I stole this from Stanz, and I think she is out of town so hehe she won't see me rip it offf. If she knew, there would be Hell to pay...LOLOL
1 posted on
06/05/2004 10:16:57 PM PDT by
carlo3b
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To: carlo3b
I needed a comic break.. :)
2 posted on
06/05/2004 10:17:49 PM PDT by
carlo3b
(http://www.CookingWithCarlo.com)
To: carlo3b
11. I like you. You remind me of myself when I was young and stupid.Actually, I've used this one...unfortunately my "victim" was too young and stupid to get the message.
5 posted on
06/05/2004 10:24:02 PM PDT by
Aracelis
To: carlo3b
<Cartman>"Screw you guys. I'm going home."</Cartman>
7 posted on
06/05/2004 10:27:49 PM PDT by
Liberal Classic
(No better friend, no worse enemy. Semper Fi)
To: carlo3b
Any one of these would make a great Tag Line. Cheers Carlo...
To: carlo3b
This is just too great! Thanks so much for stealing it. Now I am gonna steal it! ::::::
10 posted on
06/05/2004 10:29:22 PM PDT by
ladyinred
(The leftist media is the enemy within. John Kerry even flips&flops with his finger!)
To: carlo3b
This is funny. It was posted by our company coffee maker months ago.
However I love my job and have no desire to "say out loud at work" any of these things.
14 posted on
06/05/2004 10:35:46 PM PDT by
Jorge
To: carlo3b
Old stuff ... except 35 thru 40 which is really bad ... but hey, it's the middle of the night and on FR anything goes.
16 posted on
06/05/2004 10:37:14 PM PDT by
BluH2o
To: carlo3b
Thanks! I needed a laugh or two!
I like this one a LOT:
"25. I started out with nothing & still have most of it left."
17 posted on
06/05/2004 10:37:46 PM PDT by
little jeremiah
(Take Back The Rainbow! Take back the word "GAY"!)
To: carlo3b
40. What liberal, candy-ass fool told you marrying a fat, rich, loud-mouthed gas bag, automatically makes you right or smart. John Kerry?
19 posted on
06/05/2004 10:39:57 PM PDT by
TruthShallSetYouFree
(Hey, Kerry! You don't need no stinkin' badges. I mean medals. I mean ribbons.)
To: carlo3b; Admin Moderator
Please don't consign this post to chat hell. We all need to laugh at something right now.
Having said that, big BUMP! Thank you for making us laugh :-)
20 posted on
06/05/2004 10:42:27 PM PDT by
TheSpottedOwl
(Torrance Ca....land of the flying monkeys)
To: carlo3b
Bookmarking. I needed a laugh, thanks a million.
23 posted on
06/05/2004 10:46:51 PM PDT by
Constitution Day
(Rest In Peace, President Reagan. I wish that I had had the honor to have met you.)
To: carlo3b
Or in the case of my ex boss:
I'd tell you to go f**k yourself, but I see your head is in the way.
37 posted on
06/05/2004 11:15:05 PM PDT by
TheLurkerX
(Liberals are the champions of every individual's right to agree with them.)
To: carlo3b
41. "You pretend to work, and we pretend to pay you."
To: carlo3b
Missed a couple:
- How did a braindead &^%#$! like you get to be my boss again?
- Web surfing on the job? Yes, I was doing important research ... on the price of ammunition
- Really, the computer is supposed to do that. It's programmed to frustate and annoy stupid people at every opportunity.
- You have a terrific career ahead of you. Management here practically worships the Peter Principle.
41 posted on
06/05/2004 11:18:44 PM PDT by
irv
To: carlo3b
Something that would be nice to YELL at work,( as you enter the workplace say about 3 hours late, handing out cigars to everyone, and as you hand one to your boss, yell....)
" I HIT THE LOTTO !!!"
44 posted on
06/05/2004 11:42:06 PM PDT by
musicman
To: carlo3b
Thanks carlo3b...My heart is so heavy. It was nice to take a smile break!
46 posted on
06/06/2004 12:12:02 AM PDT by
lainde
(Heads up...We're coming and we've got tongue blades!!)
To: carlo3b
Hey, they pretend to pay me so I feel obligated to pretend to work.
47 posted on
06/06/2004 1:14:43 AM PDT by
Feckless
To: carlo3b
14. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
Good one.
48 posted on
06/06/2004 2:15:30 AM PDT by
beaversmom
(Michael Medved has the Greatest radio show on GOD's Green Earth)
To: carlo3b
A couple that gets used in my neck of the dungeon.
*Your parents must have been brothers.
*He's the best argument for supporting retrospective abortion.
*It's like a meeting of Idiots Unanimous
*Just in case stupidity is contagious... BACK OFF!!!!
50 posted on
06/06/2004 3:25:08 AM PDT by
Dundee
(They gave up all their tomorrows for our today’s.)
To: carlo3b
57 posted on
06/06/2004 4:08:52 AM PDT by
LibKill
(Once more into the breach, dear friends!)
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