Please explain "CHEESE" to me.

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[Delta-Boudreaux]

Ok,

As a relatively new Freeper, I haven't a clue to what CHEESE means.... yes, I know the stuff a person can eat. But there are the "Must like cheese" statements and the like. I did a search and there was no good explanation that I could find. Anyone caring to explain on this vanity post, please enlighten a new freeper.

Regards

Delta-Boudreaux

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

I love cheese.
But I hate meeses to pieces. Mooses too.

[TomServo]

I like cheese. I especially like to cut cheese.

[EdZep]

To: All

Not an unreasonable thing to wonder about.

Here's what I wonder about (Anyone else here read Slashdot, or other geek sites?)...

Why do they refer to pornography as pr0n? (that's 'r' before a zero, if I've read it right)

Socialists in Congress? Click on the zeppelin, Grasshopper.

[damnlimey]

Behold the power of cheese :
250+ posts

[Thoeting]

All your base are belong to us

[babylonian]

It's a silly private joke amongst a handful of people who hang out here. It's sort of like Kwanza.

[dighton]

'Ooo, Ah lahk a nice tuune, yer forced to!

[katnip]

Alouette brand Garlic and Herb spread on crackers is mighty tasty.

[dalebert]

Yea for spam and cheese.

[DeaconBenjamin]

What did Ed Meese ever do to you?

[hispanarepublicana]

It's awfully Gouda you to bring this question up, because I Camembert the mystery any longer! I'll be Bleu if the Meunsters on this board can't answer this question. It'll really get my Goat.

[katykelly]

I like cheese with my cornhuskers.

[Riley]

As a member of the 'Cheese Brigade', I am compelled not to reveal the secret.

I can give you a hint though- The more cheese references on a thread, the more likely that the thread has been hijacked to FReeper Island.

It also has to do with Mooses, or whatever the correct plural of 'moose' is- but I've said too much already.

[clintonh8r]

All your cheese are belong to us!

Did you really expect a straight answer out of this group?

[Fury]

Go Huskers!

[Lazamataz]

Lazmataz's sister got bitten by a cheese once.

A MØØse once bit my sister ...

No realli! She was Karving her initals on the mØØse with the sharpened end of an interspace tØØthbrush given by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Øslo dentist and star of many Norwegian mØvies: "The HØt Hands of an Øslo Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge MØlars of Horst Nordfink".

Mynd you, mØØse bites Kan be pretty nasti ...

[alloysteel]

Many allusions to "cheese", as to "cut the cheese" (euphemism for releasing intestinal gasses), "Cheese it!" as a warning to look as innocent as possible when the authorities come prowling around, "Say cheese!" to encourage people to put on the expressions to be recorded in a photograph, an expletive that SOUNDS like an expression of the Lord's name, as in "CHEESE!" Maybe there is some I have not covered, which would more exactly explain the use of this particular term. Anybody?

[Scott from the Left Coast]

OK who cut the cheese?

[Gadsden1st]

It's sort of like Kwanza.

Or Gorgonzola!

[VOYAGER]

"Quen! sabemos".

All your cheese are belong to us??