These people need Johnny Cochran to represent them, and to have the ACLU back them. The ACLU lately is in favor of supporting Satanists after all. I guess whoever you pray to, if the voices you hear back tell you to hurt people, that's when you quit praying to that particular deity. You would think that Politicians in this country would be telling the people they supposedly represent that Satan made me increase your taxes. Better yet, I am only the vehicle for Satan's tax increase, and I'm driving him to the bank.
The main reason why Satan is not proud of these people, is simple. Satan wants his people to flourish and create even more evil, and most importantly not get caught. Satan should have a stricter dress code, and maybe a 401K and dental plan. Not to mention maybe a company car, and a generous salary. I think he'd attract more people, and have less turnover in the workplace. What worries me the most, is all of those dotcom people who are out of work right now. As they say, Idle Hands Are The Devil's Workshop.
So, has anyone seen any UFO's or ghosts lately? How bout that Mothman thing???