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"Lib'rals!!"
(To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Some Girls")

Lib'rals steal yer money...Lib'rals steal yer souls!!
Lib'rals just crave Power...o'er lives that ain't their own!!
Lib'rals love their "Programs"...Lib'rals love to TAX!!
Lib'rals, we give most our bread to...We won't ever git it back!!

Lib'rals they LOATHE Liberty...DemRATS, They Love POWER!!
Lib'rals hide behind children...each time they beg fer MORE!!

So give'em all YER money...Do Just What Yer Told!!
Left takes more'n half of what I own...
But it's Right who's doin' the Chores!!
BigGuv'ment takes yer money...Leftists Corrupt Yer Souls!!
Lib'rals tax the shirt off yer back...and tell ya "You a selfish louse!!"

Lib'rals, they love JessieJay...Sharpton, they're UncleToms!!
American Left wants everything in the World...They're all TAKE and Never GIVE!!
Medyuh Whore'd...They're ALL Sissies...I can't stand 'em on TeeVee no mo'!!
Sometimes I venture over to CNN fer just a look...but I end up barfin' in the stall!!

White RATS, they're pretty funny...They think that 'Life's Soooo Sad!!'
Black Libs...they just wanna blame the damned Right!!
Self-reliance, they can't Stand!!
Chi-Com Spies are so subtle...They got Slick on his knees!!
But the Right knows 'bout what Left's cookin'...They're all Enemies of the FREE!!
Give Libs all YER money...Give Libs all YER Gold!!
Bought me a house outside the City...I'll educate MY kids in my Home!!
Yeah...gonna VOTE Dem Leftists home...

LeftWing spreads manure...Lib'rals Are Corrupt!!
Lib'rals warp their children...look at Chelsea, she's such a DUNCE!!
Give Slick half YER money...we'll put Slick behind bars...
Re-Impeach Left's Boy, I say...WE'll CONVICT the Left's Biggest Star...then Laugh!!
Make Slick his cellmate's "honey"...make'im a Prison 'HO!!
Let's CONVICT Left's Evil, FReepers...first step's to VOTE Conservative...Let's Roll!!

Mudboy Slim (9/23/2002)

"The Man I Wanna Be!!"
(To be sung to Boston's "A Man I'll Never Be")

It's been said MUD's lost his mind...
Folks spurn and mock my ways.
Disbelievin' miracles and my dreams!!
You don't try to be unkind...
You mean it when you say...
That all my thoughts are just "a Risky Scheme!!"
Yet my kids look up at me...
And deep within their eyes I see...
The Man I Wanna Be!!

(guitar jammin')

If only Right could find a way...
We'll FReep...we'll make our stand!! We must Take a Stand!!
Folks, we'll git bolder every day, you'll see...
As we exult in our liberty!!
And then We'll RE-IMPEACH!!

RightWing must git even stronger...
Jean Kerry is a LIAR!!
Good patriots know that SlickWillie has spied...
Fight a little longer!!
Future grows ever brighter...Sweet Justice Shall Be Satisfied!!
So listen to me...and deep within yer heart you'll see...
We'll Stand 'Gainst Tyranny!!

(Mo' guitar jammin'!!)

If only Right could find a way...
We'll steel our Righteous Stand...we're sooo American!!
Our work gits harder every day, you see...
We hide behind our Screen Names, Jim...
I'm daggoned proud of my FReepin'!!

Mudboy Slim (3/24/04)