 minutes on The Dick Cavett Show back in 1971. C-SPAN excavated this particular television gem a couple of weeks ago and re-broadcast it. In 1971, Kerry was leveraging his military experience for political gain (old habits die hard, eh?) and had recently testified before the Senate Foreign Relations Committee about the American soldiers who, he believed, habitually committed war crimes. A few months earlier, Kerry had been involved in the "Winter Soldier Investigation," which proved to be less a serious inquiry into American actions than a rigged indictment of AmeriKKKa. It was later shown that many of the "eyewitness" participants, as well as many of Kerry's colleagues in Vietnam Veterans Against the War (VVAW), were frauds who had never been near a battlefield, let alone seen these crimes happen. Undaunted, Kerry claimed in his Senate testimony that these were "not isolated incidents but crimes committed on a day-to-day basis with the full awareness of officers at all levels of command." In other words, these alleged horrors were endemic to, and an officially sanctioned corollary of, the U.S. war effort in Vietnam."

FReegards...MUD

260 posted on 08/23/2004 6:29:56 AM PDT by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
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