Something that would be nice to YELL at work,( as you enter the workplace say about 3 hours late, handing out cigars to everyone, and as you hand one to your boss, yell....)
" I HIT THE LOTTO !!!"
Two men in a pickup truck went to a new-home site to steal a refrigerator. Banging up walls, floors, etc., they snatched a refrigerator from one of the houses, and loaded it onto the pickup. The truck promptly got stuck in the mud, so these brain surgeons decided that the refrigerator was too heavy.
Banging up *more* walls, floors, etc., they put the refrigerator BACK into the house, and returned to the pickup truck, only to realize that they locked the keys in the truck--so they abandoned it.