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Pastor Stabs Himself During Sermon Illustration: ‘It’s sticking 5 inches out the back of my hand!’
Protestia ^ | February 23, 2026 | staff

Posted on 02/23/2026 2:23:51 PM PST by Morgana

Pastor Scott Thomas is the pastor of Free Life Chapel in Lakeland, Fl who was recently invited to speak at Fellowship Church’s 2026 Creative Marriage Conference in Grapevine, Tx.

During a spirited sermon illustration with a wedding cake, he slammed it onto the table, not realizing there were skewers holding it together. He explains what happens next:

“Cindy and I spoke on “Building A Marriage” and used a wedding cake for our illustration. To close the teaching, we stressed that if we build our marriages outside of God’s order… the whole cake (marriage) crashed! All went well… until I slammed the cake upside down and SURPRISINGLY DISCOVERED that the cake company had implanted a dowel inside to hold the cake layers together.

When I slammed the cake upside-down the dowel pierced through the bottom of the cake and traveled completely through my hand! When I looked down… the dowel was sticking 5 inches out the back of my hand! I immediately pulled the stick out of my hand and tried to wrap my head around what just happened!

Cindy immediately slid me a towel… I wrapped my hand, finished the message and prayed to close out the session in the next 5 minutes.”

He later shared pictures of the injury on social media:

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TOPICS: General Discusssion
KEYWORDS: lakelandfla; pastorstabbedhimself; showboat

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1 posted on 02/23/2026 2:23:51 PM PST by Morgana
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To: Morgana

He should’ve kept quiet for a day and claimed it as stigmata.


2 posted on 02/23/2026 2:31:55 PM PST by fruser1
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To: Morgana

I would’ve said, “I’m sorry, I dozed off for a second. Could you repeat that?”


3 posted on 02/23/2026 2:35:04 PM PST by Texas Eagle (If it wasn't for double-standards, Liberals would have no standards at all. )
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To: Morgana

4 posted on 02/23/2026 2:36:35 PM PST by Magnum44 (...against all enemies, foreign and domestic... )
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To: Morgana

My son came running in with the trick nail going through his hand. I was on the phone....Heart Attack...close call...


5 posted on 02/23/2026 3:06:10 PM PST by Sacajaweau
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To: Morgana
Mmmm, posted already at 11:52. We learned that tiered wedding cakes often require support splints to hold them in shape.
6 posted on 02/23/2026 3:15:59 PM PST by MikelTackNailer (is merely pawn on chessboard of life.)
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To: Morgana

Duplicate post

https://freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/4367998/posts


7 posted on 02/23/2026 3:19:34 PM PST by DFG
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To: Morgana

8 posted on 02/23/2026 3:25:56 PM PST by HerrBlucher
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To: Morgana

“Pastor Stabs Himself During Sermon Illustration”

Devotion.


9 posted on 02/23/2026 3:58:10 PM PST by BobL (Trusting one's doctor is the #1 health mistake one can make.)
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To: Morgana

Wanted drama.
Got trauma.


10 posted on 02/23/2026 4:05:35 PM PST by griffin (When you have to shoot, SHOOT; don't talk. -Tuco)
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To: Morgana

Oh, if only the snake would bite now. Our day would be complete.


11 posted on 02/23/2026 4:11:01 PM PST by GingisK
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To: fruser1

Good one. With the Weekly World News pushing the Bat Boy Picked Up By UFO story completely off page one.


12 posted on 02/23/2026 4:32:35 PM PST by frank ballenger (There's a battle outside and it's raging. It'll soon shake your windows and rattle your walls. )
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To: Morgana

He decided to expand on the traditional three-point sermon and went for a fourth point.


13 posted on 02/23/2026 4:58:19 PM PST by Southside_Chicago_Republican (God save the United States!)
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