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LAUGH BREAK Kerry vows to name salmon czar (no, it's not a joke)
The Idaho Statesman ^
| Edition Date: 02-22-2004
| Rocky Barker
Posted on 03/31/2004 3:28:21 AM PST by Liz
Edited on 05/07/2004 6:21:45 PM PDT by Jim Robinson.
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Sen. John Kerry would appoint a salmon czar who would answer directly to him and his vice president if he
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TOPICS: Culture/Society; Extended News; Politics/Elections; US: Idaho; US: Washington
KEYWORDS: 2004; czalmonczar; damremoval; environment; kerry; salmon; snakeriver; water
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To: Liz
I'm terribly sorry! Then again, they do say that spotted owl and snail darter taste just like chicken. Is it possible that's the secret ingredient in Chicken of the Sea?
To: Liz
Kerry said that, huh.
As usual.
...something's fishy.
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posted on
03/31/2004 5:45:25 AM PST
by
Landru
(Indulgences: 2 for a buck.)
To: Liz; martin_fierro; mikrofon
Chico "The Czar of" Salmon:
To: Charles Henrickson
Go for it, Chico.
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posted on
03/31/2004 5:59:57 AM PST
by
Liz
To: governsleastgovernsbest
OMG, now you've done it. The Chicken of the Sea tuna people are in Big trouble now that you've balbbed their secret.
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posted on
03/31/2004 6:02:18 AM PST
by
Liz
To: Constitution Day; xsmommy; martin_fierro; Paul Atreides; mikrofon
The Salmon Czar is
IN:
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posted on
03/31/2004 6:23:37 AM PST
by
Charles Henrickson
(YEEEAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
To: Charles Henrickson
LMAO!!
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posted on
03/31/2004 6:24:19 AM PST
by
xsmommy
To: Charles Henrickson
ROFL!! Awesome.
68
posted on
03/31/2004 6:42:30 AM PST
by
Constitution Day
(Over 140,000 FReepers, and just about all of us will be going pro in something other than politics.)
To: goldstategop; Liz; PhilDragoo; devolve; yall
Seinfeld said what he hopes will give him a sporting chance in Idaho. Bwahahahaha!!! hahahaha !
Jean Keri .... the Democrat candidate about nothing !!
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posted on
03/31/2004 6:48:31 AM PST
by
MeekOneGOP
(The Democrats say they believe in CHOICE. I have chosen to vote STRAIGHT TICKET GOP for years !!)
To: Liz
I was gonna suggest Kerry name a turkey czar. Then I rememberd
the Dim turkey was already running for president.
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posted on
03/31/2004 6:50:49 AM PST
by
MeekOneGOP
(The Democrats say they believe in CHOICE. I have chosen to vote STRAIGHT TICKET GOP for years !!)
To: MeekOneGOP
And he's gonna make mincemeat of Kerry in Nov.
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posted on
03/31/2004 7:18:50 AM PST
by
Liz
To: goldstategop
Seinfeld said what he hopes will give him a sporting chance in Idaho.Yours is about the 8th post I've seen today that refers to Kerry as Seinfeld. (I didnt happen to notice whether they were all yours). I have never seen this reference before today.
Where did this Seinfeld thing coms from all of a sudden? Why are you calling him Seinfeld? What am I missing here?
Your response will be greatly appreciated.
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posted on
03/31/2004 7:45:17 AM PST
by
Maceman
To: Liz
(no, it's not a joke) Actually, it is a joke. Kerry's joke on us.
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posted on
03/31/2004 7:47:00 AM PST
by
cinFLA
To: Maceman
I'm getting asked that a lot by Freepers. :) I chose the moniker, since its clear, like the character of Larry Dorfer's popular 90s sitcom, the guy ultimately stands for *nothing.* So when people listen to Kerry drone on, yadda, yadda, yadda and so forth, they conclude he's expending a lot of energy into saying nothing of substance. Hence the reference, which fits him to a T.
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posted on
03/31/2004 7:48:36 AM PST
by
goldstategop
(In Memory Of A Dearly Beloved Friend Who Lives On In My Heart Forever)
To: goldstategop
Yes, but Seinfeld is truly funny and smart. Kerry has neither of these attributes.
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posted on
03/31/2004 7:51:01 AM PST
by
Maceman
To: Liz
This all seems very funny, but this BOZO (Kerry of course) would more likely make protecting salmon from whomever a higher priority than
PROTECTING AMERICAN CITIZENS FROM TERRORISTS!!!!What a useless moron.
To: Liz
Yeah, but John, what about Salmon Pak? You know, the terrorist training camp that Saddam ran? Oh, you don't believe there was a terrorist connection and the world is not safer now, then before we took down Saddam. However, your Salmon Czar will make the world safer for fish? Ok, thanks John.
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posted on
03/31/2004 8:05:29 AM PST
by
FreeAtlanta
(never surrender, this is for the kids)
To: Liz
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posted on
03/31/2004 8:28:20 AM PST
by
MeekOneGOP
(The Democrats say they believe in CHOICE. I have chosen to vote STRAIGHT TICKET GOP for years !!)
To: Liz
I want a Dust Bunny Czar. Those things are out of control!
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posted on
03/31/2004 8:31:35 AM PST
by
Samwise
(I am going to need to be sedated before this election is over.)
To: goldstategop
a snowball in hell has a better chance then kerry dose in Idaho.
80
posted on
03/31/2004 8:49:10 AM PST
by
camas
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