[Lazamataz]

Lazmataz's sister got bitten by a cheese once.

A MØØse once bit my sister ...

No realli! She was Karving her initals on the mØØse with the sharpened end of an interspace tØØthbrush given by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Øslo dentist and star of many Norwegian mØvies: "The HØt Hands of an Øslo Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge MØlars of Horst Nordfink".

Mynd you, mØØse bites Kan be pretty nasti ...

[TheLurkerX]

Hey, Laz, watch out for the 42 Mexican Whooping Llawyers. That's bound to be copyright infringement. :)

How can you 'ave a cheeeeese shop without eny cheeeeese?!

[stands2reason]

You are sacked.