Satanic killers 'are not monsters'

Ananova ^ | January 28th, 2002

[Michael2001]

Satan is proud I am sure.

[modern_orthodox]

I had to read that 3 times before the I realized the word "prosecutor" wasn't a mistake. Does that mean the defense position is that they should just walk?

[michigander]

The couple are "not the monsters"

After reading this account, perhaps they should define what it would take to qualify as "monsters". Just for a comparison.

[T'wit]

Coming soon to a U.S. court near you:

Judge: "How do you plead, guilty or not guilty?"

Defendants: "Diminished responsibility due to our being deeply disturbed characters who have long green fingernails and are wearing satanic leather outfits."

[IronJack]

Is that a zit? Right there! Right on her shoulders. You know, where her head should be?

I wonder how well Satan would defend this dude if a couple of crusty old German Lutherans were to discuss fine theological points with him out behind a dumpster?

[RedBloodedAmerican]

Wicca is peace.

[Sabertooth]

Ban them to Camp X-Ray and feed them Froot Loops.

I've got a better idea, Betty...

[biffalobull]

You think this looks like a monster?

You should see the one I had out last night.

[Sabertooth]

You should see the one I had out last night.

Lemme guess... no manicure?

[MeekOneGOP]

Satanic killers 'are not monsters'

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[patriot5186]

The couple are "not the monsters" portrayed in lurid reports in German media, but "deeply disturbed characters," he told the jury in the Bochum court.
I'll betcha old prosecutor Dietrich would think differently if he got invited to a Snap-On tools demo in their appartment. Satan is a loser.

[Victoria Delsoul]

Presenting closing arguments, prosecutor Dieter Justinsky said the pair should be given sentences of 14 and 12 years respectively. He rejected calls from the victim's parents for a life sentence, arguing that the pair showed diminished responsibility. The couple are "not the monsters" portrayed in lurid reports in German media, but "deeply disturbed characters," he told the jury in the Bochum court.

Hmmm, now tell me what the defense attorney said.

[aculeus]

Ah, this is the prosecution's statement.

Beam me up.

Former prosecutors: Johnnie Cochran and James Brosnahan.

[homeschool mama]

Absolutely sick.

[Alamo-Girl]

Jeepers! Thanks for the heads ups!

[MadRobotArtist]

Somehow I doubt it. Since God hogs all the good people, after all. These people are a joke. Satanists, whatever. Sickos are sickos. They are non-redeemable, and should be immediately put to death. The Russians have a way of dealing with people like this. Read about their most notorious serial killer Chikatilo, and you'll see how swift justice is served over there. It's too bad that it took them several years to put the pieces together.

These people need Johnny Cochran to represent them, and to have the ACLU back them. The ACLU lately is in favor of supporting Satanists after all. I guess whoever you pray to, if the voices you hear back tell you to hurt people, that's when you quit praying to that particular deity. You would think that Politicians in this country would be telling the people they supposedly represent that Satan made me increase your taxes. Better yet, I am only the vehicle for Satan's tax increase, and I'm driving him to the bank.

The main reason why Satan is not proud of these people, is simple. Satan wants his people to flourish and create even more evil, and most importantly not get caught. Satan should have a stricter dress code, and maybe a 401K and dental plan. Not to mention maybe a company car, and a generous salary. I think he'd attract more people, and have less turnover in the workplace. What worries me the most, is all of those dotcom people who are out of work right now. As they say, Idle Hands Are The Devil's Workshop.

So, has anyone seen any UFO's or ghosts lately? How bout that Mothman thing???

[MadRobotArtist]

Better caption still... Oooooooooo Nice Satanic hand gesture, That's clever. Now let me pay for my gas on Pump 8.

This is why I hate the Goth people so much. Posers, all of them. The only difference between Sid and Nancy here, and your typical goth, is that these people listened to the drug inspired voices in their heads, as opposed to just feeling bad for themselves, and the general depression and stuff.

I think that if these people aren't sorry for what they did, and feel blameless and this defense they've got holds up in court, Man... There will be horrible repercussions world wide. The Devil Made Me Do It, won't just be a clever saying, it will be the replacement for the insanity defense.

[GeronL]

if it sounds like a monster, acts like a monster... ahh.. you know

[b4its2late]

The couple were arrested in Jena five days after police launched a nationwide search. They have given a detailed confession to the killing, claiming that they acted "on the orders of Satan".

Screw life in prison. Give them a one way ticket to hell and they can take their orders live (well, more like dead) and in color!

[He Rides A White Horse]

Read about their most notorious serial killer Chikatilo, and you'll see how swift justice is served over there.

Down to the basement with "Citizen X", gunshot to the head, next case on the docket, please.