[carlo3b]

I stole this from Stanz, and I think she is out of town so hehe she won't see me rip it offf. If she knew, there would be Hell to pay...LOLOL

[carlo3b]

I needed a comic break.. :)

[Aracelis]

11. I like you. You remind me of myself when I was young and stupid.

Actually, I've used this one...unfortunately my "victim" was too young and stupid to get the message.

[Liberal Classic]

<Cartman>"Screw you guys. I'm going home."</Cartman>

[tubebender]

Any one of these would make a great Tag Line. Cheers Carlo...

[ladyinred]

This is just too great! Thanks so much for stealing it. Now I am gonna steal it! ::::::

[Jorge]

This is funny. It was posted by our company coffee maker months ago.

However I love my job and have no desire to "say out loud at work" any of these things.

[BluH2o]

Old stuff ... except 35 thru 40 which is really bad ... but hey, it's the middle of the night and on FR anything goes.

[little jeremiah]

Thanks! I needed a laugh or two!

I like this one a LOT:

"25. I started out with nothing & still have most of it left."

[TruthShallSetYouFree]

40. What liberal, candy-ass fool told you marrying a fat, rich, loud-mouthed gas bag, automatically makes you right or smart.

John Kerry?

[TheSpottedOwl]

Please don't consign this post to chat hell. We all need to laugh at something right now.

Having said that, big BUMP! Thank you for making us laugh :-)

[Constitution Day]

Bookmarking. I needed a laugh, thanks a million.

[TheLurkerX]

Or in the case of my ex boss:

I'd tell you to go f**k yourself, but I see your head is in the way.

[ExtremeUnction]

41. "You pretend to work, and we pretend to pay you."

[irv]

Missed a couple:

• How did a braindead &^%#$! like you get to be my boss again?
• Web surfing on the job? Yes, I was doing important research ... on the price of ammunition
• Really, the computer is supposed to do that. It's programmed to frustate and annoy stupid people at every opportunity.
• You have a terrific career ahead of you. Management here practically worships the Peter Principle.

[musicman]

Something that would be nice to YELL at work,( as you enter the workplace say about 3 hours late, handing out cigars to everyone, and as you hand one to your boss, yell....)

" I HIT THE LOTTO !!!"

[lainde]

Thanks carlo3b...My heart is so heavy. It was nice to take a smile break!

[Feckless]

Hey, they pretend to pay me so I feel obligated to pretend to work.

[beaversmom]

14. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.

Good one.

[Dundee]

A couple that gets used in my neck of the dungeon.

*Your parents must have been brothers.

*He's the best argument for supporting retrospective abortion.

*It's like a meeting of Idiots Unanimous

*Just in case stupidity is contagious... BACK OFF!!!!

[LibKill]

Funny!